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Jesse | He/him | 29 | 🏳️⚧️ | world's okayest Tampa Bay Rays fan | Florida man turned Oregonian
just checked the score for tonight's Rays game
August 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
just checked the score for tonight's Rays game
Happy TDOV please look at and appreciate my wimpy facial hair that I've worked very hard on 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy TDOV please look at and appreciate my wimpy facial hair that I've worked very hard on 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
March 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
massive W for our chicken man!!!
February 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
massive W for our chicken man!!!
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally
February 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally
chappell roan showing up to the grammy's like
February 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
chappell roan showing up to the grammy's like
i bought the giant pop tart from walmart because i have an obsession with plush toys and wow this thing really is huge. i am 5'8 (but currently sitting back on the couch)
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i bought the giant pop tart from walmart because i have an obsession with plush toys and wow this thing really is huge. i am 5'8 (but currently sitting back on the couch)
she's never done anything wrong in her entire life (incorrect)
January 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
she's never done anything wrong in her entire life (incorrect)
So long, my sweet boy, Mr. Hooper. I'll see you again on the other side someday. 💔
December 10, 2024 at 9:42 PM
So long, my sweet boy, Mr. Hooper. I'll see you again on the other side someday. 💔
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 1, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
........Anyways everyone should watch Rays baseball we have stingrays in great moods and a cat that is also a DJ
November 26, 2024 at 8:50 PM
........Anyways everyone should watch Rays baseball we have stingrays in great moods and a cat that is also a DJ
Proposing the 9/9/9/9 challenge: 9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hotdogs, 9 bouts of diarrhea the next morning
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Proposing the 9/9/9/9 challenge: 9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hotdogs, 9 bouts of diarrhea the next morning
Totally normal DM I received on reddit on a Monday morning at 10am
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Totally normal DM I received on reddit on a Monday morning at 10am
The little wall-eyed gremlin who lives in my house (I love her so much)
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
The little wall-eyed gremlin who lives in my house (I love her so much)
Ma'am that is a raccoon
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Ma'am that is a raccoon
My old man, Mr. Hooper, in his younger days
November 8, 2024 at 4:53 AM
My old man, Mr. Hooper, in his younger days
Gotta have my cuddly old man as my first post on here
November 7, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Gotta have my cuddly old man as my first post on here