Dev Petty
@devpetty.bsky.social
Children’s Author. Devout Californian.
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Dev Petty
@devpetty.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Possibly the single greatest moment in children’s literature.
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At the sanctuary where I work we have volunteers who feed animals and clean, but others who work on the website, do grant writing, donate artwork, financial consultation, etc. all kind of things that don't require physical presence! There are many kinds of volunteers!
Huh. I can't volunteer in person for so many reasons, but if they need something digital, maybe...
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
At the sanctuary where I work we have volunteers who feed animals and clean, but others who work on the website, do grant writing, donate artwork, financial consultation, etc. all kind of things that don't require physical presence! There are many kinds of volunteers!
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Superb photobomb from my collection - no date/info.
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Superb photobomb from my collection - no date/info.
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Denmark lost more troops per capita in the post 9/11 war on Afghanistan. Saying they “are not a good ally” because they won’t surrender their territories to the US is lunacy. We are betraying our allies to satisfy the whims of a would-be Emperor for whom the US is not enough.
They’re again advocating against Denmark when it comes to Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Denmark lost more troops per capita in the post 9/11 war on Afghanistan. Saying they “are not a good ally” because they won’t surrender their territories to the US is lunacy. We are betraying our allies to satisfy the whims of a would-be Emperor for whom the US is not enough.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
An absolutely endless supply of news media segments asking Trump supporters their feelings about absofucking everything during the election and exactly none about how they feel about Epstein or The Kennedy Center or the ballroom or killing people holding onto a boat.
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
An absolutely endless supply of news media segments asking Trump supporters their feelings about absofucking everything during the election and exactly none about how they feel about Epstein or The Kennedy Center or the ballroom or killing people holding onto a boat.
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if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on
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This is my favorite parody account.
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is my favorite parody account.
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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Perhaps the guy who doubled his net worth by raking in billions via crypto dinners could put up some of his own cash instead of scamming your grandparents out of $2,500 during the holidays.
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Perhaps the guy who doubled his net worth by raking in billions via crypto dinners could put up some of his own cash instead of scamming your grandparents out of $2,500 during the holidays.
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On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫
Husband working on his latest tune “We kinda had an ok Christmas” (to the tune of It’s beginning to look a lot…)
For his album, A Very Petty Holiday
For his album, A Very Petty Holiday
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Husband working on his latest tune “We kinda had an ok Christmas” (to the tune of It’s beginning to look a lot…)
For his album, A Very Petty Holiday
For his album, A Very Petty Holiday
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Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
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Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Stephen Miller is a horrible racist in the sense that he is actually not that good at being racist.
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we are living thorough 10 years of moral collapse. it’s happening everywhere but is concentrated in the US. we have given up on even trying to argue that there must be more to life, both individually and collectively, than bare materialism and power. we must rededicate ourselves to meaningful life.
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
we are living thorough 10 years of moral collapse. it’s happening everywhere but is concentrated in the US. we have given up on even trying to argue that there must be more to life, both individually and collectively, than bare materialism and power. we must rededicate ourselves to meaningful life.
Volunteering at the kid’s preschool. Rosie starts heckling Caleb about the fact he’s wearing a skirt. Can you believe it everyone a skirt! Hahaha a skirt! Etc etc
He calmly lifts up his shirt to show and casually says “well really it’s a dress, Rosie.”
He calmly lifts up his shirt to show and casually says “well really it’s a dress, Rosie.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Volunteering at the kid’s preschool. Rosie starts heckling Caleb about the fact he’s wearing a skirt. Can you believe it everyone a skirt! Hahaha a skirt! Etc etc
He calmly lifts up his shirt to show and casually says “well really it’s a dress, Rosie.”
He calmly lifts up his shirt to show and casually says “well really it’s a dress, Rosie.”
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Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun.
Almost.
Almost.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Neither the New York Times nor the Washington Post published stories about Trump writing 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day
Believe it or not this is also true for picture books. My books may be spare but I guarantee I can carry on about my talking mushrooms and birds wearing party hats for basically ever.
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Believe it or not this is also true for picture books. My books may be spare but I guarantee I can carry on about my talking mushrooms and birds wearing party hats for basically ever.
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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And to all a good night.....
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And to all a good night.....
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This Christmas Eve, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This Christmas Eve, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
Oh my god we forgot to get gifts for Troy & Abed
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh my god we forgot to get gifts for Troy & Abed