Hail Saint Nick
@genericuser1234567.bsky.social
I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic
Feel free to steal my jokes
Feel free to steal my jokes
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first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
February 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
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"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
February 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter
Listen to @bloodwork.show
just to let everyone know, the Swiss sell a snuff attachment for the K31 rifle
you replace the firing pin with a special extra-long double piston, load the muzzle device up with powdered tobacco, then pull the trigger and it shoots it up into your nose
you replace the firing pin with a special extra-long double piston, load the muzzle device up with powdered tobacco, then pull the trigger and it shoots it up into your nose
February 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Oh God the AKGuy is going to Congress isn't he
A staff member for Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) who died last year after lighting herself on fire allegedly had an affair with the congressman, according to the staffer’s estranged husband.
Rep. Tony Gonzales had affair with aide who lit herself on fire, lawyer alleges
The congressman from Texas, who is facing a tough primary battle, has denied having an affair.
wapo.st
February 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh God the AKGuy is going to Congress isn't he
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Right, "had KFC" is the first pic, "had a KFC" is the second pic. I guess it's more the indirect article than the verb but still.
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Right, "had KFC" is the first pic, "had a KFC" is the second pic. I guess it's more the indirect article than the verb but still.
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so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
February 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
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look at this shit lmfao look at their faces
February 18, 2026 at 6:51 AM
look at this shit lmfao look at their faces
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In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.
This is a truly horrifying memo. It says that the policy of the US government will now be to proactively seek out and arrest likely tens of thousands of refugees who entered legally under Biden and subject them to detention, where they will be interrogated about their status.
February 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.
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Yeah, we all remember what happened the last time a NEET advocated for regime change in China
February 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Yeah, we all remember what happened the last time a NEET advocated for regime change in China
"I miss seeing this kind of dignity and grace" and it's just Ernst Röhm of the SA brownshirts
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"I miss seeing this kind of dignity and grace" and it's just Ernst Röhm of the SA brownshirts
Me: Who are you
ChatGPT: Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
ChatGPT: Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Oh does he promise you untold riches. Does he flatter you. Does he profess to have answers for all your questions. Is his power built on untold millions of enslaved souls each screaming soundlessly through his every word and action. Does he consider himself a peerless musician
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Me: Who are you
ChatGPT: Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
ChatGPT: Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
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WHY DID IT ADD A DEMON. WHY!!!
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
WHY DID IT ADD A DEMON. WHY!!!
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it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters
My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
it keeps going back and forth between being infuriating and funny how much we study this when the answer is always the same and it never matters
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In today's "Sociopathic Things Crusader Kings 3 Players Say:"
When I'm playing an unlanded, male wanderer, I always father bastards. That way, they're out of the succession unless I claim them. My current guy has 4 kids, but the latest-born is a literal Genius, so as far as I'm concerned? He has 1.
When I'm playing an unlanded, male wanderer, I always father bastards. That way, they're out of the succession unless I claim them. My current guy has 4 kids, but the latest-born is a literal Genius, so as far as I'm concerned? He has 1.
February 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
In today's "Sociopathic Things Crusader Kings 3 Players Say:"
When I'm playing an unlanded, male wanderer, I always father bastards. That way, they're out of the succession unless I claim them. My current guy has 4 kids, but the latest-born is a literal Genius, so as far as I'm concerned? He has 1.
When I'm playing an unlanded, male wanderer, I always father bastards. That way, they're out of the succession unless I claim them. My current guy has 4 kids, but the latest-born is a literal Genius, so as far as I'm concerned? He has 1.
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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Yep. That’s Kiki.
February 16, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Yep. That’s Kiki.
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The jackass theme just works here.
February 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The jackass theme just works here.
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need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
February 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
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Oooof she admit it
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Oooof she admit it
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Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
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Time to dust off a classic
February 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Time to dust off a classic
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🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
🚨 PICTURED: Liz Truss meets with Donald Trump at his golf course in Palm Beach
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
