Gay Wizard
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The Two-Headed President
Tomorrow when the staffers react to this freak of publicity, they will send goons to raid a newspaper
But tonight he is calm and in the Oval Office with his Mayor. It is a perfect
fall evening. And as he stares into the cameras, there are twice as many stars as usual.
Tomorrow when the staffers react to this freak of publicity, they will send goons to raid a newspaper
But tonight he is calm and in the Oval Office with his Mayor. It is a perfect
fall evening. And as he stares into the cameras, there are twice as many stars as usual.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Two-Headed President
Tomorrow when the staffers react to this freak of publicity, they will send goons to raid a newspaper
But tonight he is calm and in the Oval Office with his Mayor. It is a perfect
fall evening. And as he stares into the cameras, there are twice as many stars as usual.
Tomorrow when the staffers react to this freak of publicity, they will send goons to raid a newspaper
But tonight he is calm and in the Oval Office with his Mayor. It is a perfect
fall evening. And as he stares into the cameras, there are twice as many stars as usual.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
We waking the dead
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We waking the dead
Pokémon that I’d want people to associate with me 💖
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Pokémon that I’d want people to associate with me 💖
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!
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Polls don't close until 9 p.m., but here's a gift link to the results page for the NYC mayoral election to bookmark to watch once they do. (No needle for this one.)
New York City Mayoral Election Results 2025 (Gift Article)
Get live results and maps from the 2025 New York general election.
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Polls don't close until 9 p.m., but here's a gift link to the results page for the NYC mayoral election to bookmark to watch once they do. (No needle for this one.)
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we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
Why is Newsmax suddenly in NYC cabs?!
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why is Newsmax suddenly in NYC cabs?!
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saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
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The Monday Morning Podcast (Series, 2007 - ) 🔈
█████ Comedy Festival (2025)
█████ Comedy Festival (2025)
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Monday Morning Podcast (Series, 2007 - ) 🔈
█████ Comedy Festival (2025)
█████ Comedy Festival (2025)
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her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
September 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
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A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
Just finished up the Andrew Cuomo Scavenger Hunt. Mostly took place in and around the Hamptons and Cuomo seemed visibly upset that more “pretty little things” (?!) didn’t show up for it.
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just finished up the Andrew Cuomo Scavenger Hunt. Mostly took place in and around the Hamptons and Cuomo seemed visibly upset that more “pretty little things” (?!) didn’t show up for it.
Cuomo is actually running for Mayor anymore. He’s positioning for a career as a “The Party is so radical it left me behind and so now I have to support Trump” guy. Going to spend the rest of his days on Fox. Probably write a book called “Courage: The Right Path Ahead After Being Left Behind”
August 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Cuomo is actually running for Mayor anymore. He’s positioning for a career as a “The Party is so radical it left me behind and so now I have to support Trump” guy. Going to spend the rest of his days on Fox. Probably write a book called “Courage: The Right Path Ahead After Being Left Behind”
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Okay, but what’s the source wearing
NYT reporter meeting in a parking garage with an anonymous source dressed head to toe in Nazi regalia
July 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay, but what’s the source wearing
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In national elections, liberals like me ask leftists to be coalition partners — hold their noses and vote for a candidate they don't love to beat someone truly terrible.
In New York, the shoe is on the other foot. And we should be clear that we're willing to do what we ask of our partners.
In New York, the shoe is on the other foot. And we should be clear that we're willing to do what we ask of our partners.
June 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In national elections, liberals like me ask leftists to be coalition partners — hold their noses and vote for a candidate they don't love to beat someone truly terrible.
In New York, the shoe is on the other foot. And we should be clear that we're willing to do what we ask of our partners.
In New York, the shoe is on the other foot. And we should be clear that we're willing to do what we ask of our partners.
Sometimes magic is real
January 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sometimes magic is real