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Kate
@emeraldhyacinth.bsky.social
Archivist, reader, cross-stitcher, general nerd-of-all-work
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Omg you guys didn’t have to get me anything for a Valentine’s Day! but that’s so sweet, I love it 🥰
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I can’t believe Dune guy won gold, I’m gutted for Ilia but Dune guy is so endearing! Kazakhstan rise, I guess???
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Austria's Benjamin Karl wins the gold medal snowboard slalom and immediately removes 4 layers of clothing in like 15 seconds to flex
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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sports pioneer George F. Biathlon inventing the sport of biathlon in the year 1887
What if I simply went outside and shot the snow with a gun
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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Introducing MARCH THROUGH YOUR STASH! This is a challenge for those of us (Libby addicts, bookstore loiterers) who keep buying books but never reading them. Read as many as possible in the month of March!
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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if you feel like passing around a link today and helping fundraise for rent that will actually get paid today (and in the next few days for families who have a grace period) you can send here.

we will be going hard all day. i won’t be posting about it because I don’t want to flood your feeds.
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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I don't know whether it is the #1 Catherine O'Hara accomplishment but the fact that she invented a manner of speaking that no other person in human history has ever attempted for Schitts Creek and made it seem realistic that her character would talk that way felt like a comedy miracle to me
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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PLEASE SHARE my dog Bean went missing 7 months ago on May 26, 2025 in the south Bay Area (CA). Hes an elderly chihuahua with a distinct mole on his hind leg. Today is his birthday and the first time I've gone without celebrating it with him in a while. Please contact me if you have info on this dog!
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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I can't stop thinking of all the poets slain by tyranny. Today I hear the voice of Federico García Lorca, slain by fascists in 1936.
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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one fictional character who would have been a terrific poster, just hell on wheels on this website? pippi longstocking
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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🦝🥂🎉
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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🐈‍⬛🤍
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Just once it'd be nice to say "Best year ever; bank this one, for we may never see its like again" rather than "Another fucking quagmire of doom, glad to see the back of it."
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I worked at a school attended by a kid of a New Kids on the Block member, I saw him walking down the hallway when I was walking the opposite direction and waved hello and he didn’t wave back
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Alaric to the Visigoths in 410
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Same energy
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM