Forza Bahab
@forzabahab.bsky.social
Fellow Europa League winner. Horse serial killer. Rapper slash actress. I'm hilarious; you just don't get it.
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Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.
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How can you host a national football talk show and get away with takes like b/c Igor Tudor is foreign and he hasn't managed in the PL before so he's going to fail.
PL exp is overrated... Frank had 7 years PL "experience" FFS. its THE most watched league in the world, everyone knows its physical
PL exp is overrated... Frank had 7 years PL "experience" FFS. its THE most watched league in the world, everyone knows its physical
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
How can you host a national football talk show and get away with takes like b/c Igor Tudor is foreign and he hasn't managed in the PL before so he's going to fail.
PL exp is overrated... Frank had 7 years PL "experience" FFS. its THE most watched league in the world, everyone knows its physical
PL exp is overrated... Frank had 7 years PL "experience" FFS. its THE most watched league in the world, everyone knows its physical
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9/11 truther pivot in 2026 is a bold gambit, especially when based on, er, two passports. Either there’s money in it (how? Why?) or he’s gone cuckoo
Why is Cenk Uygur getting into "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" almost 25 years after 9/11?
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
9/11 truther pivot in 2026 is a bold gambit, especially when based on, er, two passports. Either there’s money in it (how? Why?) or he’s gone cuckoo
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Trump is no longer claiming we have "zero inflation" - now he says we have "very modest inflation" - meaning that he is the cause of it.
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Trump is no longer claiming we have "zero inflation" - now he says we have "very modest inflation" - meaning that he is the cause of it.
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Nate Newton was found in a van with 175 pounds of marijuana. I guess he’s lucky he wasn’t in a boat in the Caribbean or Trump would’ve blown him to pieces instead of pardoning him. www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players
Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Nate Newton was found in a van with 175 pounds of marijuana. I guess he’s lucky he wasn’t in a boat in the Caribbean or Trump would’ve blown him to pieces instead of pardoning him. www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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I hope Matt Goodwin never has to sit in a car, next to his wife, and hear the anguished cry of someone losing a baby after six years of trying. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Not even an absolute stain of a human like this prick.
‘Handmaid’s Tale future’: Reform’s Matt Goodwin sparks outcry with fertility comments
‘Handmaid’s Tale future’: Reform’s Matt Goodwin sparks outcry with fertility comments
Byelection candidate accused of indulging ‘alt right fantasy’ by suggesting women need ‘biological reality’ check
Reform UK’s candidate in the Gorton and Denton byelection has been accused of wanting a “Handmaid’s Tale future” after unearthed YouTube footage revealed he called for “young girls and women” to be given a “biological reality” check.
In a clip posted to his personal YouTube channel in November 2024, Matt Goodwin stated that “many women in Britain are having children much too late in life”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I hope Matt Goodwin never has to sit in a car, next to his wife, and hear the anguished cry of someone losing a baby after six years of trying. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Not even an absolute stain of a human like this prick.
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He's a white nationalist. He promotes Nazi conspiracies and is obsessed with saving the white birth rate.
What more do people need to hear or see?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
What more do people need to hear or see?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk posted about race almost every day in January
Many social media posts by Tesla CEO on his platform are indiscernible from those of white supremacists, say experts
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
He's a white nationalist. He promotes Nazi conspiracies and is obsessed with saving the white birth rate.
What more do people need to hear or see?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
What more do people need to hear or see?
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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I hate football but I applaud crap puns
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I hate football but I applaud crap puns
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And by "our country" I assume you mean the United Arab Emirates where you live?
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
And by "our country" I assume you mean the United Arab Emirates where you live?
I am genuinely wondering how this would work in Britain. Sweeping black and brown people off the streets and shoving them into disused shopping centres. The BBC both sidesing it on the news. Tice walking around in a long Nazi coat. Jim Davidson winning a BAFTA.
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I am genuinely wondering how this would work in Britain. Sweeping black and brown people off the streets and shoving them into disused shopping centres. The BBC both sidesing it on the news. Tice walking around in a long Nazi coat. Jim Davidson winning a BAFTA.
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Henry Kissinger’s turning over in his grave, furious that he didn’t come up with the idea of paying for his security with dead brown and black people
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Henry Kissinger’s turning over in his grave, furious that he didn’t come up with the idea of paying for his security with dead brown and black people
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Just watched James Horncastle on Sky give his opinion on Igor Tudor and he sounds like he has the right experience of keeping teams up and getting teams out the shit short term.
He’s previously worked with Deki, Bentancur, Dragusin and RKM.
#COYS
He’s previously worked with Deki, Bentancur, Dragusin and RKM.
#COYS
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just watched James Horncastle on Sky give his opinion on Igor Tudor and he sounds like he has the right experience of keeping teams up and getting teams out the shit short term.
He’s previously worked with Deki, Bentancur, Dragusin and RKM.
#COYS
He’s previously worked with Deki, Bentancur, Dragusin and RKM.
#COYS
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end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
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And the same people responsible for this will be the same people calling us “lazy”
"Racist people are firing and laying off Black women at three times the rate of other women."
😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!
"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."
Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!
😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!
"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."
Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!
Black Women Are Losing Jobs At Three Times The Rate Of Other Women | Essence
New labor data shows Black women accounted for a disproportionate share of job losses across 2025, especially in federal, education, and care-sector roles.
www.essence.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
And the same people responsible for this will be the same people calling us “lazy”
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stop the count, the take of all takes has reached the summit of Mount Take
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
stop the count, the take of all takes has reached the summit of Mount Take
Fuck, and I need you to hear me out here, that shit.
-64° C. JFC
The polar vortex continues to grip parts of the Northwest Territories and Nunavut with extreme cold, bringing the harshest conditions seen in decades, even by northern standards.
https://ow.ly/mjcS50YfcIM
https://ow.ly/mjcS50YfcIM
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Fuck, and I need you to hear me out here, that shit.
Oh my.....
We are all going to have to up our pun game. A new standard has been set.
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Oh my.....
It's no wonder politicians are so out of touch if only one in 4 of them has a salient opinion on the back catalogue of the biggest British band of the last 30 years.
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It's no wonder politicians are so out of touch if only one in 4 of them has a salient opinion on the back catalogue of the biggest British band of the last 30 years.
The key is firstly reminding this squad that they are winners, then that they can play, then that they have a specific mission and achieving it benefits them all.
12 cup finals.
Only have to win 3.
12 cup finals.
Only have to win 3.
No offence but a very strong whiff of supply teacher about Igor Tudor. No PL experience for a club in a freefall and morale at rock bottom? I mean, wish him well, but. Blimey.
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The key is firstly reminding this squad that they are winners, then that they can play, then that they have a specific mission and achieving it benefits them all.
12 cup finals.
Only have to win 3.
12 cup finals.
Only have to win 3.
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Looks like we'll actually try and have a go at that lot next week then.
Probably still lose but at least we'll go down fighting. #COYS
Probably still lose but at least we'll go down fighting. #COYS
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Unleash the puns.
Mock Tudor, if you will...
Mock Tudor, if you will...
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Unleash the puns.
Mock Tudor, if you will...
Mock Tudor, if you will...
These people 🙄
Nadhim Zahawi thinks London is now unsafe, because the other day a tired-looking man walked past him during the morning rush hour.
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
These people 🙄