Fredison's Candy Cane is Too Big
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Mild-mannered video game nerd and occasional dev (he/they)
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They should make a Like A Dragon spinoff that's just the hostess club minigame, but instead of playing as yakuza members it's Sonic characters, instead of hostesses you have Chao, and instead of serving drinks to creepy men they play and eat fruit in a peaceful garden
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He's about to become the Little Engine That Could Do A Bunch Of Fucked Up Shit
When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will enter the public domain in the US, like:
💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon
🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels
🚂 The Little Engine That Could
🎩 Morocco
🍑 Georgia on My Mind
and many more!
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💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon
🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels
🚂 The Little Engine That Could
🎩 Morocco
🍑 Georgia on My Mind
and many more!
🧵👇
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He's about to become the Little Engine That Could Do A Bunch Of Fucked Up Shit
I know people are mostly kidding when they say "That person wasn't bullied enough as a kid" but I still wish we'd retire the phrase because idk I don't think the key to becoming a cool and good person is being called slurs at an impressionable age
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know people are mostly kidding when they say "That person wasn't bullied enough as a kid" but I still wish we'd retire the phrase because idk I don't think the key to becoming a cool and good person is being called slurs at an impressionable age
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not trying to downplay rudolph's struggles but isn't "one foggy christmas eve" the real story here... you're telling me the whole world was all foggy at once? that seems like it deserves more attention. really happy the nose thing worked out but this is a totally unprecedented global weather event
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
not trying to downplay rudolph's struggles but isn't "one foggy christmas eve" the real story here... you're telling me the whole world was all foggy at once? that seems like it deserves more attention. really happy the nose thing worked out but this is a totally unprecedented global weather event
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
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Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
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in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
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max's 5th annual NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS xmas special stream
TONIGHT 7:30pm EST at twitch.tv/maxkriegertv
SCHEDULE:
Pikachu in Stantler's Little Helpers
New Kids On The Block Christmas
Fay's 12 Days Of Christmas
Edith Ann's Christmas: Just Say Noel
Donner
Santa Claus The Movie
w xmas commercials!
TONIGHT 7:30pm EST at twitch.tv/maxkriegertv
SCHEDULE:
Pikachu in Stantler's Little Helpers
New Kids On The Block Christmas
Fay's 12 Days Of Christmas
Edith Ann's Christmas: Just Say Noel
Donner
Santa Claus The Movie
w xmas commercials!
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
max's 5th annual NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS xmas special stream
TONIGHT 7:30pm EST at twitch.tv/maxkriegertv
SCHEDULE:
Pikachu in Stantler's Little Helpers
New Kids On The Block Christmas
Fay's 12 Days Of Christmas
Edith Ann's Christmas: Just Say Noel
Donner
Santa Claus The Movie
w xmas commercials!
TONIGHT 7:30pm EST at twitch.tv/maxkriegertv
SCHEDULE:
Pikachu in Stantler's Little Helpers
New Kids On The Block Christmas
Fay's 12 Days Of Christmas
Edith Ann's Christmas: Just Say Noel
Donner
Santa Claus The Movie
w xmas commercials!
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
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Good morning and happy winter solstice
December 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good morning and happy winter solstice
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Lately I've been feeling so deeply exhausted about how every single creative person is wasting so much time thinking about and arguing about how this useless dogshit doesn't work and can never work; so I gotta say, seeing players overwhelmingly understand that too makes me SO happy and encouraged
everyone dislikes genai in games, but kids and story-focused players the most.
sounds like we'll be ok. just have to stay the course here and the "inevitable" new technology nobody likes will die. again.
quanticfoundry.com/2025/12/18/g...
sounds like we'll be ok. just have to stay the course here and the "inevitable" new technology nobody likes will die. again.
quanticfoundry.com/2025/12/18/g...
Gamers Are Overwhelmingly Negative About Gen AI in Video Games, but Attitudes Vary by Gender, Age, and Gaming Motivations.
Learn about how gender, age, and gaming motivations shape the perception of Gen AI in video games.
quanticfoundry.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Lately I've been feeling so deeply exhausted about how every single creative person is wasting so much time thinking about and arguing about how this useless dogshit doesn't work and can never work; so I gotta say, seeing players overwhelmingly understand that too makes me SO happy and encouraged
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Not every problem but probably 60-70% of the problems online could be mitigated by understanding that people you don't know/don't like are still capable of kidding around.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Not every problem but probably 60-70% of the problems online could be mitigated by understanding that people you don't know/don't like are still capable of kidding around.
ZOSIA: (smiling serenely as the smoke clears) Don't you see? As a Pluribus Life Form, we have access to the fighting experience and special techniques of seven billion people!
CAROL: (climbing out of the crater) Tch... I need to train more...!!
CAROL: (climbing out of the crater) Tch... I need to train more...!!
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
ZOSIA: (smiling serenely as the smoke clears) Don't you see? As a Pluribus Life Form, we have access to the fighting experience and special techniques of seven billion people!
CAROL: (climbing out of the crater) Tch... I need to train more...!!
CAROL: (climbing out of the crater) Tch... I need to train more...!!
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The Nintendo Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker contains a model of a realistic man, called "Male". Despite Male being from a Nintendo 3DS development kit, the Switch version is the only one he appears in.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Nintendo Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker contains a model of a realistic man, called "Male". Despite Male being from a Nintendo 3DS development kit, the Switch version is the only one he appears in.
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The lineup for this years Christmas Special Marathon has been decided.
Let's see if I can keep myself from swapping more stuff around like I have while compiling this.
Let's see if I can keep myself from swapping more stuff around like I have while compiling this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The lineup for this years Christmas Special Marathon has been decided.
Let's see if I can keep myself from swapping more stuff around like I have while compiling this.
Let's see if I can keep myself from swapping more stuff around like I have while compiling this.
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Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Most of us did not choose to write or draw or design so that we could put products on the shelf. We chose to do it because it’s a set of skills we enjoy exercising, that give us fulfillment.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
It’s like asking a pro pitcher to just let a machine pitch for them. Fuck off and give me the ball.
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is