Baking With Eve (Awkwardly)
@evenebula.bsky.social
artist / baker / bookbinder / cardmaker
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a they/them kind of human
picture is of the crab nebula, header is of a frozen soap bubble
Ko-fi.com/theevenebula
Evenebula.com
#BookBinding #BakingWithEve
a they/them kind of human
picture is of the crab nebula, header is of a frozen soap bubble
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i dreamed about bobbie, from the expanse. she was older, on mars. she went out to the terraforming platforms and turned all the lights off and sat there in the dark, among the rows of little plants and the deep, dark soil, staring in the darkness with nothing but the bubble, stars and moons overhead
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I saw a post a while back how many of Jupiter’s moons are named after women he had affairs with and we named the satellite to go see what he’s doing after his wife
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I saw a post a while back how many of Jupiter’s moons are named after women he had affairs with and we named the satellite to go see what he’s doing after his wife
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I do love that we named the spacecraft reporting back on what this planet is up to after the wife who spied on him so much she literally invented peacocks to have eleventy jillion eyes in their tail feathers
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I do love that we named the spacecraft reporting back on what this planet is up to after the wife who spied on him so much she literally invented peacocks to have eleventy jillion eyes in their tail feathers
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Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we thought, says NASA. The Juno spacecraft reveals the gas giant isn't as big as we thought. #Space #Astronomy #Jupiter www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/jupiter...
Jupiter is smaller and more squashed than we thought, says NASA | BBC Sky at Night Magazine
Data captured during 13 of the Juno spacecraft's flybys of Jupiter reveal the gas giant is narrower at the equator and flatter at the poles.
www.skyatnightmagazine.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
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All of these stories are terrible but it's the bigger picture that terrifies me even more.
The US only has 350m people. If you can't turn a profit without access to the US market that's ONLY because of our dysfunctional for-profit healthcare system.
Today it's vaccines.
The US only has 350m people. If you can't turn a profit without access to the US market that's ONLY because of our dysfunctional for-profit healthcare system.
Today it's vaccines.
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
All of these stories are terrible but it's the bigger picture that terrifies me even more.
The US only has 350m people. If you can't turn a profit without access to the US market that's ONLY because of our dysfunctional for-profit healthcare system.
Today it's vaccines.
The US only has 350m people. If you can't turn a profit without access to the US market that's ONLY because of our dysfunctional for-profit healthcare system.
Today it's vaccines.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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My stupid grandkids who are fucking stupid and I hate also never call me
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
My stupid grandkids who are fucking stupid and I hate also never call me
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
what a day, i need a drink *pours a gatorade*
February 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
what a day, i need a drink *pours a gatorade*
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I am also glad that Antonin Scalia is dead
One of Antonin Scalia's kids allegedly said that she was relieved that her father died when he did, because he would be so "upset" at how "coarse" and "polarized" politics has become, which makes me wonder if Scalia's children have any idea who their dad was www.politico.com/news/magazin...
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I am also glad that Antonin Scalia is dead
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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"how do I explain this to my kids???" makes me so angry.
The questions about queer things are so easy compared to "Why is my friend being sent away to South America?" or "Why aren't we able to get COVID vaccines anymore?"
The questions about queer things are so easy compared to "Why is my friend being sent away to South America?" or "Why aren't we able to get COVID vaccines anymore?"
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"how do I explain this to my kids???" makes me so angry.
The questions about queer things are so easy compared to "Why is my friend being sent away to South America?" or "Why aren't we able to get COVID vaccines anymore?"
The questions about queer things are so easy compared to "Why is my friend being sent away to South America?" or "Why aren't we able to get COVID vaccines anymore?"
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If reading these letters doesn’t fill you with a deep and urgent need to burn these concentration camps to the ground after releasing their prisoners, you would’ve been on the wrong side in WWII.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 AM
If reading these letters doesn’t fill you with a deep and urgent need to burn these concentration camps to the ground after releasing their prisoners, you would’ve been on the wrong side in WWII.
the ascetics would like a word
my kink is that I have no kinks
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
the ascetics would like a word
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Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
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Before the election, everyone: This guy Mamdani is a muppet.
After the election, everyone: This guy Mamdani is a muppet *with charisma*
After the election, everyone: This guy Mamdani is a muppet *with charisma*
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Before the election, everyone: This guy Mamdani is a muppet.
After the election, everyone: This guy Mamdani is a muppet *with charisma*
After the election, everyone: This guy Mamdani is a muppet *with charisma*
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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"Saruman believes it is only great power that can oppose evil... but that is not what I have found. It is...the small things, simple deeds of ordinary folk. Acts of kindness and love that keep the darkness at bay." - Gandalf
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"Saruman believes it is only great power that can oppose evil... but that is not what I have found. It is...the small things, simple deeds of ordinary folk. Acts of kindness and love that keep the darkness at bay." - Gandalf
@sapphirerosa.bsky.social love your new name! glad i figured it out (eventually) and that the two of you are happy!
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
@sapphirerosa.bsky.social love your new name! glad i figured it out (eventually) and that the two of you are happy!
being seen is how it works
Please don't accuse people in knitted hats of only wearing their supposed politics if all you're doing is posting, which is basically just another way of wearing your politics. It's a silly thing to attack people over in any case. Using fashion to signal support for ongoing acts of rebellion is good
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
being seen is how it works
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
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For reference, his name comes up more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potter's name does in the Harry Potter novels.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
For reference, his name comes up more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potter's name does in the Harry Potter novels.
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
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