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it takes THAT LONG to defrost a turkey?
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it takes THAT LONG to defrost a turkey?
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MAGA is basically just a bunch of middle aged people trying to LARP at being characters in a VC Andrews novel
"Mom and Dad are separated" doesn't strike me as a particularly healthy lens for engaging with politics.
Trump-Marjorie Taylor Greene breakup shakes MAGA: ‘Mom and Dad are separated’
In Greene’s Georgia congressional district, much of the MAGA base has her back against Trump, who has called her a “traitor.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
MAGA is basically just a bunch of middle aged people trying to LARP at being characters in a VC Andrews novel
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every week just gets weirder tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every week just gets weirder tbh
someone check on Debra Messing
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
someone check on Debra Messing
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
i need the heaviest weighted blanket man can create
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i need the heaviest weighted blanket man can create
The only thing they're guilty of is being cool
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The only thing they're guilty of is being cool
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she’s a hero
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
she’s a hero
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30 Rock-ass Reality
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
30 Rock-ass Reality
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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a terrible shame, for many reasons.
and the job market is so bloated with culture reporters with no places to write
www.thewrap.com/paste-layoff...
and the job market is so bloated with culture reporters with no places to write
www.thewrap.com/paste-layoff...
Paste Cuts Film, TV Teams to Recenter on Only Music Coverage
Paste President and Editor-in-Chief Josh Jackson tells TheWrap the site will continue to collaborate with The A.V. Club for film and TV.
www.thewrap.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a terrible shame, for many reasons.
and the job market is so bloated with culture reporters with no places to write
www.thewrap.com/paste-layoff...
and the job market is so bloated with culture reporters with no places to write
www.thewrap.com/paste-layoff...
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)
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Again, can you imagine if a writer of color, a Black reporter specifically, did what Olivia Nuzzi did, what would happen to her career?
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Again, can you imagine if a writer of color, a Black reporter specifically, did what Olivia Nuzzi did, what would happen to her career?
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
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Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
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Genocide isn’t over. Boycott Israel. Divest from Israel. Sanction Israel. Stand for Palestinian liberation.
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Genocide isn’t over. Boycott Israel. Divest from Israel. Sanction Israel. Stand for Palestinian liberation.
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MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked
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Sameer Project’s Give Warmth campaign is up. Pls read, give, and stay tuned for additional ways to give !
maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmt...
maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmt...
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sameer Project’s Give Warmth campaign is up. Pls read, give, and stay tuned for additional ways to give !
maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmt...
maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmt...
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Chorus:
No one fucks like Gaston/
No one sucks like Gaston/
In a whorehouse nobody spends bucks like Gaston
Gaston:
I check my Fitbit whenever I'm maaasturbating
No one fucks like Gaston/
No one sucks like Gaston/
In a whorehouse nobody spends bucks like Gaston
Gaston:
I check my Fitbit whenever I'm maaasturbating
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Chorus:
No one fucks like Gaston/
No one sucks like Gaston/
In a whorehouse nobody spends bucks like Gaston
Gaston:
I check my Fitbit whenever I'm maaasturbating
No one fucks like Gaston/
No one sucks like Gaston/
In a whorehouse nobody spends bucks like Gaston
Gaston:
I check my Fitbit whenever I'm maaasturbating
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Jeffrey Epstein Was a Warlord. We Have to Talk About It.
www.thenation.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
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One way I have found to mourn someone is to set up a monthly sustaining donation to a mutual aid effort they cared about. If you can join me in honoring Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social with a sustaining donation today, please do. Thank you Alice, and I will not let the bastards grind me down.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
One way I have found to mourn someone is to set up a monthly sustaining donation to a mutual aid effort they cared about. If you can join me in honoring Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social with a sustaining donation today, please do. Thank you Alice, and I will not let the bastards grind me down.
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If you want to help with the flooding you could maybe pick one person on this list (I’ll quote tweet the bottom of it in the next post so not everyone picks the first few families) and maybe champion them- you could message them if you like or just make a post/ send it in the group chat etc
I usually share a new Palestinian account every day but today I am going to do a thread of people I’ve already verified impacted by the recent flooding in Gaza. If you can help any of these families- many who lost everything again- please do. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/14/m...
Heavy rainfall floods the camps of displaced Palestinians in Gaza | CNN
Displaced Palestinians in Gaza woke up Friday morning to inches of water flooding their tents, after heavy rainfall overnight left their shelters and belongings soaked with no way to dry them out.
edition.cnn.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you want to help with the flooding you could maybe pick one person on this list (I’ll quote tweet the bottom of it in the next post so not everyone picks the first few families) and maybe champion them- you could message them if you like or just make a post/ send it in the group chat etc
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@sfdirewolf.bsky.social just passed away. What a heartbreaking loss. And a reminder of how important Teen Vogue was.
It’s been a pleasure working with Lex and everyone in the politics vertical at Teen Vogue. I’m heartbroken that my column, Disability Visibility, is gone. Teen Vogue was one of the few places that published disabled journalists regularly. I just spent the last 2 months working on my next column
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
@sfdirewolf.bsky.social just passed away. What a heartbreaking loss. And a reminder of how important Teen Vogue was.