Flapjack 🥞
@flapjacq.bsky.social
1. Pancake enjoyer
2. Burning it all down
3. Chaos pancake
2. Burning it all down
3. Chaos pancake
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Flapjack 🥞
@flapjacq.bsky.social
· Feb 18
I am starting to need to MAKE the chaos, not just experience it
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It's really appalling that in the midst of a preventable surge of measles sweeping across several US states, leading national health authorities are not loudly and publicly recommending vaccination.
How many more children need to die for this madness to stop?
How many more children need to die for this madness to stop?
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
It's really appalling that in the midst of a preventable surge of measles sweeping across several US states, leading national health authorities are not loudly and publicly recommending vaccination.
How many more children need to die for this madness to stop?
How many more children need to die for this madness to stop?
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These people convinced you vaccines were dangerous and that scientists were lying and clinical trials weren’t real. That you could cure cancer with beet roots. That you could pay $1000 to have a shaman pray away your diabetes.
You all let a group of pedophiles convince YOU to kill your own kids.
You all let a group of pedophiles convince YOU to kill your own kids.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
These people convinced you vaccines were dangerous and that scientists were lying and clinical trials weren’t real. That you could cure cancer with beet roots. That you could pay $1000 to have a shaman pray away your diabetes.
You all let a group of pedophiles convince YOU to kill your own kids.
You all let a group of pedophiles convince YOU to kill your own kids.
i would simply divert the trolley to run over this entity
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
i would simply divert the trolley to run over this entity
Stuck at the airport for days and I didnt see a single person doing pull ups. We are going to win
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Stuck at the airport for days and I didnt see a single person doing pull ups. We are going to win
If your colleague’s secretary quits and then the colleague tries to reach you all day but won’t say why, it is a request for free labor
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If your colleague’s secretary quits and then the colleague tries to reach you all day but won’t say why, it is a request for free labor
Please & Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter
Insomniac Cookies pockets employees tips. Please & Thank You says ICE is welcome. Getting to be you gotta bake your own cookies in this town to not wanna throw up your conscience afterwards.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Please & Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter
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Whenever you see someone like this going on about Normie Libs, you have to remember that they mean women, and specifically, they're mad about bedtime.
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Whenever you see someone like this going on about Normie Libs, you have to remember that they mean women, and specifically, they're mad about bedtime.
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Secure your own squid first before helping others.
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Secure your own squid first before helping others.
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
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i want internet to be a museum again.
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i want internet to be a museum again.
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americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
”I’m sure your paper will be just fine without my input” would be such a RELIEF to hear from one of these meddlesome men
Larry Summers wants you to know: “Am greedy but not mean. Guess tough and mean is sexier.”
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
”I’m sure your paper will be just fine without my input” would be such a RELIEF to hear from one of these meddlesome men
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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I enjoy finding out how basically stupid people like Huberman are.
Lol I forgot this gem from Huberman thanks @vikrambath.bsky.social
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I enjoy finding out how basically stupid people like Huberman are.
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Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
Mentally fruit ninja slicing the fascist of the day with a double handed grip while staring into the TSA camera, I stay undetected
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Mentally fruit ninja slicing the fascist of the day with a double handed grip while staring into the TSA camera, I stay undetected
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Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
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Anyone noticed how governments around the world are all divesting from higher education except like China? Weird choice!!
January 30, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Anyone noticed how governments around the world are all divesting from higher education except like China? Weird choice!!
We are all in theater now
I wasn't planning to watch the Melania movie but now that it auto plays on my phone's lock screen, and when I pause my smart tv, and on the fridge display, and on my car's digital screen when I brake, and on the baby monitors, and is whispered through my white noise app, I'm starting to get into it.
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
We are all in theater now
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no computer can call me Bro
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 AM
no computer can call me Bro
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You know who would have been an awesome candidate for Governor?
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
January 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You know who would have been an awesome candidate for Governor?
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
Melissa Hortman.
💔😢
In my project of ejecting abusers from my life and job, only to have them put in charge at the highest level, I have slowed to a crawl. Born to generate value as a stem nerd, I have morphed into a tree sloth
January 29, 2026 at 4:49 PM
In my project of ejecting abusers from my life and job, only to have them put in charge at the highest level, I have slowed to a crawl. Born to generate value as a stem nerd, I have morphed into a tree sloth