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INFP - Sigma | Ambivert | Hopeless Romantic Dork | @lostingoodvibe.bsky.social lil boo 💀🌹
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I’m allergic to shark bites.
June 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m allergic to shark bites.
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My wife was sitting on the couch looking at an actual map so I said, "Oh no, is the internet down?!?"
June 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My wife was sitting on the couch looking at an actual map so I said, "Oh no, is the internet down?!?"
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If I could abolish one word, it would be "sorry."
June 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If I could abolish one word, it would be "sorry."
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Good things take time, we're not in a rush; we can pick a tempo that we know can work for both of us
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Good things take time, we're not in a rush; we can pick a tempo that we know can work for both of us
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The high road is simply the road you get high on
June 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The high road is simply the road you get high on
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At this point I feel like car manufacturers laugh when they install turn signals.
June 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
At this point I feel like car manufacturers laugh when they install turn signals.
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I promise you, you will never regret having pure intentions and a beautiful heart. All good things come back multiplied.
June 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I promise you, you will never regret having pure intentions and a beautiful heart. All good things come back multiplied.
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how dare you bring milkshakes into my boy free zone
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
how dare you bring milkshakes into my boy free zone
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Most of the people here who say “Asking for a friend” probably don’t have any friends.
June 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Most of the people here who say “Asking for a friend” probably don’t have any friends.
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I think the nicest thing my wife did for my birthday was to leave town for the weekend 😎
June 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I think the nicest thing my wife did for my birthday was to leave town for the weekend 😎
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We could drive each other mad in the best way, if you want
June 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We could drive each other mad in the best way, if you want
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Silence of the Yams, starring Sweet Potato
June 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Silence of the Yams, starring Sweet Potato
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Silence of the Hams, starring Ms Piggy
June 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Silence of the Hams, starring Ms Piggy
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I'm not sure how to make jokes right now because reality is such a joke already
June 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm not sure how to make jokes right now because reality is such a joke already
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the music the neighbors are playing loudly in their yard sounds like hold music
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the music the neighbors are playing loudly in their yard sounds like hold music
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I passed the bar.
But then I turned around and went in for a beer.
But then I turned around and went in for a beer.
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I passed the bar.
But then I turned around and went in for a beer.
But then I turned around and went in for a beer.
i’d write you poetry, but it would turn into a grocery list halfway through.
June 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i’d write you poetry, but it would turn into a grocery list halfway through.
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Stopped at a gas station to get some Tylenol sinus severe pills. I hope they work. I now have a sinus headache.
June 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stopped at a gas station to get some Tylenol sinus severe pills. I hope they work. I now have a sinus headache.
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my best skeets were posted when you were offline
June 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
my best skeets were posted when you were offline
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it takes a lot of effort to get a crowd to start the wave which no one at this funeral seems to appreciate
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
it takes a lot of effort to get a crowd to start the wave which no one at this funeral seems to appreciate
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not using weeks to give my baby’s age but using seconds
June 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
not using weeks to give my baby’s age but using seconds