El Spotto
@spotto.bsky.social
You may recognize me from such places as #NOLAtwitter.
You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
I hate fecking hockey shootouts. But here we are.
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I hate fecking hockey shootouts. But here we are.
Don’t get me wrong, I cherish every moment I got to spend with my dearest friends this week, but I have to say a quiet night at the beach house with a beer and the Capitals is going to unwind this introvert a whole lot before I go back to work on Monday.
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Don’t get me wrong, I cherish every moment I got to spend with my dearest friends this week, but I have to say a quiet night at the beach house with a beer and the Capitals is going to unwind this introvert a whole lot before I go back to work on Monday.
Anyhow, I had a burger and a beer, watched the Penguins play, and got in some MarioKart with friends today. The rest of whatever is going on is secondary.
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Anyhow, I had a burger and a beer, watched the Penguins play, and got in some MarioKart with friends today. The rest of whatever is going on is secondary.
This commentator speaking about the World Juniors (hockey) just said “you need to get it in and work their D”
And then asked another commentator what their strongest part was. She said “their back end”.
Thank you TSN.
And then asked another commentator what their strongest part was. She said “their back end”.
Thank you TSN.
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This commentator speaking about the World Juniors (hockey) just said “you need to get it in and work their D”
And then asked another commentator what their strongest part was. She said “their back end”.
Thank you TSN.
And then asked another commentator what their strongest part was. She said “their back end”.
Thank you TSN.
And we suddenly went from 2 couples (and two kids) plus myself in this gigantic beach house to…me. That wasn’t the original plan.
Anyhow, kegger at MP7.
Anyhow, kegger at MP7.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
And we suddenly went from 2 couples (and two kids) plus myself in this gigantic beach house to…me. That wasn’t the original plan.
Anyhow, kegger at MP7.
Anyhow, kegger at MP7.
This is my favorite time of year when Archive drops welcome to the family messages for all the new public domain works.
🎼 Welcome to the Public Domain, IT HAPPENED IN MONTEREY (1930) 🇲🇽
🎶 The popular song by Billy Rose & Mabel Wayne became a hit of the era & was memorably featured in Universal’s musical revue KING OF JAZZ the same year.
Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai...
#PublicDomainDay #CopyrightFree
🎶 The popular song by Billy Rose & Mabel Wayne became a hit of the era & was memorably featured in Universal’s musical revue KING OF JAZZ the same year.
Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai...
#PublicDomainDay #CopyrightFree
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This is my favorite time of year when Archive drops welcome to the family messages for all the new public domain works.
Well that’s cool. One of the older kids who isn’t here isn’t here because she wanted to spend time with her friends before heading off to an internship at Disney. She seems stoked and will get the opportunity to learn marketing from an undeniably good marketing company.
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Well that’s cool. One of the older kids who isn’t here isn’t here because she wanted to spend time with her friends before heading off to an internship at Disney. She seems stoked and will get the opportunity to learn marketing from an undeniably good marketing company.
Like just disembodied lips stuck in a grin and piled so deep and wide there are waves? This Life Tribe sounds kinda evil. I like em.
Lalapi, the mascot for Life Supermarket, is a fairy of the Life tribe and comes from Happy Island, which floats in a sea of smiles.
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Like just disembodied lips stuck in a grin and piled so deep and wide there are waves? This Life Tribe sounds kinda evil. I like em.
That’s downright Dickensian. A blot of mustard, if you will.
hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
That’s downright Dickensian. A blot of mustard, if you will.
Stick this in your timeline and cleanse it. This is Nugget. Nugget likes to play chase the human, loves blueberries, and…purrs. I would normally say don’t read
Reddit comments but this sub is all good people who enjoy guinea pigs. And Nugget is a superstar there.
Reddit comments but this sub is all good people who enjoy guinea pigs. And Nugget is a superstar there.
From the guineapigs community on Reddit: Nugget running through 2026 like it’s almost over
Explore this post and more from the guineapigs community
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January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Stick this in your timeline and cleanse it. This is Nugget. Nugget likes to play chase the human, loves blueberries, and…purrs. I would normally say don’t read
Reddit comments but this sub is all good people who enjoy guinea pigs. And Nugget is a superstar there.
Reddit comments but this sub is all good people who enjoy guinea pigs. And Nugget is a superstar there.
Anyhow, the lead genius when I got the genius job at Apple is one of my best friend’s kid’s rowing coach. He all but disappeared when he left Apple with the intention of solo through hiking the Appalachian trail southbound.
Apparently he made it as far as DC, visited fam and never continued.
Apparently he made it as far as DC, visited fam and never continued.
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Anyhow, the lead genius when I got the genius job at Apple is one of my best friend’s kid’s rowing coach. He all but disappeared when he left Apple with the intention of solo through hiking the Appalachian trail southbound.
Apparently he made it as far as DC, visited fam and never continued.
Apparently he made it as far as DC, visited fam and never continued.
It is now time to try and be asleep before mountain time gets its turn.
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
It is now time to try and be asleep before mountain time gets its turn.
Happy new year New Orleans.
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Happy new year New Orleans.
Happy new year from the outer banks. I’m living in next year if you’re in New Orleans. Or Milwaukee. Or points west.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Happy new year from the outer banks. I’m living in next year if you’re in New Orleans. Or Milwaukee. Or points west.
Pretty sure Taylor there used at least three cans of Aqua Net to keep that curl on her cheek from moving.
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Pretty sure Taylor there used at least three cans of Aqua Net to keep that curl on her cheek from moving.
Then lurching worse than college football is college football pregame.
Sorry, it’s true.
Sorry, it’s true.
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Then lurching worse than college football is college football pregame.
Sorry, it’s true.
Sorry, it’s true.
I have apparently successfully woken up. Truly after that much good whiskey and good fellowship last night I would not have been surprised if the universe had ended this lap and recycled me for the next.
Now…where’s the headache pills and Gatorade, please?
Now…where’s the headache pills and Gatorade, please?
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have apparently successfully woken up. Truly after that much good whiskey and good fellowship last night I would not have been surprised if the universe had ended this lap and recycled me for the next.
Now…where’s the headache pills and Gatorade, please?
Now…where’s the headache pills and Gatorade, please?
I’m just gonna trust you on that one.
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’m just gonna trust you on that one.
That time in 1995 when Starbucks sold everything from mugs to tile coasters to coffee storage containers with this image on it.
Wish I still had that storage container. They sell for a pretty penny.
Wish I still had that storage container. They sell for a pretty penny.
Van Gogh often set vibrant yellows against cooler backgrounds like blue-violet night skies.
The contrast creates a halo-like glow, as the bright yellows blaze against the darker tones.
The contrast creates a halo-like glow, as the bright yellows blaze against the darker tones.
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That time in 1995 when Starbucks sold everything from mugs to tile coasters to coffee storage containers with this image on it.
Wish I still had that storage container. They sell for a pretty penny.
Wish I still had that storage container. They sell for a pretty penny.
“My Lynn”!
One of the way more than 4 cities and towns that make up the Quad Cities.
And even after 3 years there that’s about all I could tell you about it.
One of the way more than 4 cities and towns that make up the Quad Cities.
And even after 3 years there that’s about all I could tell you about it.
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“My Lynn”!
One of the way more than 4 cities and towns that make up the Quad Cities.
And even after 3 years there that’s about all I could tell you about it.
One of the way more than 4 cities and towns that make up the Quad Cities.
And even after 3 years there that’s about all I could tell you about it.
This layer MFer friend of mine just broke out a bottle of bourbon from Bardstown you can buy retail. Apparently he has a “spirits concierge”
I felt like I was splurging on the $100 bottle of Hibiki Harmony I brought for the house. But damn is this 131° whiskey good.
I felt like I was splurging on the $100 bottle of Hibiki Harmony I brought for the house. But damn is this 131° whiskey good.
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This layer MFer friend of mine just broke out a bottle of bourbon from Bardstown you can buy retail. Apparently he has a “spirits concierge”
I felt like I was splurging on the $100 bottle of Hibiki Harmony I brought for the house. But damn is this 131° whiskey good.
I felt like I was splurging on the $100 bottle of Hibiki Harmony I brought for the house. But damn is this 131° whiskey good.
This is Jack. Jack is the best boy at Swells’a brewing. I cannot disagree with this.
December 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is Jack. Jack is the best boy at Swells’a brewing. I cannot disagree with this.
On a what now? Don’t get me wrong, I would gladly sample the clams or seared tuna, but let’s call it what it is: a hoagie.
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
On a what now? Don’t get me wrong, I would gladly sample the clams or seared tuna, but let’s call it what it is: a hoagie.