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ElizaB
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Trying to do better.

https://figandpen.com
Starmer has to agree because the UK has so few friends post Brexit. Instead of having a seat at the table in Europe, Sir Kier has to suck up to Trump in the hope he’ll throw us a few scraps, or at the very least not damage us with further tariffs.

This is sovereignty. Isn’t it grand?
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It should be viewed as the teeniest tiniest of baby steps. Anything else is delusion.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Small business who used to be a medium business here. We have been trying to help the government understand the value of SM and CU since 2016. No one listened (except the SNP who were powerless regarding Brexit) and no one cared. They seem to miss our tax money, though - just not enough.
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How lovely it must be to create one’s own reality and live in it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Spectacular beans.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Women need fewer opinions from men.
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It could have something to do with the forever chemicals in our expensive food, literal excrement in our drinking water, and dampness in our poorly-built homes. Or maybe it’s terrible public transport, limited access to healthcare, and the sense that the government DOES NOT CARE.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This is what happens when you shun the left. We’re all hot af.
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Breaking one’s teeth on hard-tack crescent rolls and choking on dry-ass turkey should only be considered in countries with socialised healthcare. Serving this to Americans is just cruel.
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m so tired of all of this AI, crypto, NFT scammy dude-bro crap. They have Twitter. Leave the rest of us alone.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM