Okay hear me out. What if, instead of driving people to psychosis, we just used LLMs to automate the process of having a DraftKings agent keep you hooked while you're trying to go clean?

In case you think this is a joke

"Breathe less - live longer"

As we all know, humans can only take in a finite sum of oxygen over their lifetimes before they keel over and die (/s for the love of god)

ChatGPT told me to tie my laces like this. Am I doing it right?

Just saw a TikTok video of someone baking a chocolate cake w/ blood bc ancient Mesopotamians didn't have chocolate

Wtf is happening over there

Oh so that's what Salesforce does (scamming genocidaires)

"Average mystery is haunted by 1 monster" factoid is just statistical error. Average mystery has 0 monsters. Zombie Island, with 1000 zombies, is an outlier and should not have been counted

Bluesky genuinely has some of the worst autocorrect algorithms in the business. It's like they're actively trying to shave IQ points off my writing

Incredibly stupid man makes an self-defeating threat that contains within itself an admission that it is a bluff

Found out today there's a good guy Dexter mosquito that doesn't drink blood but whose larvae feed on other mosquitoes

Whenever I see a someone with an advanced degree talk shit they don't know about another subject, it frustrates me. My brother in Christ, you of all people should know how much work it takes to actually figure out how shit works! Sit your ass down before you complain about intersectionalism again

Dying laughing at this mental image

Unlike ChatGPT, tulips will never lie to you or inflict psychic damage

Respect this bird

HULK HOGAN DOOD. WAT NOU?

*Coach leading sex ed in high school* "Okay, so imagine a burger"