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Laura
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Still crazy after all this year
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Something I like about Sam Raimi is that he has the same head on him as an Auld Fella in a Pub in Co. Monaghan
January 28, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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Increasingly convinced Reform is a political remake of The Producers, desperately assembling a front-bench team no-one will vote for so they never have to do any actual work

Also, it's full of Nazis
a man wearing a helmet and a plaid shirt is standing in front of a fence with birds .
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a plaid shirt is standing in front of a fence with birds .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
If you are looking for a non-alcoholic mulled wine alternative for Christmas 2026, Lemsip Wild Berry and Hot Orange is spot on. Just make sure to leave four hours between glassfuls, with a maximum of four in twenty hour hours.
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Overnight at the mothership means BBC news for breakfast and a full five-minute segment on duvets.
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Some top-notch UX design on this 'year of birth' field
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
He's back
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
£185 for a Fortnum's teapot seems an ambitious bit of targeted email marketing.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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A poem by Amanda Gorman
For Renee Nicole Good
Killed by ICE on January 7th, 2026
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I went back to the hotel for an early night the evening everybody else I was with ended up hanging out with Keanu Reeves at the John Wick premiere.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think it is important to do readings in church in a restrained and measured tone, and not act them out.
December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tonight's supper was sausage rolls, cheese straws and After Eights. #tistheseason
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
This is your annual reminder to set aside part of today for unsubscribing from the mailing list of every brand that sends you a Black Friday email.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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getting the mic at a q&a, saying "this is more of a comment than a question" and then handing the mic back
May 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Announcer: The next station is Sittingbourne.

Small behind me: the next station is A TABLE?
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I believe they prefer to be called Americans
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Uber driver has just apologised to me for slowing down to the speed limit. "There are cameras here. They try to catch you out."
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM