ElizaB
@figandpen.bsky.social
Rich people seem to experience a special kind of boredom.
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Rich people seem to experience a special kind of boredom.
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Fabulous 10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Fabulous 10/10 no notes
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Kudos once again to the anti-fascist sticker guerrillas of Dundee.
Which one of these two is your favourite? 😎
#Dundee #Scotland #Humanism #Antifascism #RefugeesWelcome #ChristianNationalism
Which one of these two is your favourite? 😎
#Dundee #Scotland #Humanism #Antifascism #RefugeesWelcome #ChristianNationalism
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Kudos once again to the anti-fascist sticker guerrillas of Dundee.
Which one of these two is your favourite? 😎
#Dundee #Scotland #Humanism #Antifascism #RefugeesWelcome #ChristianNationalism
Which one of these two is your favourite? 😎
#Dundee #Scotland #Humanism #Antifascism #RefugeesWelcome #ChristianNationalism
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First loaf in a while. Turned out okay - might just be edible…
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
First loaf in a while. Turned out okay - might just be edible…
I love caturday, but #bunnybuttfriday is on a whole other level.
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I love caturday, but #bunnybuttfriday is on a whole other level.
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Happy Friday!
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Happy Friday!
Happy birthday to my snuggle buddy, personal body guard, and best puppy pal who is eight years old today.
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Happy birthday to my snuggle buddy, personal body guard, and best puppy pal who is eight years old today.
Yes. Yes they did. But Scotland doesn’t have ‘real’ courts or a ‘real’ government, so who cares?
#scottishindependence
#scottishindependence
Did Donald Trump's US just 'unlawfully abduct two people from Scotland'?
THE US Government is being pushed to explain whether it ignored a Scottish court order and “abducted two people from Scotland”
www.southwalesargus.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Yes. Yes they did. But Scotland doesn’t have ‘real’ courts or a ‘real’ government, so who cares?
#scottishindependence
#scottishindependence
What a luxury this would have been for all sectors when Brexit was rolled out with a week’s notice over the Christmas break in 2020.
Food sector calls for transition period if UK and EU agree post-Brexit rules reset
Industry groups warn that aligning agriculture standards overnight could cost British businesses up to £810m a year
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:49 AM
What a luxury this would have been for all sectors when Brexit was rolled out with a week’s notice over the Christmas break in 2020.
May that tacky-ass racist lose his deposit.
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 PM
May that tacky-ass racist lose his deposit.
If you object to the state scanning your face to enter into a database for god-knows-what purpose, wear a mask. Alternatively, there are simple makeup tricks that can help.
Subtle makeup tweaks can outsmart facial recognition
You may not need to go full Juggalo for the sake of privacy
www.theregister.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 AM
If you object to the state scanning your face to enter into a database for god-knows-what purpose, wear a mask. Alternatively, there are simple makeup tricks that can help.
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HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
Federal and local leaders are sharply divided over what happened and who is to blame.
dlvr.it
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
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unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
unlike all the strident leftists who were correct too early, i am correct at exactly the right time
Well this certainly doesn’t make Starmer look like a little bitch baby.
BREAKING: Labour’s NEC have blocked Andy Burnham’s candidacy.
January 25, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Well this certainly doesn’t make Starmer look like a little bitch baby.
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I know this is part of "the goal," just to break down logic and comprehension and feeling so that you let it wash over you. I'm not giving in to despair or apathy, but I also won't let the human part of my stop feeling pain and empathy.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I know this is part of "the goal," just to break down logic and comprehension and feeling so that you let it wash over you. I'm not giving in to despair or apathy, but I also won't let the human part of my stop feeling pain and empathy.
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the return of Baby Strawberry Bell
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
the return of Baby Strawberry Bell
”We dumped trash everywhere and are appalled that a bunch of flea-ridden rats turned up.”
Falkirk hotel protest group disbands after leader admits loss of control
Anti-immigration group Save Our Future & Our Kids Futures had organised protests outside of the Cladhan Hotel for months.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 AM
”We dumped trash everywhere and are appalled that a bunch of flea-ridden rats turned up.”
I could not be a diplomat. I can’t think of much I’d loathe more than having to create an escape path for a gibbering halfwit who’d painted himself into an incredibly stupid corner.
January 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I could not be a diplomat. I can’t think of much I’d loathe more than having to create an escape path for a gibbering halfwit who’d painted himself into an incredibly stupid corner.
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I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I feel bad for all of us who have to be good at our jobs when the answer is to be sufficiently white, rich and powerful and then you can just drool on yourself and the press will be like “audiences intrigued by his unusual communication style”
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
Everything I know about the Beckhams I have learned against my will.
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Everything I know about the Beckhams I have learned against my will.
Hindsight is 20/20 and all that, but I did say at the time he should’ve been treated like the clown he is and not given a state visit and a big kiss on the ass.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Hindsight is 20/20 and all that, but I did say at the time he should’ve been treated like the clown he is and not given a state visit and a big kiss on the ass.
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Rare seagrass 'fairy circles' discovered in the Hebrides. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rare seagrass 'fairy circles' discovered in the Hebrides
NatureScot says it is not known why the plants grow in doughnut-shapes on the seabed.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Rare seagrass 'fairy circles' discovered in the Hebrides. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...