Catastrophe Wife
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If there's one thing I know about racist white people is that they expect all white people to be racist.
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
If there's one thing I know about racist white people is that they expect all white people to be racist.
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
So they literally cannot compute why a bunch of white folks would be in the streets when they're not the ones being kidnapped
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I know it's hard to contemplate additional suffering right now, but the Israeli genocide against Palestinians continues unabated, and if you want to make an immediate impact for people who need it, please consider donating to my Gazan refugee friends:
Donate to Help me and my family Rebuild their lives, organized by Alma Family
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January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I know it's hard to contemplate additional suffering right now, but the Israeli genocide against Palestinians continues unabated, and if you want to make an immediate impact for people who need it, please consider donating to my Gazan refugee friends:
the US acts like the US: "what are we, a bunch of Middle Easterners????"
🎶 People in the United States have been getting treated this way the whole time 🎶
It’s not a boomerang, it‘s an expansion
It’s not a boomerang, it‘s an expansion
tfw when the imperialism is boomeranging
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
the US acts like the US: "what are we, a bunch of Middle Easterners????"
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There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start
yup
I would love to know how many people who were convicted for January 6 are now member ICE
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
yup
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Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution
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This is what 7 House Democrats voted with Republicans to fund. This is what Hakeem Jeffries didn't whip votes against. This is what Gavin Newsom said *wasn't* fascism.
Anyone who doesn't commit to abolishing ICE should lose their job.
Anyone who doesn't commit to abolishing ICE should lose their job.
ICE killed another Minneapolitan in cold blood
Initial report is that two observers got into a shoving match with eight agents, one observer was wrestled to the ground, and then an ICE agent pulled out a sidearm and shot the man on the ground five times.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 PM
This is what 7 House Democrats voted with Republicans to fund. This is what Hakeem Jeffries didn't whip votes against. This is what Gavin Newsom said *wasn't* fascism.
Anyone who doesn't commit to abolishing ICE should lose their job.
Anyone who doesn't commit to abolishing ICE should lose their job.
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let me put it this way. if you do not believe ICE should be abolished, you probably DO need to watch the video
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
let me put it this way. if you do not believe ICE should be abolished, you probably DO need to watch the video
look, I've tried slapping myself in the face and I've tried not slapping myself in the face
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Why NBC Is Reviving Pilot Season: The ‘Process Worked So Well for a Long Time,’ Execs Admit
NBC is making a concerted effort to revive the traditional broadcast pilot season
variety.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
look, I've tried slapping myself in the face and I've tried not slapping myself in the face
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Los Angeles is still under siege thelalocal.org/neighborhood...
Rapid response teams say they need more support on the Eastside
Volunteer organizers say the pace of immigration enforcement has led to burnout, even as they continue to mobilize to protect families.
thelalocal.org
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Los Angeles is still under siege thelalocal.org/neighborhood...
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It really is kinda wild just how many MAGA influencers are either Hollywood hopefuls, has-beens or never-would-bes and you would think people would connect the dots when it comes to that. Hell, the MAGA Overlord himself is a B-list celebrity
Erika Kirk's Amazing Race audition tape shows that all these right wing grifters really just wanna be rich and famous and won't stop until they stumble on an audience dumb enough to let that happen
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It really is kinda wild just how many MAGA influencers are either Hollywood hopefuls, has-beens or never-would-bes and you would think people would connect the dots when it comes to that. Hell, the MAGA Overlord himself is a B-list celebrity
It's giving Righteous Gemstones
Spending a bazillion dollars on marriage promotion when the evidence is clear it’s largely ineffective, as Heritage wants, is a waste. In this @nbcnews.com interview, I suggest we’d be better off investing in early childhood programs bc the evidence is pretty clear about its benefits.
Group behind Project 2025 pushes ‘marriage bootcamps’ in effort to focus on family
The group behind Project 2025 is pushing potential "marriage bootcamps" run by the government in an effort to boost the U.S. population, without immigration. NBC News’ Jonathan Allen explains Democrat...
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:21 AM
It's giving Righteous Gemstones
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This lineup is exactly what the Academy votership overhaul several years ago was going for: More room for genre. A year when the huge, popular movie with the black cast ISN'T the surprise "Oops" omission. And a more international look--nineteen nominations for foreign films this year.
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
This lineup is exactly what the Academy votership overhaul several years ago was going for: More room for genre. A year when the huge, popular movie with the black cast ISN'T the surprise "Oops" omission. And a more international look--nineteen nominations for foreign films this year.
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LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
LA folks around Burbank: ICE is out and about in NoHo today, particularly at Home Depot on Sherman Way and near Burbank Blvd and Vineland. Be careful.
omg
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
omg
every person I've spoken to has been pushed to use some form of LLM at work all say the same thing:
it's fucking useless
it's fucking useless
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
every person I've spoken to has been pushed to use some form of LLM at work all say the same thing:
it's fucking useless
it's fucking useless
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I feel like a lot of your analysis about Miller's motives is too complicated. I think he's racist and just wants to use the power of the state to inflict as much damage as possible and that's the plan
January 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I feel like a lot of your analysis about Miller's motives is too complicated. I think he's racist and just wants to use the power of the state to inflict as much damage as possible and that's the plan
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked already
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked already
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Gary Larson, zoological prophet.
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Gary Larson, zoological prophet.
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If they want to see a ICE agents stripped to their undies, painted green, feathered, and hung upside down from by their ankles from a lamp post, by all means, send them to Philly.
seen in Philadelphia:
FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP + MUSK
GO BIRDS
FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP + MUSK
GO BIRDS
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
If they want to see a ICE agents stripped to their undies, painted green, feathered, and hung upside down from by their ankles from a lamp post, by all means, send them to Philly.
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Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors!
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors!
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
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5,000 protestors and 500 state security personnel killed in a few weeks is a lot.
And there’s a good chance the number of protestors Iranian forces have killed is decently higher than that.
No one knows where this will end up, but it’s very serious unrest, deadlier than some armed conflicts.
And there’s a good chance the number of protestors Iranian forces have killed is decently higher than that.
No one knows where this will end up, but it’s very serious unrest, deadlier than some armed conflicts.
Iranian official says verified deaths in Iran protests reaches at least 5,000 reut.rs/3ZiPI21
Iranian official says verified deaths in Iran protests reaches at least 5,000
An Iranian official in the region said on Sunday the authorities had verified at least 5,000 people had been killed in protests in Iran, including about 500 security personnel, blaming "terrorists and armed rioters" for killing "innocent Iranians".
reut.rs
January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
5,000 protestors and 500 state security personnel killed in a few weeks is a lot.
And there’s a good chance the number of protestors Iranian forces have killed is decently higher than that.
No one knows where this will end up, but it’s very serious unrest, deadlier than some armed conflicts.
And there’s a good chance the number of protestors Iranian forces have killed is decently higher than that.
No one knows where this will end up, but it’s very serious unrest, deadlier than some armed conflicts.
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george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple!
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple!
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
jerry: bone temple?
george: bone temple!
elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson
kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
I'm making so much bread this three day weekend (sourdough, not $$$)
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I'm making so much bread this three day weekend (sourdough, not $$$)