Catfishing in America
@friedcakesnerd.bsky.social
Holding Spc-3, US Space Force Command
It ain't against the code when you make 'em hit the road
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It ain't against the code when you make 'em hit the road
Sorry man, this post is about you
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sorry man, this post is about you
"Sorry baby, I'm not allowed to have attachments"
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Sorry baby, I'm not allowed to have attachments"
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Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Arriving for my meeting at Tesla HQ at the same time as a coworker
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
Elon Musk: "well isn't — heh heh look at the guys— who hehe— they were blowing each other, right? are you guys brothers? like from the meme. have you guys seen? like the blowjob brothers."
Me: "epic meme, sir"
JB is Chicago Beto
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
JB is Chicago Beto
The real pro move is to ask the dumb follow up questions at like 4:45
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The real pro move is to ask the dumb follow up questions at like 4:45
The bounty hunter shit does seem like a natural evolution of the strategy when you look at it like that
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The bounty hunter shit does seem like a natural evolution of the strategy when you look at it like that
The Chu signal appears over the Gotham skyline
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Chu signal appears over the Gotham skyline
Usually not a hater but this is what it looks like to me
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Usually not a hater but this is what it looks like to me
They always make me feel like all the color has drained out of the world
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They always make me feel like all the color has drained out of the world
Immediate moratorium on "journey" as a description of anything other than long distance travel
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Immediate moratorium on "journey" as a description of anything other than long distance travel
Would you consider switching to a warmer, softer light? I think the sandwiches in this flat white light often look a bit gray, greasy, washed out
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Would you consider switching to a warmer, softer light? I think the sandwiches in this flat white light often look a bit gray, greasy, washed out
Reader mode in Firefox works like 70% of the time
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reader mode in Firefox works like 70% of the time
I suspect the marketing strategy here is to post some stupid dogshit that everyone will want to scoff at
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I suspect the marketing strategy here is to post some stupid dogshit that everyone will want to scoff at
It's me, the guy who was angry at Schumer but has since been mollified by this scoop.
Hey, since I've got you here, I've been standing in the back yard watching the rain but now my mouth has started to fill up and it's becoming harder and harder to breathe, please advise
Hey, since I've got you here, I've been standing in the back yard watching the rain but now my mouth has started to fill up and it's becoming harder and harder to breathe, please advise
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It's me, the guy who was angry at Schumer but has since been mollified by this scoop.
Hey, since I've got you here, I've been standing in the back yard watching the rain but now my mouth has started to fill up and it's becoming harder and harder to breathe, please advise
Hey, since I've got you here, I've been standing in the back yard watching the rain but now my mouth has started to fill up and it's becoming harder and harder to breathe, please advise
I'm simply not going to take a Sunday school lecture about feeling BIG feelings from this smarmy little quisling
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm simply not going to take a Sunday school lecture about feeling BIG feelings from this smarmy little quisling
Dawg shut the fuck up and oust Schumer you people are going down in history like Chamberlain
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Dawg shut the fuck up and oust Schumer you people are going down in history like Chamberlain
*Person who feels very validated by their own illness and therefore threatened by the implication it might be not a purely physiological problem but medicalization of emotional, social etc. problems
Getting a lot of my own chronic illness vibes from this essay
Getting a lot of my own chronic illness vibes from this essay
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*Person who feels very validated by their own illness and therefore threatened by the implication it might be not a purely physiological problem but medicalization of emotional, social etc. problems
Getting a lot of my own chronic illness vibes from this essay
Getting a lot of my own chronic illness vibes from this essay
Shout out @nwlaborpress.org which I get in the mail as part of my AFSCME membership
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Shout out @nwlaborpress.org which I get in the mail as part of my AFSCME membership
Jordan Peterson is the only one of my enemies who is not thriving, and for that reason his misery is important to me
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jordan Peterson is the only one of my enemies who is not thriving, and for that reason his misery is important to me
I wonder if we should be concerned that all of our cultural entertainments are convergent evolving into slot machines
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wonder if we should be concerned that all of our cultural entertainments are convergent evolving into slot machines