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Emily/Will Gotobed
@emilygtb.bsky.social
140 followers 170 following 750 posts
Generally likes and does improv and comedy.
Also Maths, that's cool too.

Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.
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HE
A sign on a wall made up of laminated A4 sheets with two letters on each sheet except one that is an ampersand. The sign reads "ALTH & SAFETY", and there is a separate sheet with "HE" near the bottom middle of the wall, nowhere near the front of the other sign.
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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It feels like they wanted to name it after a PM, but they couldn't decide which one, so they compromised.
Gordon Cameron Lecture Theatre.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Container of eggs with some tongs in a canteen, behind is a chalkboard sign saying: "Eggs Contains: Eggs"
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Thanks Nestlé, don't know what the fuck I would have done otherwise.
Serving Suggestion: put your Cheerios in a fucking bowl and plop some milk in there too. Also, this image has clearly gone milk first for aesthetic reasons, but secretly they're absolute animals for suggesting it.
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Dice.
I stacked some dice. Purple, green, blue, yellow, and red, 2 of each together in that order top to bottom.
October 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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That's how I like my yoghurt.
Thick, Creamy and high in protein
September 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Fuck off posh twat!
Reddit promoted Telegraph article. Post Title: "Do you own a hot tub? Or hold your knife like a pen? Then you may be classed as "common". See what's giving you away." And then an article with a picture of a posh twat, titled "16 telltale signs you're more common than you think"
August 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Yeah I'm cool.
A whiteboard with Maths on it. A commutative diagram, if you must know.
August 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Sat right in front of it, it's fucking great.
An off centre image of a decently large window with a small bright circle where a moon is located (looks great and bright in real life, a bit shit on camera). There is a faint reflection of me in the window pointing up at the moon with my mouth open (I deliberately moved my face to the side of my phone so it was visible in the photo, and my finger isn't actually pointing at the moon in real life, I pointed up so it looked like I was pointing at the moon in the reflection). You can also see my laptop, which has Discord on it because I didn't want you to see any of my other secrets.
August 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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My thoughts are so provoked.
June 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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My thoughts are so provoked.
June 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Part of something more complicated. Defining a chart at a point on the edge of a hyperbolic polygon with side identifications to show that there are metrics with Gauss curvature -1 on surfaces of genus > 1. Don't know if the slight zoom out helps, but it looks like it's a pokeball being thrown now.
Maths. If you really care you can ask, but it's not that exciting.
March 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Sometimes in Geometry you do end up accidentally drawing a Pokeball, but that's quite nice.
A point P on a green line that has been labelled with a white dot. There are filled in semicircles on either side of P, the top one is red and the bottom is white. It looks incredibly like a Pokeball and I'm weirdly proud of it, even though that is not a factor of the drawing that will help my academic performance too significantly.
March 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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All I want in life is to show people my favourite pieces of media for the first time. Also obligatory xkcd:
A classic xkcd comic 1053. [Caption above the panel:] I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things. [Caption right below said caption:] Because for each thing "everyone knows" by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the US hearing about it for the first time. [A list of equations.] Fraction who have heard of it at birth = 0% Fraction who have heard of it by 30 ≈ 100% US birth rate ≈ 4,000,000/year Number hearing about it for the first time ≈ 10,000/day [Caption above the next panel:] If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments. And I miss out on the fun. [Megan is standing. Cueball is walking, with his palm out.] Megan: "Diet Coke and Mentos thing"? What's that? Cueball: Oh man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store. Megan: Why? Cueball: You're one of today's lucky 10,000.
March 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I guess post your daylist if you feel like it.

(why the fuck is "lip sync" a tag?)
February 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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No, violets aren't blue, nor are they violet, I think you must be confusing them with the roses.
February 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Will coded characters
Jonathan Creek. Don't remember much of the specifics, but I think he might be the best choice. I know he's logical and I don't think he's completely socially inept, he does alright. I also like magic, so that's a small step in the right direction. I've got to watch this show again, it was so good. Ema Skye (Ace Attorney series). Was considering Edgeworth at first, but after thinking I think Ema suits it better. I mean, visually the long brown hair helps, the big science theme obviously. Socially quite normal. I don't really have the grumpiness she sometimes has, but in the other bits I think the science passion is the main comparison to draw for me. Humphrey Goodman (Death In Paradise/Beyond Paradise). Solid guy, I reckon. All of my picks solve murders in some way, this guy does it right, though, I think I'd do it like him. I can solve a rubik's cube, though, and he can't. I think he does do other puzzles though, he brings that up. He's just a fun guy to be around and I feel like I match his energy. Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair) She's literally the Ultimate Gamer, so that's 1 tick in the Will box. Some conversations definitely track with me, just small words said with mainly awkward silences (I've been told I'm good at holding silences), but still good at talking when she's got something to say. I can't really place anything specific, but I think I just generally feel like I'm broadly very similar to her in my mind. I don't sleep as well as she does, though, that's the only real difference (I wish I did though).
January 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I like this.
Wikipedia article for the 1996 Academy Awards 1996 Academy Awards may refer to: 68th Academy Awards, the Academy Awards ceremony that took place in 1996 69th Academy Awards, the 1997 ceremony honoring the best in film for 1996
January 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I admire Five Guys for their relatability in putting up a magazine page on the wall where they had the 3rd best hamburger on a page of many rankings.
Photo evidence from the wall of a Five Guys. The page has several top 3 rankings for e.g. Pizza, Fast Food Franchise, Soft Drinks, and they have circled the ranking for Hamburger, where Five Guys is ranked 3rd best.
January 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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TV listing Nineteen Eighty-Four (1954)
December 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Image from The Phoenix Wright Trilogy with dialogue. '"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!' It's a meme, people post it on Christmas Eve every year. That's just how it be.
December 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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I think I've been spelling it wrong the whole time.
The case of a cassette of a Star Wars radio series. Starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, Anthony Daniels as See-Threepio & Brock Peters as Darth Vader
December 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM