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Vote 🚲 every 🚲 day 🚲
🏴 abolish everything 🏴
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Recovering Sommelier
Single parent working to leave the planet a better place.
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As an xennial kid, people were choking on food all the time. We had to learn the Heimlich manœver in our trainings. No one fuckin chokes anymore and I wonder why. bc I still know
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Bottom Gun staring gay tom cruise
March 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Growing up in Southern Colorado, we watched this dude give rise to a well-organized, hate movement disguised as Christianity. Will Perkins, Ted Haggerd, James Dobson were everywhere. Turned the suburbs into some weird fuckin places…to this day.
you can trace so much evil christian shit back to this man and his ratfuck legacy this is a day of celebration for every kid who got sent to pray the gay away camp, every kid who was forced to carry a child to term or had to get a dodgy secret abortion, school shooting survivors, the list goes ON
time to focus on the family IN HELL, JAMES DOBSON AHAHAH
August 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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a note on doctor james c dobson:
August 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I for one think the new Cracker Barrel logo is pretty damn good
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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the only legitimate reason to aspire to having more followers is to expand the reach of people who can see your cat pictures
January 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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logging on
July 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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even if you could reform this, why would you want to instead of disbanding it and reenvisioning public safety from scratch
JACKSONVILLE — TW ⚠️: Unarmed Black driver has his window smashed + face punched by a sheriff’s deputy after being pulled over for not having his headlights on… during the day. 🤔

Sheriff TK Waters says they’ve launched an “internal investigation”: www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news...
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yay blue fire. Not red fire, but BLUE! Yay! We’re still being cooked by it! But yay! It’s now BLUE!
Beto O’Rourke says let’s ‘fight fire with fire!’

Beto says blue states should do all they can to gerrymander more seats since Republicans are doing it ruthlessly in red states!!
July 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Saving this post. So many quotes and replies to add to my lists
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Name that one film no one knows about but u
July 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Happy Con Air Day to all who celebrate.
July 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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It's Cancer season 🤭
July 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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So they just… re-traumatized a bunch of kids so as to create yet another surveillance technology that will not & indeed most likely CANNOT reliably work, but will nonetheless likely be widely used on (weaponized against) already marginalized communties to justify our further oppression?

…Well fuck.
July 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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We don’t need Epstein’s list if we just believe the women
July 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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NEW: Buried inside the One Big Beautiful Bill Act is $6 billion for border security tech, including surveillance towers. CBP just confirmed to me that this surveillance tower money can *only* go to Anduril, the Trump-friendly military contractor. theintercept.com/2025/07/09/t...
Trump’s Big Beautiful Gift to Anduril
The One Big Beautiful Bill Act requires all new border surveillance towers to be certified "autonomous." Only Anduril's fit the bill.
theintercept.com
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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this is how the inside of my brain sounds
July 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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#OtD 8 Jul 1971 German radical and soon-to-be founder of urban guerrilla 2 June Movement, Georg von Rauch, escaped custody from a Berlin court room by swapping places with a similar-looking friend who had been acquitted stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1081...
July 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
And now we have militarized police to do their bidding.
In most societies, the rich and powerful acceded to the rule of law solely because they realized that, as soon as ordinary people feel they’re getting screwed without any chance of peaceful redress, that’s when you get the pitchfork-wielding mobs.
April 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
LVPD retirement pension fund was all TSLA stock. Has to be the only reason why they would do this.
Great time to be a criminal in Las Vegas
March 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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When is the last time you checked on your giant box of cables and connectors for devices that you no longer own or no longer exist?
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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“pardon my commie talk, but it sorta feels like workers are exploited”
February 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I love beans
#caturday
February 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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As a new parent, there’s nothing scarier than the first time you inevitability drop your baby and they hit the ground and scatter into chunks and it turns out they were cake and Nicole Byer comes out and you realize you’re on a TV show and start to giggle just knowing it’s all okay now.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
All my homies come here illegally. Fuck them laws
February 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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this is an objectively hilarious reply
February 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM