Erin Steele
@ersteele.bsky.social
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“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
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Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
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Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday
August 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday
Same girl, same.
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Same girl, same.
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I love that the first two rules of snack club are you do not talk about snack club
My 11-year-old daughter, unhappy with the snacks and the long lines at camp, decided to start her own business with a couple of her campmates. I found this document on my computer.
July 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I love that the first two rules of snack club are you do not talk about snack club
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First time buying fireworks and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right assortment until the fireworks salesman high-foured me.
June 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
First time buying fireworks and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right assortment until the fireworks salesman high-foured me.
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I walk and talk like a field hand
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
I write songs about riding tractors
From the comfort of a private jet
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
I write songs about riding tractors
From the comfort of a private jet
March 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I walk and talk like a field hand
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
I write songs about riding tractors
From the comfort of a private jet
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
I write songs about riding tractors
From the comfort of a private jet
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Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
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Adam Sandler's Song: 50 Years – SNL50
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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This SNL50 concert is exactly the kind of thing my parents would have recorded on a VHS tape that I would have watched regularly as a kid. That is the greatest praise something can receive. #SNL50
February 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This SNL50 concert is exactly the kind of thing my parents would have recorded on a VHS tape that I would have watched regularly as a kid. That is the greatest praise something can receive. #SNL50
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Jimmy returns during the Los Angeles wildfires…
Jimmy Kimmel Returns During the Los Angeles Wildfires
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
January 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Jimmy returns during the Los Angeles wildfires…
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This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10
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They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
January 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
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Every blanket is a weighted blanket if your cats are chonky enough
December 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Every blanket is a weighted blanket if your cats are chonky enough
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Me before the 2024 election cycle
Vs
Me after
Vs
Me after
December 30, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Me before the 2024 election cycle
Vs
Me after
Vs
Me after
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This sums it up, yes.
December 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This sums it up, yes.
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
December 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
me: punching a goose in it’s mouth
interviewer: you know actually we’ve already filled the position
me: *clenches fist* was it a goose
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Putting a fried egg on a leftover sandwich and calling it breakfast
November 29, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Putting a fried egg on a leftover sandwich and calling it breakfast
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yeah I like tariffs.
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
yeah I like tariffs.
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
ta riffs on tom petty’s 1979 album damn the torpedoes
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me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
November 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
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Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
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Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
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"People who like cat pictures are just looking at the cat feed."
This statement by Bluesky's CEO Jay Graber on CNN is EVERYTHING.
This statement by Bluesky's CEO Jay Graber on CNN is EVERYTHING.
November 22, 2024 at 3:31 AM
"People who like cat pictures are just looking at the cat feed."
This statement by Bluesky's CEO Jay Graber on CNN is EVERYTHING.
This statement by Bluesky's CEO Jay Graber on CNN is EVERYTHING.