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You’re in her DMs at 7 AM saying GM
June 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You’re in her DMs at 7 AM saying GM
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friend: are you ok?
me: are you kidding me
friend: what
me: i'm on like year seven of not being ok...... are YOU ok?
me: are you kidding me
friend: what
me: i'm on like year seven of not being ok...... are YOU ok?
June 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
friend: are you ok?
me: are you kidding me
friend: what
me: i'm on like year seven of not being ok...... are YOU ok?
me: are you kidding me
friend: what
me: i'm on like year seven of not being ok...... are YOU ok?
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I'm really into aromatherapy, if the aroma is weed and coffee.
June 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'm really into aromatherapy, if the aroma is weed and coffee.
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You hide in enough bushes and leer into enough windows, you see some real creepy people.
September 14, 2023 at 4:09 AM
You hide in enough bushes and leer into enough windows, you see some real creepy people.
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just paid $7 for a coffee so I could sit in the café and use their wifi to google “how to make coffee at home.”
June 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
just paid $7 for a coffee so I could sit in the café and use their wifi to google “how to make coffee at home.”
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Diseased fool. Go away.
June 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Diseased fool. Go away.
i dont want to taste boy ass again
June 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i dont want to taste boy ass again
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My thesaurus brings all the ladies to the green.
June 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My thesaurus brings all the ladies to the green.
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On the island of Hawaii, the lava is floor.
June 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
On the island of Hawaii, the lava is floor.
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Please stare at my tits
June 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Please stare at my tits
*lifeguard*
ITS NOT A RACE !!!!!!!!
ITS NOT A RACE !!!!!!!!
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*lifeguard*
ITS NOT A RACE !!!!!!!!
ITS NOT A RACE !!!!!!!!
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nephew: this game is chaos
daughter: your mom is chaos
nephew: uno reverse your mom
me:😬
daughter: your mom is chaos
nephew: uno reverse your mom
me:😬
June 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
nephew: this game is chaos
daughter: your mom is chaos
nephew: uno reverse your mom
me:😬
daughter: your mom is chaos
nephew: uno reverse your mom
me:😬
babe do you wanna a banana? *yawning drinking a milkshake*
June 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
babe do you wanna a banana? *yawning drinking a milkshake*
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“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
June 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
ive been blasting a vape for 75 years
June 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ive been blasting a vape for 75 years
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I’ve never had a bird get in the house so I guess that’s something.
June 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve never had a bird get in the house so I guess that’s something.
i like my YOLOs to be plausible
June 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i like my YOLOs to be plausible