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Ems
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Engineer. Lesbian. Fiddler. Cuddler. Brave tomboy.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Fucking yeah I did! #HiddenBooksGame
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
omg #hiddenbooksgame is like this every year, I do fuck all but read lists and google weird terms and get nothing done and still need hints, and I'VE ONLY GOT 10 SO FAR.

Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling and I will never ever forget that.
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Hello. Refugees at home is a charity that finds asylum seekers in the UK housing placements with people who have spare rooms. Spouse and I have been hosts, and support the charity. They launched their winter fundraiser yesterday.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
Refugees at Home Winter Appeal 2025
As winter sets in, many who fled war, violence & discrimination seeking safety now face freezing nights on UK streets. Help keep them safe.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I have a gentle hatred for the term "bi-weekly", is it fortnightly, or is it twice a week, no-one knows.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If you haven't listened to The Log Books, I am giving it a full endorse
#TodayInQueerHistory
November 4 (2019)
Listen up! 🎙️🎧
The first episode of the Log Books aired today. The award winning podcast explored the log books from switchboard, the LGBTQIA+ helpline.

Grab a cuppa and give it a listen!
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Pet Classics is back for the 2025 fireworks season! 🐾

Dan Walker and Charlotte Hawkins will keep the nation’s pets calm through the whizzes and bangs of Bonfire Night, with two shows of relaxing music.

📻 Pet Classics | 5pm–9pm on Wednesday 5 and Saturday 8 November. clssicfm.co/4753wRi
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Hey Autistics– what’s a random sensitivity you have that others don’t seem to have?

My ex couldn’t stand the sound of styrofoam. Like, if you bought a new coffeemaker and it came in styrofoam packaging he would have to leave the room.

I don’t like loud bass in music. It rattles me, in a bad way.
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

🧵
1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
10/10, no notes, flawless. #TwatCannon
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The replies to this are outstanding. Great opportunity for me to remind you all that Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling.
Meeting yesterday with Brianna Ghey's mother Esther - and pupils at Brianna's former school - was a powerful reminder of why controls on social media and smartphone use in schools is so important for children, teachers and parents. (1/2)
October 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Braquage! #Louvre
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If you saw someone take food from a supermarket, no you didn't.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Why does it need to be innate to be respected? Choices deserve respect. If I had chosen to be a lesbian, and frankly, why wouldn't I, my wife smells amazing. Anyway, if I had chosen it I still deserve rights. The right to marry, the right to a family, the right to live in dignity.
“The existence of even one ex gay dismantles the central lie of homosexuality, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.”

Same shit different era.
October 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My deadlift is 140kg
October 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
🎵🎵🎵Wes Streeting is a fucking Quisling. Wes Streeting is a fucking Quisling. Wes Streeting is a fucking Quisling. And he'll meet a Quislings end.
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That online safety bill has had some unintended/unforeseen consequences. e.g.
www.biblegateway.com

The bible is too explicit and violent...
September 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM