Felix Bartel
@felixbartel.bsky.social
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He's attending dinner
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He's attending dinner
Almost timely with my reading for once
December 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Almost timely with my reading for once
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
I acquired the most cursed candy for the office Christmas game
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I acquired the most cursed candy for the office Christmas game
The way this administration has instituted corruption as a standard mode of government would make Huey Long blush
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The way this administration has instituted corruption as a standard mode of government would make Huey Long blush
I tried to pet him but he thought hand was more useful as a pillow (unfortunately hand was needed for essay writing)
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tried to pet him but he thought hand was more useful as a pillow (unfortunately hand was needed for essay writing)
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and the buses, he tells me, the buses are so slow. too many cars. fares take too long. stop and go, stop, stop, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go, go, stop—no more. fast buses. fast and free
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
and the buses, he tells me, the buses are so slow. too many cars. fares take too long. stop and go, stop, stop, stop, go, stop, go, stop, go, go, stop—no more. fast buses. fast and free
Convincing you to read my short story with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(Opening line of ''The Desecration of City Hall,'' which you can read here: medium.com/after-the-st...)
(Opening line of ''The Desecration of City Hall,'' which you can read here: medium.com/after-the-st...)
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Convincing you to read my short story with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(Opening line of ''The Desecration of City Hall,'' which you can read here: medium.com/after-the-st...)
(Opening line of ''The Desecration of City Hall,'' which you can read here: medium.com/after-the-st...)
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
Sleepy literary critic
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sleepy literary critic
When the article gets too real out of nowhere
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
When the article gets too real out of nowhere
On my break at work today a new colleague sits down in front of me and says 'I'm not on my break, I'm just gonna eat this banana'.
Then she dead ass looks me right in the eyes while she eats her banana.
Honestly, power move
Then she dead ass looks me right in the eyes while she eats her banana.
Honestly, power move
October 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
On my break at work today a new colleague sits down in front of me and says 'I'm not on my break, I'm just gonna eat this banana'.
Then she dead ass looks me right in the eyes while she eats her banana.
Honestly, power move
Then she dead ass looks me right in the eyes while she eats her banana.
Honestly, power move
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A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities
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Again, only conservatives do this, Nancy Pelosi has never demanded the Church be less homophobic if it wants to keep her
As Pope Leo begins to reveal some of his views on divisive issues, some conservative critics of his predecessor are rejecting the possible rise of another “liberal pope.”
As Pope Leo riles conservatives, some say ‘just focus on the church’
Conservatives who hoped that Leo, the first U.S.-born pope, would be more of a traditionalist instead hear echoes of his predecessor, Francis, in his public statements.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Again, only conservatives do this, Nancy Pelosi has never demanded the Church be less homophobic if it wants to keep her
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Super proud to have new short fiction in the latest @amsterdamreview.bsky.social
www.amsterdamreview.org/terrarium.html
www.amsterdamreview.org/terrarium.html
Terrarium by Suzy Eynon | Amsterdam Review
Terrarium, a short story by Suzy Eynon
www.amsterdamreview.org
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Super proud to have new short fiction in the latest @amsterdamreview.bsky.social
www.amsterdamreview.org/terrarium.html
www.amsterdamreview.org/terrarium.html
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When's their flags at half-mast? When's their bipartisan resolution? When do these children get 24/7 coverage of their too-short lives and endless interrogation of their murderer's ideology?
A MAGA teenager was spurned by a teen girl so he sent pizza to her home to intimidate her. The police ignored it.
Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes.
He's now charged with murder.
Then, he saw she mocked Charlie Kirk so he murdered her and her friend by ramming his truck into them at 70mph while they were riding their bikes.
He's now charged with murder.
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When's their flags at half-mast? When's their bipartisan resolution? When do these children get 24/7 coverage of their too-short lives and endless interrogation of their murderer's ideology?
But their legal traditions is also something someone dreamt up and other went along with?
When it's something he likes it's sacrosanct tradition. When it's something he doesn't, it's in innovation.
When it's something he likes it's sacrosanct tradition. When it's something he doesn't, it's in innovation.
A deeply unserious man:
“And I do give perspective to the precedent. But … the precedent should be respectful of our legal tradition, and our country and our laws, and be based on something – not just something somebody dreamt up and others went along with.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“And I do give perspective to the precedent. But … the precedent should be respectful of our legal tradition, and our country and our laws, and be based on something – not just something somebody dreamt up and others went along with.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Clarence Thomas says precedent might not determine cases on upcoming supreme court docket
The court is expected to weigh in on same-sex marriage next session, which it legalized in 2015
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
But their legal traditions is also something someone dreamt up and other went along with?
When it's something he likes it's sacrosanct tradition. When it's something he doesn't, it's in innovation.
When it's something he likes it's sacrosanct tradition. When it's something he doesn't, it's in innovation.
You'd think that someone would raise their hand and note that 'patriotic national renewal' sounds like something Hitler might say
The success of the far right is not only measured in votes and seats but in its impact on rhetoric, policy and ideology. The fact that a (nominally) social democratic head of government with a huge majority choses to say and do this is maybe the biggest success of the far right in Europe yet.
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You'd think that someone would raise their hand and note that 'patriotic national renewal' sounds like something Hitler might say
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a canceled streaming subscription is easily converted to several spec fic magazine subs on patreon and similar services, some are as low as 1-2 bucks. the more you know.
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
a canceled streaming subscription is easily converted to several spec fic magazine subs on patreon and similar services, some are as low as 1-2 bucks. the more you know.
Clicked a random link on a whim and was well rewarded. Tight and funny piece of short fiction hexliterary.com?p=2870
Inclement Weather by John Chrostek
The lectern of the conference room is emanating darkness. Profits are down. I know this because we all know this. There is no escaping the revelation. I yearn to feel anything other than concern, but ...
hexliterary.com
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Clicked a random link on a whim and was well rewarded. Tight and funny piece of short fiction hexliterary.com?p=2870
I'm sure he'll prove just as prescient about this as he was about the metaverse
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm sure he'll prove just as prescient about this as he was about the metaverse
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boys with the time machine: wow. so this is kowloon walled city
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
boys with the time machine: wow. so this is kowloon walled city
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Book mail! @malarkeybooks.bsky.social
Ignore the thing in the background
Ignore the thing in the background
September 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Book mail! @malarkeybooks.bsky.social
Ignore the thing in the background
Ignore the thing in the background