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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness
Perhaps the recipe for a great postseason is simply letting your heart be your third base coach
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Perhaps the recipe for a great postseason is simply letting your heart be your third base coach
Miami Vice
Beiber x Sheffield
Beiber x Sheffield
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Miami Vice
Beiber x Sheffield
Beiber x Sheffield
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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.
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twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter
October 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter
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The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The Blue Jays will defeat the Dodgers this year in the World Series which will precipitate the "Evil Ohtani" arc
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"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Start spreading the news, bitches!"
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You can relax everyone, they're out, now we can just enjoy baseball!
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
You can relax everyone, they're out, now we can just enjoy baseball!
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Running out of the bullpen to the Benny Hill theme at unnerving double-time speed. The broadcast describes my arsenal as "zany" and my ERA is a tick over thirteen.
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Running out of the bullpen to the Benny Hill theme at unnerving double-time speed. The broadcast describes my arsenal as "zany" and my ERA is a tick over thirteen.
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
![[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreihjvnz2ttxl7z4a2b3a4kylubobgvqxmjhwz6yuetuztzoc4g2s4y@jpeg)
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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Blue #4, by Georgia O'Keeffe, 1916, 📸 by Mitchell Leff
June 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Blue #4, by Georgia O'Keeffe, 1916, 📸 by Mitchell Leff
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Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"
June 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Asking at the interview if the job involves me having to do "a bunch of bullshit"
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there are way too many former (and current!) pro athletes with podcasts giving hot takes instead of telling cool stories from their playing days, no one cares what you think of the malone firing, talk about crazy locker room shit from 2003
April 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
there are way too many former (and current!) pro athletes with podcasts giving hot takes instead of telling cool stories from their playing days, no one cares what you think of the malone firing, talk about crazy locker room shit from 2003
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saw Groverhaus coming up again yesterday so I've been going back through the lesser know Doom Wad Bathroom thread, tomorrow I'll post a highlight reel
June 24, 2023 at 3:26 AM
saw Groverhaus coming up again yesterday so I've been going back through the lesser know Doom Wad Bathroom thread, tomorrow I'll post a highlight reel
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Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
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I love Baltimore
February 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love Baltimore
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We live with one leg in the past and one in the future...the illusion of change is that the world is not constantly changing. The old ways are dying the moment they are born...the Vons Signature Select cat food labels an old man at birth...we are on the cusp of a new and beautiful age.
February 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We live with one leg in the past and one in the future...the illusion of change is that the world is not constantly changing. The old ways are dying the moment they are born...the Vons Signature Select cat food labels an old man at birth...we are on the cusp of a new and beautiful age.
If I was a world class hockey player, patiently awaiting the puck to be passed my way & my opponent used his stick to lift my stick off the ice, rendering me unable to receive the pass, I would be irate.
February 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I was a world class hockey player, patiently awaiting the puck to be passed my way & my opponent used his stick to lift my stick off the ice, rendering me unable to receive the pass, I would be irate.