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@etcshadow.bsky.social
ICS/OT security | digital forensics

Inventor of the Pants Cannon (does not work)
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The programmers of the Donkey Kong arcade left a message in the code to hackers mockingly congratulating them and offering to teach them as a joke. A group of bootleggers actually took this seriously and contacted the company asking for help pirating their own game.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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*replying to friend’s newborn baby photos* so adorable. what prompt did you use
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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a baby magician that gets really confused when things disappear
November 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Trying this on my next pentest
In Yoshi's Island, a "tongue overflow" glitch exists whereby Yoshi's tongue is able to fly away and begin gaining infinite length, overwriting the game's memory. The tongue-based corruption can have any number of effects, including skipping to the credits and ending the game.
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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some patients are going to die, and you have to find a way to accept that - it’s just part of being a really bad chiropractor
August 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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happily ever after 🥰
August 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
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ICYMI 🎩

Here are my slides from last week at Black Hat covering the ICS/OT Threat Landscape.

Thanks to my @mandiant.com & GTIG colleagues for helping with the data in this presentation. Thanks @emmamstewart.bsky.social @blackhatevents.bsky.social for the invite.

www.slideshare.net/slideshow/bl...
Black Hat USA 2025 - Micro ICS Summit - ICS/OT Threat Landscape
The Industrial Control Systems (ICS) / Operational Technology (OT) threat landscape is escalating, moving beyond traditional IT concerns to impacting cyber-physical systems. This talk dissects the div...
www.slideshare.net
August 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.
January 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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(To messenger)

Go now! Tarry not!

(Looking out the castle window moments later)

This mf tarrying
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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bumper sticker that says please be patient with me I just fell through a portal and directly into the driver’s seat of this car and i have never seen this car before
July 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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flour butt
July 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use
The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use
Update: The Metropolitan Museum of Art has put online 492,000 high-resolution images of artistic works. Even better, the museum has placed the vast majority of these images into the public domain, mea...
www.openculture.com
July 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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what if when Dracula's fangs came out they made that truck backing up noise
July 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Sauntering through a medical conference and eating an apple, flipping everybody off. They’re so mad. They know they can’t touch me
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM