Catfishing in America
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Holding Spc-3, US Space Force Command
Dawg you can't be diagnosing people parasocially
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dawg you can't be diagnosing people parasocially
Felt pretty good that I was DL more than the guy next to me even just getting back to the gym and then realized he was doing bent over rows lmao get fucked. Levels to this
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Felt pretty good that I was DL more than the guy next to me even just getting back to the gym and then realized he was doing bent over rows lmao get fucked. Levels to this
Love coming across a devastating parody of American fatuousness and realizing they're completely earnest and straightforward. 4 microwave hamburgers for breakfast, good lord. I hope he gets the job with his ethical company and they treat him with care!
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Love coming across a devastating parody of American fatuousness and realizing they're completely earnest and straightforward. 4 microwave hamburgers for breakfast, good lord. I hope he gets the job with his ethical company and they treat him with care!
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The Custom Oregon Plate FURRY was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #FURRY
October 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Custom Oregon Plate FURRY was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #FURRY
Lmao the Utah Jazz broadcast is doing a Karl Malone throwback puff piece segment. That man raped kids, get the Vaseline off the lens
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Lmao the Utah Jazz broadcast is doing a Karl Malone throwback puff piece segment. That man raped kids, get the Vaseline off the lens
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Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trail Blazers fans have achieved the mythical "our team started out 0-1 and now the head coach is going to jail" that college football fans have dreamed of for years
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The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
Shout out to the "Don't deport our workforce!!" sign I saw at the no kings rally
Here's me with an op-ed in Offrange about the tendency to value undocumented immigrants only for their labor ambrook.com/offrange/per...
More Than Their Work - Offrange
In calls to recognize immigrants as people, too often they’re reduced to what they produce and how they support our economy.
ambrook.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Shout out to the "Don't deport our workforce!!" sign I saw at the no kings rally
Generational talent
Cuomo had better learn how to say “Mayor Mamdani” correctly, because he got smoked last night.🔥
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Generational talent
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Only a guy a suave as me has only one line in a movie but appears in the credits twice. 😎
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Only a guy a suave as me has only one line in a movie but appears in the credits twice. 😎
@agoldman.bsky.social were you in Boston Johnny!?
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
@agoldman.bsky.social were you in Boston Johnny!?
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Portland City Council member Angelita Morillo humorously criticizes Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, leading to laughter from CNN's Boris Sanchez.
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Portland City Council member Angelita Morillo humorously criticizes Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, leading to laughter from CNN's Boris Sanchez.
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Did you or a friend or a family member get attacked by Trump’s brown shirts this weekend? I’d like to hear about it and maybe do something about it. My email is jchavez [at] ojrc [dot] info. Please put “Seeking Legal Advice re: ICE Building” in subject line. All inquiries are confidential.
Federal officers used tear gas against Portland ICE protesters while Trump said "paid insurrectionists" were “burning” the city.
Trump claims ‘Portland is burning’ while federal agents intensify ICE protests
Federal officers used tear gas against Portland ICE protesters while Trump said "paid insurrectionists" were “burning” the city.
www.oregonlive.com
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Did you or a friend or a family member get attacked by Trump’s brown shirts this weekend? I’d like to hear about it and maybe do something about it. My email is jchavez [at] ojrc [dot] info. Please put “Seeking Legal Advice re: ICE Building” in subject line. All inquiries are confidential.
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
My coworker was talking about not knowing how to watch the lions any more so I messaged her on the side offering to share the good streaming sites. She left me on read. She's from the Midwest, I don't think they do that. I guess she probably thinks I'm a pervert
September 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My coworker was talking about not knowing how to watch the lions any more so I messaged her on the side offering to share the good streaming sites. She left me on read. She's from the Midwest, I don't think they do that. I guess she probably thinks I'm a pervert
I know we're horror posting about vaccines rn but I've got the trader Joe's pizza dough dialed IN with my home oven and feel that is also important
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I know we're horror posting about vaccines rn but I've got the trader Joe's pizza dough dialed IN with my home oven and feel that is also important
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This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...
House Arab
I was working at the magazine as a fact-checker and my parents no longer considered me a failure, not because they read or admired it, but because when they said its name to friends and relatives it s...
bidoun.org
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is really good: bidoun.org/articles/hou...
I'll be Bouie's #1 fan the day he comes in from the cold
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'll be Bouie's #1 fan the day he comes in from the cold
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they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
August 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy
Man, fuck Deni Avdija, I want this genocide apologist off my team
July 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Man, fuck Deni Avdija, I want this genocide apologist off my team
One time I went on a date with a girl and we used her military spouse ID to get veteran rates at the art museum. And may I say, thank you for your service marine 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One time I went on a date with a girl and we used her military spouse ID to get veteran rates at the art museum. And may I say, thank you for your service marine 🫡
Oh yeah, that's the stuff
July 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Oh yeah, that's the stuff
I manifested this when I bought his jersey on deep clearance at TJ Maxx after he left
FROM SHAMS:
BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.
BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.
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FROM SHAMS:
BREAKING: Nine-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard is finalizing a three-year, $42 million contract to return to the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. Deal is expected to include a player option in 2027-28 and a no-trade clause. A storybook reunion home for the 35-year-old.
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July 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I manifested this when I bought his jersey on deep clearance at TJ Maxx after he left