Gene Parmesan, at your service.
@geneparmesano.bsky.social
🌲 Lorax of Lunch
🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year
🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ
🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant
👑 113-time Fall Guys Champ
🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach
🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor
🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant
🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year
🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ
🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant
👑 113-time Fall Guys Champ
🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach
🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor
🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant
Lil Parm is officially a sleepwalker…
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lil Parm is officially a sleepwalker…
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
@egglandsbestegg.bsky.social found him upstairs head to toe naked, trying to put on a pair of my jeans in the dark. Lil Parm said his clothes “fell off” 🤨😂
My husband was verbally assaulted by a radio show hussy in our own driveway today 😂
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My husband was verbally assaulted by a radio show hussy in our own driveway today 😂
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If you have two cats, then one is a philosopher and the other is a dumbass
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If you have two cats, then one is a philosopher and the other is a dumbass
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“giddy up, jingle horse!! pick up your feet!!” sounds like something my homophobic gym teacher would scream at me while running laps after school.
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“giddy up, jingle horse!! pick up your feet!!” sounds like something my homophobic gym teacher would scream at me while running laps after school.
A first grader just called Monsters Inc “an emotional roller coaster” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A first grader just called Monsters Inc “an emotional roller coaster” 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I want the confidence of a 4 year old entering a room and declaring “Hey, Mr. Boogers is heeeeeeere!”
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I want the confidence of a 4 year old entering a room and declaring “Hey, Mr. Boogers is heeeeeeere!”
Why does this keep happening
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why does this keep happening
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You're posting bowling jokes? Spare me.
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You're posting bowling jokes? Spare me.
In his defense, he said it when I suggested we should “take you down” so he may have been thinking about lumberjack stuff
4-year-old Egg was trash talking during Mario Kart and said he was going to chainsaw me.
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat in front of an emergency exit sign
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October 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In his defense, he said it when I suggested we should “take you down” so he may have been thinking about lumberjack stuff
Corporate wants you to find this difference between these 2 photos
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Corporate wants you to find this difference between these 2 photos
My brother couldn’t get into the menendez brothers show because “they only killed 2 people” 🤨
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My brother couldn’t get into the menendez brothers show because “they only killed 2 people” 🤨
Have you guys heard of this show called Paw Patrol? Yeah? Ruining my life.
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Have you guys heard of this show called Paw Patrol? Yeah? Ruining my life.
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Excuses are like assholes I have a terabyte of the ones I find useful/interesting stored on an external hard drive
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Excuses are like assholes I have a terabyte of the ones I find useful/interesting stored on an external hard drive
my brother is at a cryptozoology museum tonight according to find my friends
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
my brother is at a cryptozoology museum tonight according to find my friends
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No, Svetlana did not look like her online pictures, but Ralph had spent almost twenty grand to get her here, and he was determined to make the best of it.
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No, Svetlana did not look like her online pictures, but Ralph had spent almost twenty grand to get her here, and he was determined to make the best of it.
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Some of you may be wondering about the glamorous lifestyle associated with the architectural work I do.
Well, I can now share some of that with you. I get this sort of ad for reference material on my Instagram feed.
(It is a genuine ad.)
Well, I can now share some of that with you. I get this sort of ad for reference material on my Instagram feed.
(It is a genuine ad.)
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Some of you may be wondering about the glamorous lifestyle associated with the architectural work I do.
Well, I can now share some of that with you. I get this sort of ad for reference material on my Instagram feed.
(It is a genuine ad.)
Well, I can now share some of that with you. I get this sort of ad for reference material on my Instagram feed.
(It is a genuine ad.)
Kid Parm asked me why the person singing on the radio was underwater. I was confused until I saw the album pic. 😂
October 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Kid Parm asked me why the person singing on the radio was underwater. I was confused until I saw the album pic. 😂
at the urologist waiting and a lady just came in to find her mom’s glasses and described them as “like Edna Mode” glasses
a cartoon character wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what .
ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what .
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October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
at the urologist waiting and a lady just came in to find her mom’s glasses and described them as “like Edna Mode” glasses
lOcK yOuR pHoNe
September 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
lOcK yOuR pHoNe
I fear @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social is getting senile. He butt-dialed another ancient person today (2nd time in 3 days).
September 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I fear @egglandsbestegg.bsky.social is getting senile. He butt-dialed another ancient person today (2nd time in 3 days).
IMPORTANT POST
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
IMPORTANT POST
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I would like a stick of TUMS where I could whittle a little slice.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I would like a stick of TUMS where I could whittle a little slice.
Ok I *did* say the first graders could choose a short i word to rainbow write. I *did not* anticipate a kid choosing “dick” 😂😂😂😂😂
September 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ok I *did* say the first graders could choose a short i word to rainbow write. I *did not* anticipate a kid choosing “dick” 😂😂😂😂😂