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Bradley Warshauer
@warsh.bsky.social
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new orleans writer | one of teen people magazine’s 20 teens who will change the world | in principio erat verbum | bradleywarshauer.com
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the world is not ready for the Oyster Shougher
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH US AT 2-8 DON'TBEWITH USAI 13-8 #WHODAT
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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This is the most insulting thing that anyone could possibly write about LSU
LSU football is a power unlike anything else in the state, perhaps the single most influential and powerful entity across the boot of Louisiana. More than the NFL's New Orleans Saints, yes. And the seafood industry even. The oil rigs too.
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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GUMBO GUMBO JAMBALAYA
Down on the bayou, they've got a sayin'. C'est tout! It's pronounced SAY-too and it's Cajun French for, "That's all." And that is all. For Brian Kelly. Shall I put it in south Louisiana terms? With the arrival of gumbo weather, things got quite spicy on the bayou (I'll see myself out). It's a reason the state's politics and LSU football are tethered to one another, linked forever, symbiotic organisms coexisting for the good or bad — a relationship that began 100 years ago when former Gov. Huey Long, known to lead the LSU band in its march across the field, orchestrated some political maneuvering to help build Tiger Stadium itself. Politics and LSU Football — like hot boudin and cold couche-couche (Google it).
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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me, USM fan:
September 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I am posting this from Mississippi take that state of Mississippi
August 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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here I am, freddie deboer’s worst nightmare
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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the times is sad that nyc corruption has lowered itself to the level of louisiana style cash in the freezer
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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this is literally what everyone tries to do freddie i am sorry you once had a teacher who made too many cringe pop culture references
July 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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reading while dad
THE PAYBACK by @kashana.bsky.social

It has:
- War on student loans!
- A drive thru neon LA at 3AM (like in DRIVE)!
- The mall!
- Fashion!
an open book in the foreground with a sleeping baby in the background
July 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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They all said nothing here but OT said less nothing which mathematically I suppose is more?
What makes you qualified to run the city of New Orleans? As a father, former businessman, and lifelong community advocate, I bring a unique combination of lived experience and leadership. I understand how city government should work because I've seen it. I know what it means to serve the people, not just in title, but in action, and I'm ready to lead a New Orleans that works for everyone, with no one left behind.
July 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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It’s time @sweetbabette.bsky.social
A chicken cutlet and mozzarella and pesto sandwich delicious beyond reason
July 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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@lauravandenberg.bsky.social reading from state of paradise
A woman standing between bookshelves at a microphone reading from her novel
July 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I love this place
Beer glasses mostly empty on a tabletop beside a tote bag that says ROUGH DRAFT BAR & BOOKS
July 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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appalling anachronism in this princess bride baby book wherein the kid is wearing a brian urlacher jersey instead of a walter payton one
The bedroom reading scene from princess bride but baby book art style and the kid is wearing bears number 54 instead of 34
July 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I am not hating btw if I were rich and recently recovered from an infected penis hair-tourniquet I would probably get a very nice suit too
if you can’t read the image you are probably better off than I am, so I’m giving you a chance to stop. Still here? Okay. It’s a snippet of a times article reading: Fast forward to the summer of 2020, when "a tiny hair" wrapped into a "tourniquet" around that excess foreskin "in the shape of a gift bow," as Mr. Shteyngart wrote in The New Yorker. The knot "could not be prized loose using tweezers, and any attempts to dislodge it with my fingers only tightened it around the string of superfluous skin," he wrote. It would not loosen, and his foreskin began "releasing what looked like a stream of pus."
July 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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they’re putting warnings about large language models everywhere now
A sign in a parking lot that says User Assumes A I Risks
July 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The human personification of king cake
A man and a woman in Mardi Gras costumes covered in glitter with sashes labeled NONNA RANDAZZO and HAYDELS
March 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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not sure I’d ever before read a sentence that made me aware of someone’s existence and made me despise them at the same moment
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March 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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good book, pretty writing
A book cover that is a smear of colors representing the solar system. Title is Orbital. It’s by Samantha Harvey
February 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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ok this is the best i got, in terms of snowman
not a particularly great snowman
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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shoutout to the real mvp of the New Orleans snow, these Muses gloves, you know you’ve worn them at some point this week
a blue cold weather glove with the word MUSES on it over orange squares
January 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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city park tundra
a small figure walking through the snow past a sign that says CITY PARK
January 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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it’s all very pretty
a snowfilled back yard as night falls on New Orleans
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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see it’s a whole novel based on the concept of too much New Orleans snow
highway lights, emptied strip malls. The bus crawled down a dirtstreaked exit ramp to the parking lot of a shuttered supermarket, where the people stepped off into the cold. Get away from the city's central neighborhoods and you started to feel like you were in a cold wilderness. The bitter winds, the ice, the monochrome coat covering everything. It absorbed sound. The lack of people. In your own home you knew there were people in the buildings around you. Outside it, you couldn't know. The handful of other bus riders walked in various directions. A man unchained a bike from a derelict streetlight and rode it around the corner. The three of them stood close, Vic tucking herself under Nathaniel's arm. She stomped her feet. Going on two years of this and she still had not learned the secret to keeping them warm. The bus hissed and ro
January 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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i swear I wrote exactly this image into the thing I’m writing now
people walk through near blizzard conditions in the snowblasted streets of New Orleans
January 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM