Emily/Will Gotobed
emilygtb.bsky.social
Emily/Will Gotobed
@emilygtb.bsky.social
Generally likes and does improv and comedy.
Also Maths, that's cool too.

Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.
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Gosh I think I'm funny. I hope the 5 people that get each joke agree.
HE
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Alright, mate, calm down.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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I have £15 to last the next two weeks. I could usually manage on this, but I also suddenly have a lot of hospital appointments coming up, and the tram is £6.50 a day. Eep! Help a disabled guy out? paypal.me/frizfrizzle
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fucking hilarious that New Zealand is the country with the most Scrabble world championship wins and it's all one guy.
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
DUDE NO WAY SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS DUE IN NEXT WEEK IT'S ACTUALLY DUE IN 2 WEEKS LET'S GO!
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Shoutouts to the World Scrabble Championships, genuinely the only international competition that I follow in any way.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
AI generated YouTube video descriptions? Firstly, your descriptions are shit but I can see you're trying, good job, and secondly, the creators ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING THING CALLED A DESCRIPTION THAT THEY WROTE THEMSELVES IT'S BELOW YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ENGLISH COMPREHENSION TEST ANSWER!
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Y'know what, I'm having an absolutely lovely time, in spite of everything.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Choose wisely, for if you go hard, you can never go home again
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl standing in front of two guys standing in front of two other girls standing in front of Kevin Bacon.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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What's the linguistically correct term for Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate clauses

👍
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I've started replying "your AI fetish is concerning" to people who constantly post AI art and I may have found the magic words to get people to stop doing it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Looking up Oliver Savell, the kid who plays young Alan Carr in the Changing Ends sitcom (which is very good, by the way) and isn’t this the best Personal Life entry ever. Yep, that’s it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I love how this sounds both like sports commentary and a nature documentary in one sentence.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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new print now in my shop!

An electron's journey ✨

(Link in bio)
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Every ad now
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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As you can see from the graph, it began to be "a time to be alive" during the interwar period. And then again in the 90s, presumably due to britpop. But the 2020s are easily the most "what a time to be alive" era of all time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Who's your favourite James Bond? Mine is the spy from the films.
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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A FEW PEOPLE!
JUST A FEW PEOPLE!
3 OR 4 SIT SIDE BY SIDE
SIDE BY SIDE ON THEIR
PARK BENCH
July 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Fear of heights is really just a fear of losing height at an alarming rate.
April 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Heard an advert that started with the phrase "for every long, there's a short", and I think we can all agree that makes no fucking sense.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM