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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
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Family Not Sure What to Do with Other Trees in Costco Christmas 6-Pack: tinyurl.com/2kywaau5
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Family Not Sure What to Do with Other Trees in Costco Christmas 6-Pack: tinyurl.com/2kywaau5
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YESSSSSSSS THE NEEDLING YES
Venezuela Bombs American Drug Yacht, Wiping Out Entire Sackler Family Cartel: tinyurl.com/mr472vs5
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
YESSSSSSSS THE NEEDLING YES
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To literally every retail outlet doing some version of “Black Friday Started Early This Year!,” a hearty “fuck off!”
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
To literally every retail outlet doing some version of “Black Friday Started Early This Year!,” a hearty “fuck off!”
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Episode to episode, those Miami Vice set designers *earned* their paychecks.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Episode to episode, those Miami Vice set designers *earned* their paychecks.
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One thing that people who do not have kids and/or do not live in large (or even mid-sized) American cities do not realize is how expensive child care is, particularly pre-kindergarten child care.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One thing that people who do not have kids and/or do not live in large (or even mid-sized) American cities do not realize is how expensive child care is, particularly pre-kindergarten child care.
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Why are weathermen called meteorologists? Have they ever ever once correctly forecast a meteor?
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why are weathermen called meteorologists? Have they ever ever once correctly forecast a meteor?
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Highly recommend Death By Lightning on Netflix about the Garfield presidency and assassination —
youtu.be/6jopqrSojQE?...
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Death by Lightning | Official Trailer | Netflix
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November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Highly recommend Death By Lightning on Netflix about the Garfield presidency and assassination —
youtu.be/6jopqrSojQE?...
youtu.be/6jopqrSojQE?...
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Rare is the perfect photograph, a photograph that is both literal and metaphor, a photograph that fills the void where a person should be.
November 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Rare is the perfect photograph, a photograph that is both literal and metaphor, a photograph that fills the void where a person should be.
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100% me as a kid ❤️
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
100% me as a kid ❤️
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Standing firm in its decision to pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel Live! even as ABC and Nexstar agree to air the show across the country again, Seattle TV station KOMO confirmed today that it would instead air an hour of Sinclair CEO Christopher Ripley sucking off President Donald Trump.
KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Standing firm in its decision to pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel Live! even as ABC and Nexstar agree to air the show across the country again, Seattle TV station KOMO confirmed today that it would instead air an hour of Sinclair CEO Christopher Ripley sucking off President Donald Trump.
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The Needling is gonna get taken off air for this post and this post alone
KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The Needling is gonna get taken off air for this post and this post alone
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be https://theonion.com/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-consti-1819571149/
Haven’t seen this quote by Trump on this platform so I thought I’d post it.
September 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Haven’t seen this quote by Trump on this platform so I thought I’d post it.
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this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
@rexparker.bsky.social Has Will responded to Gimletgate?
August 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@rexparker.bsky.social Has Will responded to Gimletgate?
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Two dudes sitting on James Garfield's front porch about 145 years apart.
August 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Two dudes sitting on James Garfield's front porch about 145 years apart.
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total mentions this morning on Maria Bartiromo's Sunday Morning Futures on Fox News
Obama: 18
Epstein: 0
Obama: 18
Epstein: 0
July 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
total mentions this morning on Maria Bartiromo's Sunday Morning Futures on Fox News
Obama: 18
Epstein: 0
Obama: 18
Epstein: 0
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What a time to be alive
May 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
What a time to be alive
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USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
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May 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
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