Andy McCulloch
@funkadeefunk.bsky.social
Owner/operator of an ass both smart and dumb
Bonafide Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure #MDANT
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Ever considered that the world would be a better place if we simply told those people who are obviously cunts to ‘fuck off’ rather than, y’know, acquiesce to their every whim?
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It seems surprising that the Shadow Attorney-General Lord Wolfson is able to combine being on Roman Abramovich's legal team in such a high profile case about the frozen assets of a key Putin ally, while also attending the Shadow Cabinet (The Times)
December 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It seems surprising that the Shadow Attorney-General Lord Wolfson is able to combine being on Roman Abramovich's legal team in such a high profile case about the frozen assets of a key Putin ally, while also attending the Shadow Cabinet (The Times)
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'Slayer created a shadow world – a dark mirror to reflect the most horrifying elements of humanity. This three-album run ripped heavy metal out of its moorings and threw it into the fire'
Quietus Best Of 2025: How 20th Century Metal Never Bettered #Slayer’s Unholy Trilogy
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Quietus Best Of 2025: How 20th Century Metal Never Bettered #Slayer’s Unholy Trilogy
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December 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
'Slayer created a shadow world – a dark mirror to reflect the most horrifying elements of humanity. This three-album run ripped heavy metal out of its moorings and threw it into the fire'
Quietus Best Of 2025: How 20th Century Metal Never Bettered #Slayer’s Unholy Trilogy
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Quietus Best Of 2025: How 20th Century Metal Never Bettered #Slayer’s Unholy Trilogy
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So after the Conservatives spend years accusing Keir Starmer of betraying Britain in his work as a former Human Right's lawyer, Kemi Badenoch's own Shadow Attorney General in the Lords takes a job representing a sanctioned Russian oligarch
December 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
So after the Conservatives spend years accusing Keir Starmer of betraying Britain in his work as a former Human Right's lawyer, Kemi Badenoch's own Shadow Attorney General in the Lords takes a job representing a sanctioned Russian oligarch
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I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
Nicki Minaj's brother sentenced to 25 years for child rape - BBC News
Jelani Maraj was found guilty of predatory sexual assault against a child and child endangerment.
www.bbc.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don’t know how this is being left out of like half of the reportage, but Nicki Minaj is clearly trying to kiss Trump‘s ass enough to let her child-raping brother off with a pardon. She hasn’t just like, gone insane or anything.
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
At some point, I think this’ll be the best £12 I’ve ever spent. RIP Perry
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
At some point, I think this’ll be the best £12 I’ve ever spent. RIP Perry
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Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)
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Nicki’s Minaj attends a white supremacy event at TPUSA led by the grieving widow, Erika Kirk — calls Vance “the assassin”, and gushes about Trump.
Could have something to with her husband failing to register as a sex offender and her brother being a child rapist vying for a pardon.
Could have something to with her husband failing to register as a sex offender and her brother being a child rapist vying for a pardon.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Nicki’s Minaj attends a white supremacy event at TPUSA led by the grieving widow, Erika Kirk — calls Vance “the assassin”, and gushes about Trump.
Could have something to with her husband failing to register as a sex offender and her brother being a child rapist vying for a pardon.
Could have something to with her husband failing to register as a sex offender and her brother being a child rapist vying for a pardon.
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There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".
December 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
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🚨 BREAKING: I obtained the letter the DOJ sent to Congress about today's Epstein files release. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! The law requires 5 exceptions. They're using 8. Here's what they're hiding and why it matters.
December 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🚨 BREAKING: I obtained the letter the DOJ sent to Congress about today's Epstein files release. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! The law requires 5 exceptions. They're using 8. Here's what they're hiding and why it matters.
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As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
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To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.
Statistically you’re far more likely to be sexually assaulted by a current/former Tory MP than a migrant.
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Statistically you’re far more likely to be sexually assaulted by a current/former Tory MP than a migrant.
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The technology was forged in a delusional space where copyright isn’t an issue.
No business before has been allowed to do something like that. Except maybe colonialism. “What if we revalued humans and resources at a purchase cost of £0? Would that get us a big pay day?”
And we made that illegal.
No business before has been allowed to do something like that. Except maybe colonialism. “What if we revalued humans and resources at a purchase cost of £0? Would that get us a big pay day?”
And we made that illegal.
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The technology was forged in a delusional space where copyright isn’t an issue.
No business before has been allowed to do something like that. Except maybe colonialism. “What if we revalued humans and resources at a purchase cost of £0? Would that get us a big pay day?”
And we made that illegal.
No business before has been allowed to do something like that. Except maybe colonialism. “What if we revalued humans and resources at a purchase cost of £0? Would that get us a big pay day?”
And we made that illegal.
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Nobody has ever looked more like they’re the non darts playing half of a Bullseye team.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Nobody has ever looked more like they’re the non darts playing half of a Bullseye team.
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To all pro-Indy folk, I think this is worth reposting multiple times. It’s not disloyal to vote SNP 1 & Green 2, as the formula penalises parties who have more constituency MSPs.
Based on the table below, if Green gets those list votes, they gain 22 list MSPs!
#Scotland 🏴
#IndyRef2 🏴
#YouYesYet 🏴
Based on the table below, if Green gets those list votes, they gain 22 list MSPs!
#Scotland 🏴
#IndyRef2 🏴
#YouYesYet 🏴
This is what would happen if SNP votes switch their second vote to the Scottish Greens:
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
To all pro-Indy folk, I think this is worth reposting multiple times. It’s not disloyal to vote SNP 1 & Green 2, as the formula penalises parties who have more constituency MSPs.
Based on the table below, if Green gets those list votes, they gain 22 list MSPs!
#Scotland 🏴
#IndyRef2 🏴
#YouYesYet 🏴
Based on the table below, if Green gets those list votes, they gain 22 list MSPs!
#Scotland 🏴
#IndyRef2 🏴
#YouYesYet 🏴
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Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned.
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned.
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored
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Would you believe they’ve confused anti-Israeli genocide with antisemitism AGAIN?
Primal Scream reported to police over alleged antisemitic imagery
The Scottish group were reported to police after a video was screened on stage on Monday which appeared to show the Star of David entwined with a swastika.
news.stv.tv
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Would you believe they’ve confused anti-Israeli genocide with antisemitism AGAIN?
Totally unsurprising but good for it to be out in the open.
🔴 REVEALED 🔴
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group that "incubated" Liz Truss – was bankrolled by oil giants and Rupert Murdoch’s media empire.
📝 Exclusive findings from @desmog.com 👇
The Institute of Economic Affairs Banked £640,000 from Oil Giants and Murdoch
The Institute of Economic Affairs (IEA) – the anti-state, anti-climate pressure group – received more than £640,000 from fossil fuel companies and Rupert Murdoch’s media conglomerate between 1957 and ...
www.desmog.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Totally unsurprising but good for it to be out in the open.
Fallon’s still shilling for the tech bros, I see.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Fallon’s still shilling for the tech bros, I see.
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Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton*
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
#C4News went above & beyond, reporting:
"a nurse has won a harassment claim against Dr Beth Upton."
No she didn't. NHS FIFE harassed her, not Upton.
This is almost defamatory, & they mentioned none of the dismissed parts or the implications for trans women in SS spaces. I complained to Ofcom.
"a nurse has won a harassment claim against Dr Beth Upton."
No she didn't. NHS FIFE harassed her, not Upton.
This is almost defamatory, & they mentioned none of the dismissed parts or the implications for trans women in SS spaces. I complained to Ofcom.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton*
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️
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The court ruled that:
She sent racist messages to colleagues.
She lied in her evidence.
She bullied her trans colleague.
Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets.
The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.
She sent racist messages to colleagues.
She lied in her evidence.
She bullied her trans colleague.
Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets.
The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The court ruled that:
She sent racist messages to colleagues.
She lied in her evidence.
She bullied her trans colleague.
Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets.
The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.
She sent racist messages to colleagues.
She lied in her evidence.
She bullied her trans colleague.
Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets.
The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.