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Jesse | He/him | 29 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | world's okayest Tampa Bay Rays fan | Florida man turned Oregonian
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Full video since YouTube removed it
September 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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this is my opposition party dawg I’m going to CECOT
Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger.

You didn’t earn the right to wear it.

Stolen valor at its worst.
September 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just checked the score for tonight's Rays game
August 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Everyone running for public office needs to unequivocally say whether they support Trump’s attacks on Iran — attacks which put hundreds of millions of lives at risk.

My answer is an unequivocal NO and there’s no excuse for a candidate to say anything different.
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Mahmoud Khalil emerges from airport security with his wife Noor and newborn, legal team and Rep. AOC.
June 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Remarkable.

MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."

Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.

Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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CONTENT WARNING: BLOOD

United Vision Reporter, Agata Sobieska was just shot in the back of the head by a 40mm tear gas grenade.

She is being treated now and is seemingly fine now.

This was done by federal police at the ICE office in Portland, OR.

#pdx #ICE #nokings #protest
June 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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There are a couple of kids in my nephews's class who weren't born in the US, and the class has decided (w/o teacher input) that if ICE shows up in they're all going to pretend not to speak English. 10yos reinventing "I am Spartacus" because they don't want their friends to get disappeared.
June 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS!!!! I love mine so much I wore it to Pride. Plus they're American-made and union-printed!

Get yours at katforillinois.com/store 🧡💙
June 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Reminds me of a personal fav
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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it literally never fails
May 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Cool new poster for TELEVISION EVENT.
May 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Bought OTD in 1969; a Beatle chasing lp with two brilliant tracks - Child, America - on a first side that tails off, but the second side is amazing: five cracking singles in a row, sly, tricksy stoner songs with an all time classic, Mrs Robinson
April 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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stolen valor is everywhere

stay woke
April 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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for competitive balance batters are allowed to use torpedo bats but the catcher is given a gun he can use whenever someone’s trying to get a lead off of second base.
March 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy TDOV please look at and appreciate my wimpy facial hair that I've worked very hard on 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM