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Antifa Hoagie Assassin
@ionotter.bsky.social
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Mostly Bat, Sometimes Otter, Always Furry! He/Him, Gay, Level 55, USN Vet, Communications Engineer, STEM Enjoyer, Triangle Furs Staff, BWS Staff, Thanksgiving Feast Organizer. 🔞 18+ only. Zoos, maps, pedos, loli, shota, nazis blocked on sight.
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latenightercom.bsky.social
Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.
Colbert Says CBS Pulled Guest Over FCC Scrutiny; Posts Interview to YouTube Instead
Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.
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February 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
@dovydasmusic.bsky.social and Ari proceed to rock NYC!
bro really pulled out a harmonica 😂 @DovydasMusic
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February 17, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
joyce is going after elon again
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates how is it possible to cram so much ignorance--"English-Scott-Irish origin" -- into such a small space? miracle of a person said to be "world's richest man" has no more grasp of US history than a crumpled paper tissue underfoot in a men's restroom not recently cleaned.
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
This is seriously impressive, not least because there is no point of my life at which I could do anything like this.

We really do live in interesting times.
Martial arts robots dazzle at 2026 Spring Festival Gala
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February 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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ionotter.bsky.social
I am Op.

I deliver.
David had been planning this for months. The facility was erected in a mere six months, maybe less, if you consider that they turned on the power before they even had an actual control room. No, instead, they hooked everything up to the network node that had been installed along the highway, and controlled the servers remotely. A control room on site would only be for when the network failed. "Six months," he muttered. "No concrete, no walls, no reinforcement. Fencing is a joke." He poured over the images. He'd flown a drone over the facility several times at night, and twice during the day. He'd set up cameras to watch the multiple gates and wondered about who the heck was put in charge of facility security. "It should have *one* gate," he murmured to himself. "One gate, one guard house, several emergency stop barriers, bollards? But nope. Just a single fence, no razor wire, and a prayer." Nothing about this place felt "secure" in any way. The walls of the main building were nothing more than metal siding, the roof was metal with fiberglass panels for light. He'd been in a "real" data center before. Concrete construction, double fences topped with the nasty stuff that killed small birds and mammals? Generators in the back, hidden away from sight behind their own walls, fuel tanks behind an additional fence inside the other two. Inside were multiple gates, airlocks and guard stations. He'd even heard that the centers in Northern Virginia had actual murder holes; gun ports down long hallways where the guards could fire on anyone trying to push in. Not this place, though. This place had been tossed up like a house of cards, a euphemism which probably held more truth than anyone cared to think about. The machines weren't even built inside the building! They'd been assembled inside racks, and then the racks had been installed inside shipping containers. The containers had been delivered to the site, put on gravel pads, grounded, and then During his surveillance and research phase, he noticed that the facility had hired a local landscaper to cut the grass and control weeds around the shipping containers. They'd built the place so damn fast that nobody had thought to put down weed barrier, so they had to keep coming in to spray the ground around the facility with herbicides. That was going to be his opening, he thought. He waited until the weeds had grown, then rented a pickup truck from Enterprise. He then visited an equipment rental and picked up a pressure washer, a small generator, a magnetic drill, several drill bits, and a large spray tank. On the way home he stopped at a restaurant supply warehouse and picked up two, fifty pound bags of table salt and dumped them into the tank. Once he got home, he tucked the garden hose in the opening on the tank and started filling it up, letting the water swirl around the inside. After going over the plan once more, he enjoyed a dinner of homemade meatloaf and garlic mashed potatoes. It was probably the last meal he'd be enjoying here for a while. Even though he wasn't going to hurt anyone, he was about to destroy several million dollars worth of expensive computer hardware, and that came with penalties. Finishing his meal, he cleaned up, showered, then went to bed. The morning dawned bright and hot, so the decal he'd printed out a week ago was nice and sticky. He applied it over the Enterprise logo, and just like that, the truck now belonged to Mitterand Landscaping Incorporated. He knew the Mitterands? Good people. He remembered them when he still attended church will mom and dad, but he drifted away from that when they passed on. "Won't hurt his business," he thought to himself as he hopped in the truck and turned the key. He'd dressed in the same style and color of coveralls that Mitterand used, and he had a hard hat, goggles, gloves, mask and everything. It was around nine AM when he pulled up to the guard shack. Like everything else here, it was flimsy, almost ramshackle construction, like it wasn't intended to last more than a year at most. He'd prepared a convincing work order on Mitterand letterhead, but the guard was busy looking at his phone, and just waved him through. Pulling up to the rows of shipping containers, the roar of the machines inside became deafening. He'd once taken a reading using a drone, and it'd registered above 120 decibels. "That won't be for much longer," he said to himself. He drove down the rows to the far end, and started preparing. The spray tank and pressure washer were already primed and ready to go. He started the small, compact Honda generator, and plugged in the extension cord. Loading a fresh drill bit into the magnetic drill, he stepped behind the first container and held it up to the steel wall. After fiddling with the latch, the magnet engaged, and the large drill clamped on with a thunk. He started the drill and flipped the advance gear, and it started cutting into the metal. He couldn't stick around to keep spraying oil on the bit. He had to keep moving, spraying the ground with the sprayer while the drill worked, making it look as though he was doing his job. He knew that the bit would overhead and be ruined in just a few cuts, but he'd bought a dozen, so no big deal. By the time he completed a circuit of the first shipping container, the drill was finished. A generous, one-inch diameter hole had been cut in the back wall of the container, and he could feel cold air blasting through. He flipped the latch on the magnet and the drill came free. Setting the drill down, he inserted the nozzle of the pressure washer wand, and pulled the trigger. A fine, high-pressure, high-velocity mist of heavy brine blasted into the inside of the shipping container, spreading around with the help of nearly a hundred cooling fans. All across the interior, the machines became coated with the brine, and immediately shorted out. Circuit breakers tripped of course, but it didn't matter, the damage was done. The heavy brine would drip down the circuits and cards, into the connection sockets, where it would collect on the fine wires and start eating away the cheap metal. He only needed a quick blast, no more than three seconds worth. He held the drill in one hand, the spray gun in the other, and hauled the hose and extention cord to the back of the next container. He repeated the process, stopping only to change out the drill bits when they burned out. By the time someone from inside the cheap building came out to investigate why whole sections of the server farm were tripping out, David was finishing up the last container in the row. Twenty containers were now dead, their electronic guts dripping in liquid that didn't exist naturally outside of lithium mines. He decided that was enough, and loaded the equipment into the back of the rental truck. There were still two more rows, but he didn't want to stick around. He knew they'd come for him soon enough? He just didn't want it to be here, where surprised guards and screaming techbros might strain people's sensibilities to the breaking point. And hey? The weeds would all be dead, too! As he was driving away from the rows of shipping containers, more techbros started coming out of the building and started running towards the containers. He looked in the rearview mirror and saw the first bro waving his arms at the others. Their face looked pale under the hot summer sun. Far too pale for just a techbro that only existed indoors. David smiled. It would take hours before they could get ahold of the keys to open those containers, and by then he would have
February 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
Making meatloaf while listening to Slipknot has GOT to be a good reason to put me on a DHS list or something.
February 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
The account is www.instagram.com/mytigertail_

Please block and report it on Instagram.
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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zoewithasword.bsky.social
Oh hey! It got announced!

I am HONORED to be amongst the murderer's row of talent included in MONSTERS IN LOVE: A PRIDE ANTHOLOGY with @darkhorse.com and @readtinyonion.bsky.social!

I am so thrilled for y'all to read @tench.bsky.social and I's story: HOW TO DATE YOUR DRAGON!
The A cover to Monsters in Love: A Pride Anthology
February 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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dankaszeta.bsky.social
Re: Navalny: one point of using a synthesized frog toxin, which the published literature shows THE EXACT SAME LAB that made the Novichok worked out a synthesis pathway, is the reverse of plausible deniability. It's "implausible deniability", a "hahahaha we did and you know we did it"
February 16, 2026 at 9:39 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
ICE and DHS are all a bunch of child-murdering, backstabbing nazis that felch fermented turds from the bowels of dead, rabid dogs.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d
Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀

@nytimes.com #$META
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February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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dennycarter.bsky.social
Dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Most Dangerous Man Alive
Palantir CEO Dr. Alex Karp: "You need a higher purpose, and I think you often need a lower purpose. @andrewrsorkin: "What's your lower purpose?" Karp: "I love the idea of getting a drone and having light fentanyl-laced urine spraying on analysts that tried to screw us."
February 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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steveve.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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sjjphd.bsky.social
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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devpetty.bsky.social
This is Lil Cat.

She’s in Mendocino. A little shy. VERY sweet. 8 years old. And was well loved.

Can anyone give her a soft spot to land?

That face!

If not, can you share?

www.mendocinohumane.org#sl_embed&pag...
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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automatonwest.bsky.social
Longtime Castlevania and Bloodstained developer Shutaro Ida passes away at 52 after battling cancer
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February 16, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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asato4kids.bsky.social
I will never not share my favorite public health poster.
Poster showing 2 basketballs on fire. “The swelling’s not so bad. It’s the severe testicular pain… Protected yourself against the mumps. Get Immunized.”
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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chebutykin.bsky.social
If you know anyone who needs coverage for damages of Operation Metro Surge, this may be of interest:
dwade.bsky.social Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 1d
I'm going to promote the heck out of this:

The Minneapolis Foundation has $4 million in grants available to small businesses for everything from rent and payroll costs to legal help and temporary relocation.

More details and the application here: www.minneapolisfoundation.org/stories/comm...
Economic Response Fund Grant Guidelines
Small businesses in Minnesota that have experienced operational disruptions in recent weeks may now apply for emergency financial support through the Economic Response Fund.
www.minneapolisfoundation.org
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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thewatchdogco.bsky.social
Sunday night is a great time to tell your Representatives to impeach Kristi Noem.
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
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February 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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whinterqueen.bsky.social
remembered this nazi who terrorized people near where i lived in north dakota and then terrorized people near where i lived in oregon.

and how he said they were "volunteering" with ice in 2017. have to wonder how many of him/his buddies are in minnesota not getting paid for terrorizing people.
Neo-Nazi leader claims hate group is volunteering for ICE: ‘we want these illegals to be deported’
As part of their investigation of the rise of hate crimes in Oregon, KPTV News interviewed the self-proclaimed leader of Oregon's National Socialist Movement, a neo-Nazi political organization."We wan...
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February 16, 2026 at 5:56 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
This is going to be me.
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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sanho.bsky.social
Here are a list of times and places where people may have been exposed in DC. It’s a lot!
nbcwashington.com 4*WASHINGTON • Watch 24/7 Here's where and when DC Health says people may have been exposed: • Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception. Wednesday, Jan. 21 from 3:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. • National March for Life Rally and Concert. Friday, Jan. 23 from 11 a.m. 5 p.m. • Catholic University of America, Garvey Hall. Saturday, Jan. 24 from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. and Sunday, Jan. 25 from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. • Catholic University of America, Edward J. Pryzbyla University Center. Saturday, Jan. 24 from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. and Sunday, Jan. 25 from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. • Catholic University of America, St. Vincent de Paul Chapel. Sunday, Jan. 25 from 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. • Red Line train from Brookland - CUA transferring at Gallery Place - Chinatown to the Yellow Line train heading towards Huntington. Monday Jan. 26, 11:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. • Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. Monday, Jan. 26, 12:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. • Yellow Line train from Ronald Reagan Washington V nbcwashington.com 4$WASHINGTON • Watch 24/7 • Yellow Line train from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport transferring at Gallery Place - Chinatown to the Red Line train heading towards Glenmont. Monday, Jan. 26, 8:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. • Red Line train from Brookland - CUA heading towards Shady Grove. Tuesday, Jan. 27 from 1:15 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. • Union Station Amtrak Concourse. Tuesday, Jan. 27, 1:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. • Amtrak Northeast Regional Train 176, Northbound from Washington Union Station. Tuesday, Jan. 27 from 4:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. • Children's National Medical Center Emergency Department. Monday, Feb. 2, 11:15 a.m.-1:45 p.m. Measles is considered highly contagious and can be spread through the air when an infected person breathes, sneezes or coughs, DC Health says. It is also preventable with the Measles, Mumps, Rubella (MMR) vaccine. Nine out of 10 unvaccinated people who are exposed to measles will become infected, according to DC Health. The U.S. is currently on the verge of losing its measles elimination status as vaccine hesitancy gains traction in )
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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kasselshep.bsky.social
Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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deathtoaster.bsky.social
🍞Chocolate YCH OPEN🍞

-10 Slot until February 28

-Sent a DM or contact me directly on discord

DeathToaster#4422 or DoggoTactico#6821

#YCH #muddy #wam #furryart #quicksand
February 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
ionotter.bsky.social
It's always fun to see libertarians getting their just desserts, but having it done by Simon Whistler is always a rollicking good time!
The Libertarian Town That Ruined Life for Everyone.
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February 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM