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Money me. Money now! Me a money needing a lot now.
Mike Lindell will be seeking your donations: "I can’t self-fund. I don’t have any money left."
The MyPillow guy is running for Minnesota governor • Minnesota Reformer
Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy and prominent right-wing conspiracy theorist who has spent millions of dollars promoting baseless claims about widespread election fraud, is running for Minnesota govern...
minnesotareformer.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Money me. Money now! Me a money needing a lot now.
If I hadn't been drinking, I wouldn't have impulse-purchased that sword
There are inherent structural problems with the very nature of our existence that lead us to inevitably despair.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
For example, it is a very bad idea to play with swords when you are drunk.
But on the other hand, when you are sober you just don't really want to play with swords, if I'm honest.
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If I hadn't been drinking, I wouldn't have impulse-purchased that sword
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The French electronic duo turns distressed dreams into symphonies plucked from cotton candy clouds. Yet to see Air's members perform live, everything looks so effortless. n.pr/4rANTdX
Air: Tiny Desk Concert
The French electronic duo turns distressed dreams into symphonies plucked from cotton candy clouds. Yet to see Air's members perform live, everything looks so effortless.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The French electronic duo turns distressed dreams into symphonies plucked from cotton candy clouds. Yet to see Air's members perform live, everything looks so effortless. n.pr/4rANTdX
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Lithuanian authorities accused Belarus of deliberate disruption after weather balloons directed at Vilnius Airport's runways forced an 11-hour shutdown on Saturday. n.pr/4pDAujo
Belarus weather balloons force repeated closures of Lithuania's main airport
Lithuanian authorities accused Belarus of deliberate disruption after weather balloons directed at Vilnius Airport's runways forced an 11-hour shutdown on Saturday.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
I wonder if UPS started using chat gpt or something because I got a misdelivered package with an address similar to mine, except for a completely different city and zip code
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I wonder if UPS started using chat gpt or something because I got a misdelivered package with an address similar to mine, except for a completely different city and zip code
Why do I like citypop so much?
Oh right... MegaMan
Oh right... MegaMan
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Why do I like citypop so much?
Oh right... MegaMan
Oh right... MegaMan
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Don't make fun of people's noses
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don't make fun of people's noses
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
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I am getting a ton of mileage out of this cartoon.
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I am getting a ton of mileage out of this cartoon.
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Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just lost my election as the Mayor of Dale. My opponent said my 2% wealth tax on Smaug the Terrible was communism, and spread a rumor that I wanted to spend some of the money on healthcare for Dwarves.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
Anyway, now they shutting down the program that gives bread to the poor to pay for new ballroom.
I'm now hearing ads in my podcasts for products that exist solely because AI is not reliable
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm now hearing ads in my podcasts for products that exist solely because AI is not reliable
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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I love people who do crazy things like this.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I love people who do crazy things like this.
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If you accidentally get a little icy-hot in your ear, you can find out what wintergreen sounds like
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you accidentally get a little icy-hot in your ear, you can find out what wintergreen sounds like
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it remains really funny that this site was spun up to be a crypto/rationalist platform and then old time weird twitter people and others started moving over here in spring 2023 and ever since management has been mad they're successful but not in the way they wanted
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
it remains really funny that this site was spun up to be a crypto/rationalist platform and then old time weird twitter people and others started moving over here in spring 2023 and ever since management has been mad they're successful but not in the way they wanted
The honey I'm buying was produced by a certified B Corp? Yeah, I would hope it was made by certified bees.
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The honey I'm buying was produced by a certified B Corp? Yeah, I would hope it was made by certified bees.
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make a FURSONA
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
make a FURSONA
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The problem isn't autism. It's fear and hatred of autism. The problem isn't trans people. It's fear and hatred of trans people. The problem isn't immigration. It's fear and hatred of immigrants.
September 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The problem isn't autism. It's fear and hatred of autism. The problem isn't trans people. It's fear and hatred of trans people. The problem isn't immigration. It's fear and hatred of immigrants.
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
I drove to work an hour earlier than necessary. How did I screw that up?
September 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I drove to work an hour earlier than necessary. How did I screw that up?
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Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
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george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh
What does the term "political violence" really mean when you're dealing with a fascist cult that wants to fulfill their doomsday prophecies and literally end the world?
September 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What does the term "political violence" really mean when you're dealing with a fascist cult that wants to fulfill their doomsday prophecies and literally end the world?