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Dr. Garrett Schumann
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Third-most well-known composer named 'Schumann' - scholar, music writer, working parent, and "less-prestigious faculty" - based in southeast Michigan - founder of #beansky - TBTL Ten
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i am five subscribers away from a number that would be cool as heck for me at My Time Back, a newsletter that i don’t do completely for free and which exists with the premise of giving ppl 5 min of their time back from algorithms, AI, and being sold things mytimeback.beehiiv.com/p/where-are-...
Where Are Your Boys Tonight?
My tentative foray into emo as a 37-year-old.
mytimeback.beehiiv.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Looking for a keyboard for myself - a person used to playing a piano.

It would live in an apartment with space for something relatively substantial, but not absurd.

I would like it to be on the nicer end of "good," but again - not absurd.

I'd like a piano "feel" and sound.

Suggestions?
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I decided earlier today, even before there was millennial fiber/colonoscopy/colon cancer talk on here, to do the thing where you blend cooked red lentils onto marinara sauce and it was really good! I had whole wheat penne (an influenced choice) with that sauce plus broccolini and Italian sausage
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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My 70 year old dad, whose favorite band is The Righteous Brothers, just informed me that he enjoyed the Bad Bunny show bc even though he didn’t understand the words, “it seemed like everyone on stage was having a good time!” So there ya go lol.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
From Ypsi: Bon Appetit Cuisine, Cultivate, Ollie, Wurst Bar, Woodruff's, Go! Ice Cream, Beezy's
What brick and mortars do you guys miss?
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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My statement on why I voted no on the Republican bill that will disenfranchise voters.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Eat beans! #beansky
Colon cancer numbers are rising in the US, UK, Canada, China, Australia, India, South Korea, the EU, Brazil, South Africa etc., the exception is in women in Nordic states who are more likely to eat a diet high in fiber because of berries. Eat beans, berries and other high fiber foods. Limit booze
So many Americans are dying from colon cancer and thats terrifying to me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If the DJ is cool, he'll play this - it's part of SE Michigan's cultural history!

kevinsaunderson.bandcamp.com/album/groovi...
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm reporting live from my Kindergartener's midwinter school dance, the "Snow Ball"
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Call for (post-PhD) historians and cultural scholars for the pod! We have a specific wishlist of scholarship we’re looking to add to the lineup:
- ancient & medieval history
and/or
- histories of anywhere other than the US and UK, preferably outside Europe

Pitches to: podcast@thisguysucked.com
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November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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This ICE violence is a block and a half away from the Saint Paul Curling Club, where Rich Ruohonen (the curler in the above video) is based. This ethnic cleansing campaign has not stopped, and is endangering all of our lives.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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This is a great book, the definitive biography of a remarkable leader.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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the average home price is like $450k, you need a $90k cash down payment to buy an average home right now
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Ah, that old chestnut
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Whether it's Oberlin students asking for trigger warnings or ICE agents gunning down Americans, both sides have a trigger problem.
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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A federal judge — appointed by Trump — has blocked a bid by Trump's Justice Department to get a complete copy of Michigan's registered voter list.
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I'm a little surprised these sales still happen because the ROI is so elusive (primarily thanks to the shitty economics of streaming), but I bet we will start hearing a bunch of Britney Spears songs in TV ads and movies/trailers starting in about six months (licensing music makes money more easily)
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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PACZKI DAY IS ONE WEEK AWAY. NOT A DRILL. HAVE A PLAN.
February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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I’m at the Opeth show. The woman sitting next to me is also here by herself. Solo show goers unite! But not so much that we ruin our solo show goer status. #metalsky
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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It’s time to name the NYT for what it is: a space to launder and normalize hard-right ideas and policies while deauthorizing any criticism of same
The NYT says Democratic proposals for reforming ICE are “facing blowback.”

But blowback from who? Not the people! Polls show support for most reforms exceeds 60%, with some ideas reaching as high as 94% of the public!

substack.com/@gelliottmor...
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Has anyone else heard these new NHTSA podcast PSAs with Sean Duffy?
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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This is a bit random and yet quite specific: do I know any un- or under-employed (current or former) freelance book review assigning editors?? Do you??

If so, respond or tag someone.

I have a dream, an impossible dream maybe, but a dream no less.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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erreichen will“, sagte so David Zobel vom deutschen Biathlon-Team. Wir sind überzeugt, dass wir so gesund bleiben - und dann muss man immer eine Maske aufsetzen“, sagte die 31-jährige Franziska Preuß aus Ruhpolding.

www.chiemgau24.de/wintersport/...
Warum Deutschlands Biathleten bei Olympia mit Masken feiern
Um Infektionen zu vermeiden, gibt es ein strenges Hygienekonzept. Daran stören sich zwar Maskenkritiker, doch an der Wirksamkeit auch bei den Winterspielen zweifelt im deutschen Biathlon-Team niemand.
www.chiemgau24.de
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This is similar to Beyonce's choice to work with Rhiannon Giddens in the creation of "Cowboy Carter", I love the trend of popular music stars engaging researchers as they confront certain issues, classical music institutions rarely do this (because they rarely confront the status quo)
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM