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Loopy D and Long Tail
Is the signature Trump’s? Epstein birthday book feeds speculation. 
Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can’t be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail. [from the Washington Post]
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Supermarket sign that says, ‘ RING BELL FOR "MEAT SERVICE"’. for unknowable reasons, the phrase ‘meat service’ is nestled between quotation marks, as though being gently held by loving hands. It is not for us to speculate about just what kind of service is on offer.
May 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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♫♩ “Strawberry Fields Forever” melody ♫♩

Venus Is Covered With Pancakes
headline from EXTREMETECH. Scientists Figure Out Why Venus Is Covered With Pancakes
May 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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“Tiny Orange Lobsters” sounds like the title of a long-lost track by The Orb.
[snippet from the Portland Press Herald] . TINY ORANGE LOBSTERS . With steady hands and firmly-planted feet, students at the University of New England gently lowered tiny orange lobsters into the cold ocean. The odds of finding an orange lobster are 1 in 30 million. UNE’s marine biology students have been working on an experiment to breed more orange lobsters and have just released 15 orange babies into the wild to ease those odds. full story at: https://www.pressherald.com/2025/05/12/orange-baby-lobsters-the-rarest-of-their-kind-find-a-new-home-in-maines-ocean/
May 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Errant Apostrophes
“Let's simply call them errant apostrophes. Which is kind of classy, don't you think?” …a lovingly crafted sentence from “Dreyer’s English : an utterly correct guide to clarity and style” by Benjamin Dreyer.
April 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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“Everything cool is already a band name now”
Man labeled “Sickos” peering through a window from outside saying “YES... A HA HA... YES!”
March 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Flawless Luxuriant Smackdown

coming soon to a dive bar near you
Flawless Luxuriant Smackdown
January 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Velocipede Shower Bath and the Morning Ablutions

image via @curiositiesmuseum.bsky.social
Drawing of a man in a strange contraption combining a shower head and a stationary bike. Accompanying text: NOVEL SHOWER BATH. A Device Combining Exercise and the Morning Ablutions. VELOCIPEDE SHOWER BATH.
January 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Vegetable Universal Medicine
THE 1830 NEW YEAR'S GIFT TO THE WORLD: IN A SHORT TREATISE ON THE ORIGINAL CAUSE OF THE SMALLPOX VIRUS, WHEREIN IT IS PROVED TO BE NOT ONLY A NECESSARY OPERATION OF NATURE. BUT PERFECTLY HARMLESS AND BENEFICIAL, IF JUDICIOUSLY TREATED. WITH PRACTICAL EVIDENCES OF THE ALL-SUFFICIENCY OF Morison’s “Vegetable Universal Medicine,” Possessing the power of completely eradicating the virulence of thic disorder, without one hour's restraint. BY T. MOAT, Vice President of the British College of Health
December 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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Jellyfish apocalypse
Headline announces “NEW RESEARCH: Jellyfish apocalypse not coming”
December 6, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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Potato Moon
Washington Post OPINION piece headline: “Why the moon looks like a potato on NASA's new eclipse maps”
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Dancing Sandwiches
Sign advertising BAR COCKTAILS DANCING SANDWICHES
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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To the tune of the Monkees theme song:

“Here Come the Al Worms”
WIRED headline: “Here Come the Al Worms”
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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Hamsters on the Loose
Headline: “132 HAMSTERS ON THE LOOSE CAUSE CHAOS ON FLIGHT TO PORTUGAL”
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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Mockup of “Existential Subpoena,” the new album from Hope Hicks, on NYT Records. Based on a Tweet from (and incorporating the photo from) New York Times Politics: Hope Hicks, one of the best-known but least visible former members of President Trump's White House staff, is facing an existential question: whether to comply with a congressional subpoena nyti.ms/21329XZ
November 28, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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(now with alt text)
Scarfolk Skin Clinic presents 1978 SCARFOLK YOUTH INDOCTRINATION FESTIVAL July 4-5-6 FRIDAY Margaret's Idiotic Swan Sausage Warfare the Barristers of Camelot Strangely Normal the Gay Cows Kenneth Explosion Hitler Likes Twix Colonel Shrimp Phantom and His Prawn Army the Amiable Poos Orwell’s Spud SATURDAY Robot Wig Buffoon Sock Hospital Second Hand Puddings the Poltergeeses Electric Blanket/acoustic Blanket the Oyster Dickhead Orchestra SUNDAY Fondlebum Beige the Crucifixion Pyjamas Pavlov & the Dribblers Harpsichord of Death Arrogant Sandwiches Semi-Detached Kitten Asylum Lumpfinder
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Sperm Ornament
Headline from the journal “nature ecology & evolution”: “Genomics of a sexually selected sperm ornament and female preference in Drosophila”
November 23, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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A snippet of lyric:

“…and the fruit is praised smoothly”
Translation of part of the label of the Only Puke bag: “The raw materials of the product have been carefully selected, and the fruit is praised smoothly.”
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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The Venereal Diseases
1930s photograph of a family, with dad reading to his son and daughter. At the top is superimposed the text “The Venereal Diseases.”
November 22, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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Quite a selection of band names, album titles, nonsensical lyrics, etc.
A group of signs in Chinese with questionable English translations: “AVOID RUDE AND UNREASONABLE CHICKEN” “TRY THE STRANGE JUICE” “PLEASE DON’T CROSS ANY RAILINGS LEST SUDDENNESS HAPPENS” “TAKE NOTICE OF SAFE THE SLIPPERY ARE VERY CRAFTY”
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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Randy for Martyrdom
Screenshot of the phrase "randy for martyrdom" From the satirical comedy series Have I Got News for You
November 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Death Stud
Screenshot of a citation from the journal “Death Studies,” which is abbreviated in the PubMed database as “Death Stud” Death Stud. 2022;46(1):100-110. Article title: Death education from an Hegelian perspective Author: Manfred Man-Fat Wu
November 16, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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Gravy Hot Tub
Days Inn sign advertising 32IN HDTV EGGS WAFFLES BISCUITS AND GRAVY HOT TUB
November 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM