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@rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Butlerian Jihad Now!
Rude communist Fox.
He/Him
Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.
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Rude communist Fox.
He/Him
Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton
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This is good, it made a lot of people angry (which is the point of reviews) but thinking about it I had a vision of a reviewer calling a game "quirky failslop" and starting WW3.
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is good, it made a lot of people angry (which is the point of reviews) but thinking about it I had a vision of a reviewer calling a game "quirky failslop" and starting WW3.
I made a joke about this earlier and had to delete it because Elon is so stupid he just did it unironically but worse. Pain.
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I made a joke about this earlier and had to delete it because Elon is so stupid he just did it unironically but worse. Pain.
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Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?
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The stat that blows my mind is that Israel killed more civilians in the first week after October 7 than Hamas has killed since it was founded 40 years ago
worth noting that, for the number of deaths of children on & since the 7th of october, a ratio of 5:50 is actually disproportionately in favour of israeli kids.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The stat that blows my mind is that Israel killed more civilians in the first week after October 7 than Hamas has killed since it was founded 40 years ago
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i just have to have mr stancil muted because every time i see his posts its like
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i just have to have mr stancil muted because every time i see his posts its like
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Dog not included
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dog not included
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Oh yeah? Explain this then.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh yeah? Explain this then.
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The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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a lot of people say we are in an existential fight with fascists but then cannot take it even a single step further and handle the implications of that statement. an existential fight requires drastic actions! taking big risks! it’s not just a repainted “vote blue no matter who” slogan
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
a lot of people say we are in an existential fight with fascists but then cannot take it even a single step further and handle the implications of that statement. an existential fight requires drastic actions! taking big risks! it’s not just a repainted “vote blue no matter who” slogan
I thought the entire thing about him being 007 is that he's a replaceable cog in British military intelligence. Just have some new guy be designated 007 with the alias "james bond". He can find out about all the horrible ways the previous agents died.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I thought the entire thing about him being 007 is that he's a replaceable cog in British military intelligence. Just have some new guy be designated 007 with the alias "james bond". He can find out about all the horrible ways the previous agents died.
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honestly i think "a democratic seat in the senate is the most sought-after nursing home in america" theory is undefeated at this point
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
honestly i think "a democratic seat in the senate is the most sought-after nursing home in america" theory is undefeated at this point
I was watching this video about the shitty AI upscale remaster of plants vs zombies and they have completely fake concept art. How do they attempt to make it feel "authentic"? That's right! A fucking coffee mug stain!
youtu.be/1kXW_ZVQVEo?...
youtu.be/1kXW_ZVQVEo?...
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I was watching this video about the shitty AI upscale remaster of plants vs zombies and they have completely fake concept art. How do they attempt to make it feel "authentic"? That's right! A fucking coffee mug stain!
youtu.be/1kXW_ZVQVEo?...
youtu.be/1kXW_ZVQVEo?...
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bring back herms you cowards
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
bring back herms you cowards
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
for the essence of a man is the face and the balls
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Joyce Carol Oates: Musk seems empty of joy or appreciation of anything human
Elon: JCO is a liar
Elon:
Elon: JCO is a liar
Elon:
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Joyce Carol Oates: Musk seems empty of joy or appreciation of anything human
Elon: JCO is a liar
Elon:
Elon: JCO is a liar
Elon:
The tracking on this still says "preparing to ship" gotta love how the retro game experience is so dedicated they emulate the retro shipping experience too.
I got one of those handheld emulation devices and looked up a bunch of games I want to play on it, which turns out to have been torturing myself slightly as I forgot how bad the overseas shipping wait can be. Been like a week and the tracking says "preparing to ship" lol
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The tracking on this still says "preparing to ship" gotta love how the retro game experience is so dedicated they emulate the retro shipping experience too.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
Jesus Christ, he may as well have said we're always twirling towards freedom. Just perfect consultant speak, no self accountability, no emotion, just an utterly bloodless and meaningless deflection.
I hope these motherfuckers get whig partied.
I hope these motherfuckers get whig partied.
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Jesus Christ, he may as well have said we're always twirling towards freedom. Just perfect consultant speak, no self accountability, no emotion, just an utterly bloodless and meaningless deflection.
I hope these motherfuckers get whig partied.
I hope these motherfuckers get whig partied.
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