Gene Parmesan, at your service.
@geneparmesano.bsky.social
🌲 Lorax of Lunch
🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year
🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ
🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant
👑 114-time Fall Guys Champ
🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach
🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor
🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant
🏆 2018 Snappy of the Year
🏅2019 Super Fuzz Champ
🏆2022 Super Fuzz Participant
👑 114-time Fall Guys Champ
🥸 @EatingPiie’s sis & life coach
🫨 @egglandsbestegg’s wife & mentor
🧀 Lil Parm’s mom & assistant
Why does this keep happening
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why does this keep happening
Corporate wants you to find this difference between these 2 photos
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Corporate wants you to find this difference between these 2 photos
Kid Parm asked me why the person singing on the radio was underwater. I was confused until I saw the album pic. 😂
October 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Kid Parm asked me why the person singing on the radio was underwater. I was confused until I saw the album pic. 😂
IMPORTANT POST
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
IMPORTANT POST
Not even kidding
September 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not even kidding
Lil Parm and Uncle Parm ( @eatingpiie.bsky.social ) today
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lil Parm and Uncle Parm ( @eatingpiie.bsky.social ) today
Lil Parm living his best life today
August 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lil Parm living his best life today
Get yourself a friend like Kelly
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Get yourself a friend like Kelly
The target
August 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The target
I MADE THIS
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I MADE THIS
well then I guess I'm not going!!!!!
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
well then I guess I'm not going!!!!!
My local pizza place just likes to toy with me
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My local pizza place just likes to toy with me
Something No-Longer-Toddler Parm said recently when asked to put on his socks...
“I wanna wear my toes right now”
🧐
Also, he is 4 now. 😭
“I wanna wear my toes right now”
🧐
Also, he is 4 now. 😭
July 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Something No-Longer-Toddler Parm said recently when asked to put on his socks...
“I wanna wear my toes right now”
🧐
Also, he is 4 now. 😭
“I wanna wear my toes right now”
🧐
Also, he is 4 now. 😭
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
May 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Final Destination but it’s just me walking around finding increasingly sinister objects that could make noise and wake up my sick toddler
May 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Final Destination but it’s just me walking around finding increasingly sinister objects that could make noise and wake up my sick toddler
too soon, Michaels
May 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
too soon, Michaels
3.5 years later
May 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
3.5 years later
I am a 2nd grade teacher.
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I am a 2nd grade teacher.
Toddler Parm
April 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Toddler Parm
Me: “What is an important rule for holding a baby chick, Toddler Parm?”
Toddler Parm: “Don’t eat it!”
Toddler Parm: “Don’t eat it!”
April 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me: “What is an important rule for holding a baby chick, Toddler Parm?”
Toddler Parm: “Don’t eat it!”
Toddler Parm: “Don’t eat it!”
The ceiling of a local steakhouse caved in over the weekend. This summarizes the clientele pretty well. 😂
April 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The ceiling of a local steakhouse caved in over the weekend. This summarizes the clientele pretty well. 😂