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[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle
RIP to a real one.
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
RIP to a real one.
We’re better off without Charlie Kirk.
It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We’re better off without Charlie Kirk.
100% chance any time someone says “somalians” instead of “Somalis” they’re going to say some racist shit.
here's Trump's full racist rant about MN's Somali community: "Somalians ripped off that state for billions. And they contribute nothing... Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage. These aren't people that work... They come from hell & do nothing but bitch. We don't want them"
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
100% chance any time someone says “somalians” instead of “Somalis” they’re going to say some racist shit.
sort of curious right now whether pete hegseth actually stopped drinking
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
sort of curious right now whether pete hegseth actually stopped drinking
We are not going to get through this if we do not do something about people like this.
We simply cannot continue allowing this to be a legitimate part of our society.
We simply cannot continue allowing this to be a legitimate part of our society.
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We are not going to get through this if we do not do something about people like this.
We simply cannot continue allowing this to be a legitimate part of our society.
We simply cannot continue allowing this to be a legitimate part of our society.
If inflation is solved why is my health insurance premium going up 13%? Deductible increasing 50%? Out of pocket max increasing 11%?
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If inflation is solved why is my health insurance premium going up 13%? Deductible increasing 50%? Out of pocket max increasing 11%?
Luigi Mangione unironically has a better self defense argument.
FOX: You said the follow up strike was lawful. What law is it that allows no survivors?
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Luigi Mangione unironically has a better self defense argument.
Oklahoma is not a real university and should be treated accordingly when the administration falls.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oklahoma is not a real university and should be treated accordingly when the administration falls.
That’s funny when elon musk fired my friends without cause they did not get $53 million.
NEWS: LSU informed former coach Brian Kelly on Wednesday that he has been terminated without cause, clearing the way for him to receive the full $53 million buyout of his contract.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That’s funny when elon musk fired my friends without cause they did not get $53 million.
I thought dc was safe now or something
🚨ALERT🚨 Two national guardsman were just shot near Farragut Sq. The situation will likely escalate. Please avoid downtown and be extra careful around any law enforcement. Stay safe.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I thought dc was safe now or something
I want what they have.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I want what they have.
nah dawg once im through tsa i am entitled to eat like a feral hog
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
nah dawg once im through tsa i am entitled to eat like a feral hog
The permanent sneering tone is exhausting.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The permanent sneering tone is exhausting.
yeah sure whatever, now we take sartorial advice from the transportation secretary
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
yeah sure whatever, now we take sartorial advice from the transportation secretary
why does anyone take ezra klein seriously
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
why does anyone take ezra klein seriously
The peace president!
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The peace president!
Nick Begich’s office still cannot come up with an answer for Trump’s threats to execute members of Congress other than “I have not personally spoken with him about that.”
That is mildly better than both Murkowski and Sullivan, who will not even answer their phones.
That is mildly better than both Murkowski and Sullivan, who will not even answer their phones.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Nick Begich’s office still cannot come up with an answer for Trump’s threats to execute members of Congress other than “I have not personally spoken with him about that.”
That is mildly better than both Murkowski and Sullivan, who will not even answer their phones.
That is mildly better than both Murkowski and Sullivan, who will not even answer their phones.
So is it okay to call for executing members in Congress or not?
Because I have some *opinions* about a couple of mine.
Because I have some *opinions* about a couple of mine.
'HANG THEM': Trump Boosts Message Calling For Executing Democrats In Congress www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
'HANG THEM': Trump Boosts Message Calling For Executing Democrats In Congress
In a series of unhinged social media posts, he also called it “punishable by DEATH” that lawmakers released a video urging military service members to disobey unlawful orders.
www.huffpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So is it okay to call for executing members in Congress or not?
Because I have some *opinions* about a couple of mine.
Because I have some *opinions* about a couple of mine.
I would like one of these bears please.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I would like one of these bears please.
*I* am allowed to have low self esteem and a deep-seated sense of self-loathing.
My political party *isnt*
My political party *isnt*
Earlier this year, Trump fired a Democrat on the Nuclear Regulatory Commission without cause, an unprecedented move.
13 Dems just voted to advance Trump's pick to fill the vacancy.
Coons
Duckworth
Heinrich
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Padilla
Warner
Warnock
Welch
Whitehouse
13 Dems just voted to advance Trump's pick to fill the vacancy.
Coons
Duckworth
Heinrich
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Padilla
Warner
Warnock
Welch
Whitehouse
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*I* am allowed to have low self esteem and a deep-seated sense of self-loathing.
My political party *isnt*
My political party *isnt*
What’s there to wrestle with? They are capable of making their own medical decisions and it serves an important societal function by visually warning us of who they are.
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
The puffy, artificial look is rising in popularity - thanks to Maga elite such as Kristi Noem and Matt Gaetz
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What’s there to wrestle with? They are capable of making their own medical decisions and it serves an important societal function by visually warning us of who they are.
The national guard is the enemy of the people and should be treated accordingly.
The Alaska National Guard has responded to public concerns around a rapid response unit trained for "civil disturbance operations:" 100 service members will be trained "to support civil authorities."
At the request of Gov. Dunleavy, they will deploy to Washington D.C. in March 2026.
Story TK
At the request of Gov. Dunleavy, they will deploy to Washington D.C. in March 2026.
Story TK
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The national guard is the enemy of the people and should be treated accordingly.