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Catastrophe Wife
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say something goddammit you're on television | she/her
Reposted by Catastrophe Wife
Chorus:
No one fucks like Gaston/
No one sucks like Gaston/
In a whorehouse nobody spends bucks like Gaston

Gaston:
I check my Fitbit whenever I'm maaasturbating
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM