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I really think police and prosecutors should do their talking in court. Perp walking and trashing someone who has not been convicted is gross.

But lmao fuck this guy.
well I'm sure everything is just dandy at those unsupervised camps full of children
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.**

He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Hell yeah.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
73 years old. Will be 80 at the end of a new term if she wins.

We have retire these ghouls for their own good.
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, makes it official: She's running for re-election to a sixth six-year term. Her short announcement video features her unboxing a pair of shoes. www.youtube.com/shorts/O9N0S...
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Hell yeah.

Dumpster the Durbins and give the party over to people like her.
Congresswoman @ramirez.house.gov: " Congress designed DHS [Department of Homeland Security] to violate our rights under the pretense of securing our safety."

" DHS cannot be reformed. It must be dismantled, and something new must take its place"
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Whistling non-stop at ICE? Demoralizing, effective, pro-social.

Whistling non-stop during the luge? Obnoxious, anti-social.
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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was curious if anyone had ever gotten a tonsure with frosted tips but this guy on reddit was well ahead of me www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmy...
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Did you know in other countries, they just let you watch the Olympics, that it's not all chopped and screwed like on NBC?
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Why are these skiers interrupting the drone show
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
These drones at the Olympics are awful. Obnoxious noise do mediocre shots.
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
What the fuck is the point of blue hair if you’re not going to abolish ice?

What’s the upside here?
“I would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.

“Don’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.

“Don’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. “What you are voting for is not moral.”
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE'
The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.
www.ctpublic.org
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
These people must be harmed in a life-changing way.
Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved.

DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
EXCLUSIVE: Terez Metry was 13 when her family fled to Tennessee from Egypt in 2011. Then, they left her behind. She only recently discovered she had an order of removal from 2011. But she was following the legal path to citizenship. On Monday, at a routine DHS meeting, Metry was detained.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
the last thing I want to hear about when watching the Olympics is whether snoop dog is there
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Madmen reboot from Adam Whitman’s perspective.
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dipshits of a feather …

#akleg
OH DeWine says Ramaswamy-backed plan to abolish property taxes "devastating," diverges sharply w/ him on immigration, yet backed him uber early in non-existent GOP primary, while presumed D nom, Dr. Amy Acton, health dir in his admin & he admires her — 🤷‍♀️ politics www.cleveland.com/open/2026/02...
DeWine warns sales tax could hit 20% if property taxes abolished
If a proposed constitutional amendment abolishing property taxes were to pass, Ohioans might see sales taxes skyrocket to help replaced lost tax revenue, Gov. Mike DeWine said cautioned.
www.cleveland.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Cool, now push them over the brink.
A prosecutor's outburst on Tuesday at a hearing in Minnesota cost her her job and revealed how turmoil in the courts from the Trump administration's immigration crackdown has demoralized prosecutors, outraged judges, exhausted defense lawyers — and left many immigrants languishing in detention.
Surge in Immigration Cases in Minnesota Pushes Prosecutors and Judges to Brink
Remarks by a prosecutor opened a revealing window onto how the courts in the state are buckling under the weight of a deluge of cases arising from the Trump administration’s campaign.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
What is the point of a Democratic Party that talks like this?
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
February 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This is America if we let them do it to us.
The protests in Iran are largely over, crushed by the heavy hand of the government, but the retribution is just beginning. The authorities are making mass arrests, seizing assets and hunting down doctors who treated protesters.
‘It’s Collective Punishment’: Iran Exacts Heavy Price on Protest Supporters
The authorities are making mass arrests, seizing assets and hunting down doctors who treated protesters. Some Iranians keep showing defiance anyway.
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
lol pussies
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
No they weren’t, and no they didn’t.
Gimenez: "We've been warning the administration about the enforcement that's been going on. We thought there should've been a course correction a long time ago, and now I guess it's gonna be forced on us by the Democrats. We should've been focusing on criminals and gang members, not grandmothers."
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?

ME: Dominos.

CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?

ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.

CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?

ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Every scientist in the Epstein emails does a TED Talk titled "Why Everything We Know About Mitochondria & Inflammation Is Wrong" and writes emails which say "u eva had Romanian pussay
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM