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(Also not Superman. Apologies for any inconvenience this may cause.)
Mixed-Use Nightlife Zones
Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Mixed-Use Nightlife Zones
…and up next, “Pelted with Dildos,” the debut album by Infinitesimal Cock Ensemble
Dildos thrown at ICE vehicles. Please make this @daviss.org photo win the Pulitzer!
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
…and up next, “Pelted with Dildos,” the debut album by Infinitesimal Cock Ensemble
Semicolon Emergency
Unless there's some sort of semicolon emergency, this is my sole issue of the day.
So how about every question from the press is "When will the president apologize for his disgusting racism and also resign?" and they just keep asking that, and only that, till he does both (though I'll be fine with just the latter)?
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Semicolon Emergency
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February 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Wasn’t that a Grateful Dead song?
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Wasn’t that a Grateful Dead song?
Announcing the eagerly awaited sophomore album from Farming for Christians:
“An Act of Sod”
“An Act of Sod”
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Announcing the eagerly awaited sophomore album from Farming for Christians:
“An Act of Sod”
“An Act of Sod”
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Now coming to the stage, please welcome
The free-roaming turkeys of Saint Paul, Minnesota:
- are enormous
- don’t know where they’re going
- have no plans or motivations
- don’t understand roads
- or anything at all, really
- are enormous
- don’t know where they’re going
- have no plans or motivations
- don’t understand roads
- or anything at all, really
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Now coming to the stage, please welcome
Madame Zombie Roadkill
Madame Zombie Roadkill
Judge Smacks Down Kristi Noem in Epic Ruling talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Judge Smacks Down Kristi Noem in Epic Ruling talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Judge Smacks Down Kristi Noem in Epic Ruling
Ruling Preserves TPS for Haitians The top line here is that U.S....
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Madame Zombie Roadkill
Introducing the debut album from Baby Sauropods, “Jurassic Chips”
Baby Sauropods Were the Potato Chips of the Jurassic Era
Baby Sauropods Were the Potato Chips of the Jurassic Era: “Life was cheap in this ecosystem.”
nautil.us
February 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Introducing the debut album from Baby Sauropods, “Jurassic Chips”
Oblate Spheroids
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Oblate Spheroids
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Norwegian death metal band The Udder Ones new album 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 drops next Friday, featuring the single “Pasture Prime.”
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Norwegian death metal band The Udder Ones new album 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 drops next Friday, featuring the single “Pasture Prime.”
Acoustic Bees
(from Ross Noble, QI Season N Episode 10: Nature/Nuture)
(from Ross Noble, QI Season N Episode 10: Nature/Nuture)
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Acoustic Bees
(from Ross Noble, QI Season N Episode 10: Nature/Nuture)
(from Ross Noble, QI Season N Episode 10: Nature/Nuture)
Divine Catheter
(from Deirdre O'Kane, QI Season N Episode 8: Non Sequiturs)
(from Deirdre O'Kane, QI Season N Episode 8: Non Sequiturs)
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Divine Catheter
(from Deirdre O'Kane, QI Season N Episode 8: Non Sequiturs)
(from Deirdre O'Kane, QI Season N Episode 8: Non Sequiturs)
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The Peach Boys
The Peach Boys
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The Beadles
The Beadles
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Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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The Peach Boys
The Peach Boys
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The Rolling Scones
The Rolling Scones
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The Beadles
The Beadles
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Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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The Rolling Scones
The Rolling Scones
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Roy Division
Roy Division
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Depeche Mole
Depeche Mole
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Talking Beads
Talking Beads
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Roy Division
Roy Division
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Preen Day
Preen Day
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Hammstein
Hammstein
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Joy Orbison
Joy Orbison
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Preen Day
Preen Day
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Afrosmith
Afrosmith
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Preen Day
Preen Day
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Hammstein
Hammstein
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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Afrosmith
Afrosmith
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Pint Floyd
Pint Floyd
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Pint Floyd
Pint Floyd
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Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
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Afrosmith
Afrosmith
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Preen Day
Preen Day
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
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She blinded me with logistics!
January 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
She blinded me with logistics!
Radio Mime
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Radio Mime