He used to pick his nose in class. Our seats were arranged so that I could see

Brain the size of a planet and we have it meting out vape

We hated him before it was even cooler to hate him two days later

Dogs have been shooting men since well before your mysterious incantation. Perhaps you sensed it

Yesterday Gmail typed a line of complete BS describing the data I was sending. time to tear out the AI again

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Started to imagine how we’d talk about something universally reviled, like polio. But we are bringing that back too!

He lacks a certain intrinsic aptitude

Nothing about unaccountable casual misogyny and racism in ultra-elite circles, among billionaires who could text a congressmen and expect a prompt response—nothing about that is *bygone*.

The story I would tell is the opposite, that the emails show how present this culture still remains

The Epstein emails that I’ve seen paint a picture of too-elite-to-fail impunity, and people eager to ignore or actively bury Epstein’s crimes & accountability, in the interest of access to power & money, and this was only a few years ago, and most the ppl involved are still active in public life!

Women ruined the tactile mobile keyboard and its telegraphic writing style, preferring to gaze at their reflections in the iphone

As if this kind of thing has stopped

If Americans cared about stopping fascism they would be gathering in the dark, quietly, using offline channels I am not invited to and cannot perceive

I bet that guy wears his keys on a carabiner attached to his belt loop for all to see

Geese have a tough time pronouncing bubba but they try their best

Oh word? Larry Summers is a bag of shit?

Big question: will the Democrats finally stop turning to him for policy?