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Felix Bartel
@felixbartel.bsky.social
Some of my writing: https://linktr.ee/felix.bartel
We're seeing increased activity in the short fiction space, absolutely bullish signals. I for one am going all in on 200% leverage George Saunders long options.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Great geniuses are often ignored and misunderstood
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Great geniuses are often ignored and misunderstood
October 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I think the appropriate response would be to eat an oyster in front of her while maintaining eye contact. Though unfortunately I think I'd get some strange looks if I brought oysters into the break room
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I'm a bit drunk and watching this made was a mistake
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pictured: a remorseless criminal
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I know he's God's vicar on earth but my mom says I'm very smart sooooooo
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I recently participated in a writing competition where my submission included the worst parody of a nothing instagram poem my mind could conjure. One piece of feedback from a judge read:

Fitting your poem into a 250 story – masterful! And a good poem, too!

🙃
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I could go on
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
'The left ignored the obvious weaknesses in the Maginot Line for too long, it's time to march through Belgium'
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
'The left ignored societal claustrophobia for too long. It's time to give communities living space'

'The left ignored concerns about unproductive members of society for too long. It's time to concentrate certain communities, in fun little camps'
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM