Bradley Warshauer
@warsh.bsky.social
new orleans writer | one of teen people magazine’s 20 teens who will change the world | in principio erat verbum | bradleywarshauer.com
Ohhh it’s because there’s enforcement! Let’s get this uptown on Muses night next year plz
NOPD crew out on Orleans confiscating Chad shit. Love to see it. Bye bye tables and tarps.
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Ohhh it’s because there’s enforcement! Let’s get this uptown on Muses night next year plz
the Orleans neutral ground is strangely light on Chad activity for just 24 hours out from Endymion; perhaps they are all still tired from their occupation of Muses
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
the Orleans neutral ground is strangely light on Chad activity for just 24 hours out from Endymion; perhaps they are all still tired from their occupation of Muses
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we used to watch on St Charles but stopped after 2022. it is so miserable.
we had a good time at the very beginning at Valmont & Mag for the last couple years (including tonight) but also it is just getting more stupid there, too, with folks tying chairs together etc
we had a good time at the very beginning at Valmont & Mag for the last couple years (including tonight) but also it is just getting more stupid there, too, with folks tying chairs together etc
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
we used to watch on St Charles but stopped after 2022. it is so miserable.
we had a good time at the very beginning at Valmont & Mag for the last couple years (including tonight) but also it is just getting more stupid there, too, with folks tying chairs together etc
we had a good time at the very beginning at Valmont & Mag for the last couple years (including tonight) but also it is just getting more stupid there, too, with folks tying chairs together etc
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someone put hands on my friend's kid and moved her out of the way to get better spot for their own kid 👀 absolutely wild behavior
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
someone put hands on my friend's kid and moved her out of the way to get better spot for their own kid 👀 absolutely wild behavior
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Hey I need you to clear the First Aid Station please in case of emergency we need it clear in front
Response…Well I was here before you
Response…Well I was here before you
a woman in a leopard print shirt is sitting at a table with a martini glass and a drink .
ALT: a woman in a leopard print shirt is sitting at a table with a martini glass and a drink .
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February 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Hey I need you to clear the First Aid Station please in case of emergency we need it clear in front
Response…Well I was here before you
Response…Well I was here before you
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It felt that way to me before I left town. I thought it might have just been my non-native self intruding.
The floats were great but I just wasn’t feeling the crowd. I watched from the back of the throng in an intersection. Left midway through. No ragerts.
The floats were great but I just wasn’t feeling the crowd. I watched from the back of the throng in an intersection. Left midway through. No ragerts.
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It felt that way to me before I left town. I thought it might have just been my non-native self intruding.
The floats were great but I just wasn’t feeling the crowd. I watched from the back of the throng in an intersection. Left midway through. No ragerts.
The floats were great but I just wasn’t feeling the crowd. I watched from the back of the throng in an intersection. Left midway through. No ragerts.
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It really is. Last year I made a note that it was too much crowdwise and to skip this year.
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It really is. Last year I made a note that it was too much crowdwise and to skip this year.
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Migraine kept me from Muses this year & last, but two years ago on magazine was my first bummer vibes at Muses experience. Damn shame!
Tonight offered more evidence that Muses, at least on Mag, now has the worst, most entitled, meanest crowd in Carnival.
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Migraine kept me from Muses this year & last, but two years ago on magazine was my first bummer vibes at Muses experience. Damn shame!
Tonight offered more evidence that Muses, at least on Mag, now has the worst, most entitled, meanest crowd in Carnival.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Tonight offered more evidence that Muses, at least on Mag, now has the worst, most entitled, meanest crowd in Carnival.
muses on the other hand I’m sorta over. It’s a shit show
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
muses on the other hand I’m sorta over. It’s a shit show
the eradication of Nyx is the best thing to happen to wed night tbh, it’s such a nice enviro now
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
the eradication of Nyx is the best thing to happen to wed night tbh, it’s such a nice enviro now
walked across the street to the neighbors and it was so cold, so to everyone in and at kdv i wish you the best
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
walked across the street to the neighbors and it was so cold, so to everyone in and at kdv i wish you the best
officially announcing that i will no longer be arguing that Boheme is the best walking parade because too many of you are now going to Boheme and we need to cull the crowd before it’s too late
January 31, 2026 at 11:32 PM
officially announcing that i will no longer be arguing that Boheme is the best walking parade because too many of you are now going to Boheme and we need to cull the crowd before it’s too late
reader, he did it
Tyler Shough can collect the infinity stones of Saints Rookie QB Sad Records.
Single-game passing yards: 282 ✅
Single-game TD: 2 ❓
Season yards: 1317 ❓
Season TD: 6 ❓
Season wins: 3 ❓
Single-game passing yards: 282 ✅
Single-game TD: 2 ❓
Season yards: 1317 ❓
Season TD: 6 ❓
Season wins: 3 ❓
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
reader, he did it
There is no excuse for any decent person to still be using that website. None.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
There is no excuse for any decent person to still be using that website. None.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
it’s me, hi, I’m the one who fainted in the westchester airport security line, it’s me
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
it’s me, hi, I’m the one who fainted in the westchester airport security line, it’s me
the first book I am reading in 2026 is Will There Ever Be Another You by Trish Lockwood and I am reading it with a brain zapped by antihistamines and sick kids — 11/10 would recommend this approach
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
the first book I am reading in 2026 is Will There Ever Be Another You by Trish Lockwood and I am reading it with a brain zapped by antihistamines and sick kids — 11/10 would recommend this approach
there was additional snow during the night here in the valley
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
there was additional snow during the night here in the valley
in 2026 we get to watch Tyler Shough play more football
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
in 2026 we get to watch Tyler Shough play more football
I’ve decided that in 2026 I’ll make a new personal blog as my man online presence because I like shouting into a vacuum I suppose
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve decided that in 2026 I’ll make a new personal blog as my man online presence because I like shouting into a vacuum I suppose
there is not enough Tyler Shough content being produced by the slop machine for me, I will feed at the trough unendingly, give me more
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
there is not enough Tyler Shough content being produced by the slop machine for me, I will feed at the trough unendingly, give me more
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An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
An easy way to explain luddites:
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.
And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.
That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
It doesn’t make a mockery of college football so much as it reveals to fans of the rich teams that the whole thing is already just charade meant to enrich coaches and admins at a handful of parasitic athletic departments.
From @theathletic.com: The timing of Lane Kiffin’s move to LSU makes a mockery of college football, our columnist writes. Imagine if a player tried to leave one SEC school for another in the middle of the season for a ton of money. nyti.ms/4oqebwn
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It doesn’t make a mockery of college football so much as it reveals to fans of the rich teams that the whole thing is already just charade meant to enrich coaches and admins at a handful of parasitic athletic departments.