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Emily/Will Gotobed
@emilygtb.bsky.social
140 followers 160 following 730 posts
Generally likes and does improv and comedy.
Also Maths, that's cool too.

Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.
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Emily/Will Gotobed @emilygtb.bsky.social · Jun 29
Gosh I think I'm funny. I hope the 5 people that get each joke agree.
emilygtb.bsky.social
HE
A sign on a wall made up of laminated A4 sheets with two letters on each sheet except one that is an ampersand. The sign reads "ALTH & SAFETY", and there is a separate sheet with "HE" near the bottom middle of the wall, nowhere near the front of the other sign.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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15schaa.bsky.social
Alright, mate, calm down.
Five calendar notifications in a row, all wishing me a happy birthday. Maybe they think that after this year, I've aged five times as much.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
I have £15 to last the next two weeks. I could usually manage on this, but I also suddenly have a lot of hospital appointments coming up, and the tram is £6.50 a day. Eep! Help a disabled guy out? paypal.me/frizfrizzle
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
emilygtb.bsky.social
Fucking hilarious that New Zealand is the country with the most Scrabble world championship wins and it's all one guy.
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
emilygtb.bsky.social
DUDE NO WAY SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS DUE IN NEXT WEEK IT'S ACTUALLY DUE IN 2 WEEKS LET'S GO!
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
emilygtb.bsky.social
Shoutouts to the World Scrabble Championships, genuinely the only international competition that I follow in any way.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
emilygtb.bsky.social
AI generated YouTube video descriptions? Firstly, your descriptions are shit but I can see you're trying, good job, and secondly, the creators ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING THING CALLED A DESCRIPTION THAT THEY WROTE THEMSELVES IT'S BELOW YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ENGLISH COMPREHENSION TEST ANSWER!
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
emilygtb.bsky.social
Y'know what, I'm having an absolutely lovely time, in spite of everything.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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15schaa.bsky.social
Choose wisely, for if you go hard, you can never go home again
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
I'm just a guy standing in front of a girl standing in front of two guys standing in front of two other girls standing in front of Kevin Bacon.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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k2mey.bsky.social
What's the linguistically correct term for Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate clauses

👍
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
I've started replying "your AI fetish is concerning" to people who constantly post AI art and I may have found the magic words to get people to stop doing it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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andrewmale.bsky.social
Looking up Oliver Savell, the kid who plays young Alan Carr in the Changing Ends sitcom (which is very good, by the way) and isn’t this the best Personal Life entry ever. Yep, that’s it.
^ Personal life He is from Surrey. His cat is named Alan after Alan Carr himself [15]
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
emilygtb.bsky.social
I love how this sounds both like sports commentary and a nature documentary in one sentence.
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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jackryeo.bsky.social
At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
new print now in my shop!

An electron's journey ✨

(Link in bio)
Print of a comic strip by me who is Stephen Collins. The imagery of the comic starts off with a single electron and then each panel zooms out one step - first to the microchip, then the OLED screen, then the iPhone, the person holding the iPhone, and onwards Script: An electron, forged in the first fire of the Big Bang Courses through a deeply intricate maze of transistors and diodes mined with unfathomable ingenuity from our planet’s deep geological past and assembled from all over the world Into a device perfected through centuries of technological evolution to perform a beautifully synchronised pixel dance on an OLED screen in an intricate moving pattern of shifting light [Show a phone screen with an Instagram post featuring Ryan Gosling and bearing the legend:] WATCH RYAN GOSLING EAT A PASTY FOR THE FIRST TIME! whose choreography is powered by an global information network of unknowable complexity which is specifically tailored to the interests of the being observing the screen who is a member of the most advanced species on Earth [Show a shlubby looking GUY idly looking at the Ryan Gosling/sausage roll Instagram reel on his phone while sitting in his pants and a stained t-shirt and eating a massive bag of crisps] with a brain perhaps more capable of reconfiguring these signals into conscious thought than any other for billions of miles around [Guy has a thought]: “Mmm…" in this endless, silent void. [Pull back to show the Earth as a tiny blue dot among the stars with a thought bubble coming from it] "… I want a pasty.” [ends]
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
As you can see from the graph, it began to be "a time to be alive" during the interwar period. And then again in the 90s, presumably due to britpop. But the 2020s are easily the most "what a time to be alive" era of all time.
A Google Ngrams graph showing the prevalence of the phrase "what a time to be alive" in the English corpus from 1900-2020.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Who's your favourite James Bond? Mine is the spy from the films.
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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emilygtb.bsky.social
A FEW PEOPLE!
JUST A FEW PEOPLE!
3 OR 4 SIT SIDE BY SIDE
SIDE BY SIDE ON THEIR
PARK BENCH
July 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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emilygtb.bsky.social
Fear of heights is really just a fear of losing height at an alarming rate.
April 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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emilygtb.bsky.social
Heard an advert that started with the phrase "for every long, there's a short", and I think we can all agree that makes no fucking sense.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne has his phone on the floor and is filming straight up at a white ceiling. His head emerges from the left side of his Zoom square, just up to his nose. Watson is also mostly out of his square, butting in one side. He’s pulling a face and biting his lip.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM