Flathead Ted Grant
flatheadted.bsky.social
Flathead Ted Grant
@flatheadted.bsky.social
Philly. Former mailman, cat-lover, and one-time British Z-List celebrity for a week
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A lot of liberals mocked people on the left for saying that ICE needs to be abolished. I'm not going to say "Told you so," or anything, but i sincerely hope you all see that this isn't a thing that can be reformed. It has to be a root and stem situation. The whole thing has to go.
March 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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if anyone challenges this I ask you: is russia currently a communist country? if you think this, it would seem you have a LOT of reading to do lol
February 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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WOMAN: oh wise Solomon, tell us: who is the mother of this child?

BABY: *immediately pisses on Solomon's robe*

SOLOMON: okay. all right. I've got an idea.
January 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
life hitting me w enough good/bad stuff at the same time that I feel like the confused Homer meme rn
December 21, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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You, a slob: The Last Supper was hilarious because what kinda dudes all sit on the same side of the table lmao

Me, an intellectual: it was a hibachi restaurant
December 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
hey is this normal weather for this time of year
December 5, 2024 at 4:28 PM
just played lethal company for the first time, laughed so hard I fell off my chair and hit my head twice
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Oscar Wilde WISHES he came up with “would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human?”
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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most of you aren't ready for this idea at 6:30am but popeyes should sell karaage katsudon. they already have most of the necessary ingredients in their supply chain. it could be huge
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 AM
in the american mythos, is paul bunyan johnny appleseed's dark opposite?
November 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.

Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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I'd like to thank Drake in advance for inspiring Kendrick's future 7x Grammy Award winning album.
“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’”

www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
November 25, 2024 at 10:14 PM
the snow did not fix me, but it also disappeared overnight so who's to say it couldn't have?
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
crazy the degree to which Monster is the least weird thing Urosawa's ever done
not a big manga fiend but i've had people telling me i'd like Monster for as long as i can remember... reading it today and u know what they were right
November 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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The Mona Lisa, by Junji Ito
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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I hate this mf
November 22, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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i love when jazz musicians do that one thing on the piano
November 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
the people yearn for a little nap
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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My only advice to you on this website is block anyone at any time for any reason. You want to get in fights? Go have six miller lites and three shots of Jack and insult some townie at a dive bar, as God intended.
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Plato coming up with his allegory of the cave:
as bluesky becomes more popular, they will try and shut it down and censor it.
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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there’s no reason to not gaslight yourself into not understanding basic concepts and how they work these days. magnets? mirrors? who fucking knows anything anymore
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM