Bradley Warshauer
@warsh.bsky.social
new orleans writer | one of teen people magazine’s 20 teens who will change the world | in principio erat verbum | bradleywarshauer.com
walked across the street to the neighbors and it was so cold, so to everyone in and at kdv i wish you the best
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
walked across the street to the neighbors and it was so cold, so to everyone in and at kdv i wish you the best
officially announcing that i will no longer be arguing that Boheme is the best walking parade because too many of you are now going to Boheme and we need to cull the crowd before it’s too late
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
officially announcing that i will no longer be arguing that Boheme is the best walking parade because too many of you are now going to Boheme and we need to cull the crowd before it’s too late
reader, he did it
Tyler Shough can collect the infinity stones of Saints Rookie QB Sad Records.
Single-game passing yards: 282 ✅
Single-game TD: 2 ❓
Season yards: 1317 ❓
Season TD: 6 ❓
Season wins: 3 ❓
Single-game passing yards: 282 ✅
Single-game TD: 2 ❓
Season yards: 1317 ❓
Season TD: 6 ❓
Season wins: 3 ❓
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
reader, he did it
There is no excuse for any decent person to still be using that website. None.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
There is no excuse for any decent person to still be using that website. None.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
it’s me, hi, I’m the one who fainted in the westchester airport security line, it’s me
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
it’s me, hi, I’m the one who fainted in the westchester airport security line, it’s me
the first book I am reading in 2026 is Will There Ever Be Another You by Trish Lockwood and I am reading it with a brain zapped by antihistamines and sick kids — 11/10 would recommend this approach
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
the first book I am reading in 2026 is Will There Ever Be Another You by Trish Lockwood and I am reading it with a brain zapped by antihistamines and sick kids — 11/10 would recommend this approach
there was additional snow during the night here in the valley
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
there was additional snow during the night here in the valley
in 2026 we get to watch Tyler Shough play more football
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
in 2026 we get to watch Tyler Shough play more football
I’ve decided that in 2026 I’ll make a new personal blog as my man online presence because I like shouting into a vacuum I suppose
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve decided that in 2026 I’ll make a new personal blog as my man online presence because I like shouting into a vacuum I suppose
there is not enough Tyler Shough content being produced by the slop machine for me, I will feed at the trough unendingly, give me more
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
there is not enough Tyler Shough content being produced by the slop machine for me, I will feed at the trough unendingly, give me more
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An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
It doesn’t make a mockery of college football so much as it reveals to fans of the rich teams that the whole thing is already just charade meant to enrich coaches and admins at a handful of parasitic athletic departments.
From @theathletic.com: The timing of Lane Kiffin’s move to LSU makes a mockery of college football, our columnist writes. Imagine if a player tried to leave one SEC school for another in the middle of the season for a ton of money. nyti.ms/4oqebwn
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It doesn’t make a mockery of college football so much as it reveals to fans of the rich teams that the whole thing is already just charade meant to enrich coaches and admins at a handful of parasitic athletic departments.
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Autofiction writers smdh
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Autofiction writers smdh
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My unsolicited writing advice is that if you want to get better at writing prose, you should keep a journal of sentences you like. In my learning phase, I'd rewrite sentences I loved in my journal, and every day, I'd go back and reread from page 1 of the journal each sentence I copied.
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My unsolicited writing advice is that if you want to get better at writing prose, you should keep a journal of sentences you like. In my learning phase, I'd rewrite sentences I loved in my journal, and every day, I'd go back and reread from page 1 of the journal each sentence I copied.
kinda feels like the histrionic reaction to the Kiffin thing by college football fans could be related to the way it reveals the college football playoff as the meaningless nothingburger it is, a secondary concern for the people who actually do the sport…
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
kinda feels like the histrionic reaction to the Kiffin thing by college football fans could be related to the way it reveals the college football playoff as the meaningless nothingburger it is, a secondary concern for the people who actually do the sport…
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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and to lead with this...
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
and to lead with this...
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Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Exactly one woman has won the Booker in the past six years www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Grim stuff here from the new Maryland athletic director, offering a preview of what's coming for a lot of college sports fans. Said with glee! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGs2...
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Grim stuff here from the new Maryland athletic director, offering a preview of what's coming for a lot of college sports fans. Said with glee! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGs2...
ah yes, it seems they read the famous 1989 Tom Clancy novel DO NOT DO A WAR ON THE CARTELS IN SOUTH AMERICA, which was later adapted into a popular film starring Harrison Ford, and fully understood it
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ah yes, it seems they read the famous 1989 Tom Clancy novel DO NOT DO A WAR ON THE CARTELS IN SOUTH AMERICA, which was later adapted into a popular film starring Harrison Ford, and fully understood it
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
the world is not ready for the Oyster Shougher
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the world is not ready for the Oyster Shougher
some people cheer for college football teams that have lost games within the last month and a half, but not me. i wouldn’t know what that’s like
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
some people cheer for college football teams that have lost games within the last month and a half, but not me. i wouldn’t know what that’s like