Excelsior
@eljeasel.bsky.social
Richmond, VA
I'm into video games, comics, sports, cooking, and even some politics.
Trying desperately not to be Johnny Silverhand.
I'm into video games, comics, sports, cooking, and even some politics.
Trying desperately not to be Johnny Silverhand.
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Excelsior
@eljeasel.bsky.social
· Jan 22
None of this is acceptable and I refuse to lose my outrage.
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This is 100% how the average undecided voter operates
February 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
This is 100% how the average undecided voter operates
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It seems like this person was probably not a persuasion target for the Greens to begin with. Silly answers are just backfilling.
Some voters have been criticizing Barack Obama's healthcare reforms for 15 years because "he called it Obamacare." That unofficial name was a Republican smear campaign.
Some voters have been criticizing Barack Obama's healthcare reforms for 15 years because "he called it Obamacare." That unofficial name was a Republican smear campaign.
February 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It seems like this person was probably not a persuasion target for the Greens to begin with. Silly answers are just backfilling.
Some voters have been criticizing Barack Obama's healthcare reforms for 15 years because "he called it Obamacare." That unofficial name was a Republican smear campaign.
Some voters have been criticizing Barack Obama's healthcare reforms for 15 years because "he called it Obamacare." That unofficial name was a Republican smear campaign.
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JD Vance takes the mic and immediately attempts to tell a joke. He doesn't get a single laugh. Not. Even. One.
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
JD Vance takes the mic and immediately attempts to tell a joke. He doesn't get a single laugh. Not. Even. One.
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If you hate Democrats more than you want to stop Republicans, you’re not a resister.
You’re not a progressive.
You’re not an ally.
You don’t care about LGBTQ people or Black people or immigrants or women or genocide or student loans or housing or taxing billionaires.
You’re a collaborator.
You’re not a progressive.
You’re not an ally.
You don’t care about LGBTQ people or Black people or immigrants or women or genocide or student loans or housing or taxing billionaires.
You’re a collaborator.
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If you hate Democrats more than you want to stop Republicans, you’re not a resister.
You’re not a progressive.
You’re not an ally.
You don’t care about LGBTQ people or Black people or immigrants or women or genocide or student loans or housing or taxing billionaires.
You’re a collaborator.
You’re not a progressive.
You’re not an ally.
You don’t care about LGBTQ people or Black people or immigrants or women or genocide or student loans or housing or taxing billionaires.
You’re a collaborator.
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On his birthday?
February 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
On his birthday?
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Today is a good day for people to be reminded that we actually *can* hold the wealthy and powerful accountable, we just have to put in the work to get there.
If your elected official isn’t willing to put in the work, kick their ass out and find someone who will (that might end up being you!)
If your elected official isn’t willing to put in the work, kick their ass out and find someone who will (that might end up being you!)
February 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Today is a good day for people to be reminded that we actually *can* hold the wealthy and powerful accountable, we just have to put in the work to get there.
If your elected official isn’t willing to put in the work, kick their ass out and find someone who will (that might end up being you!)
If your elected official isn’t willing to put in the work, kick their ass out and find someone who will (that might end up being you!)
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Cops just arrested Prince Andrew in connection with the Epstein Files.
Good. More. Once the dozens of implicated nations around the world
continue to publicize the accountability stemming from
Epstein’s GLOBAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING NETWORK,
the U.S.🇺🇸 will appear all the more outlandish and odd.
Good. More. Once the dozens of implicated nations around the world
continue to publicize the accountability stemming from
Epstein’s GLOBAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING NETWORK,
the U.S.🇺🇸 will appear all the more outlandish and odd.
February 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Cops just arrested Prince Andrew in connection with the Epstein Files.
Good. More. Once the dozens of implicated nations around the world
continue to publicize the accountability stemming from
Epstein’s GLOBAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING NETWORK,
the U.S.🇺🇸 will appear all the more outlandish and odd.
Good. More. Once the dozens of implicated nations around the world
continue to publicize the accountability stemming from
Epstein’s GLOBAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING NETWORK,
the U.S.🇺🇸 will appear all the more outlandish and odd.
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"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America
or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports
or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports
February 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America
or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports
or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports
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NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
February 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
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Sometimes when I’m meetings with brands and organizations about how to encourage participation and raise the levels of talent in different sports, and I hear all about the most amazing innovations, I usually suggest greater access by making it free or cheaper and then everyone gets weird about it.
NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"
and i was like.
oh!
February 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes when I’m meetings with brands and organizations about how to encourage participation and raise the levels of talent in different sports, and I hear all about the most amazing innovations, I usually suggest greater access by making it free or cheaper and then everyone gets weird about it.
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Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
February 19, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
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Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.
February 19, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.
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Between schools removing hands on learning/trade school prep and the flood of pills and fent, the game changed as did the players.
Don’t yall get brand new on unc either. I would certainly take a five finger discount on many things in this economy.
Don’t yall get brand new on unc either. I would certainly take a five finger discount on many things in this economy.
I’m all around disappointed in modern crackheads. They don’t fix cars, hook up illegal cable, boost appliances or nothing like their predecessors.
We used to be a proper country.
We used to be a proper country.
Aye AZ got some boring ass crack heads. They just stand and stare
February 19, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Between schools removing hands on learning/trade school prep and the flood of pills and fent, the game changed as did the players.
Don’t yall get brand new on unc either. I would certainly take a five finger discount on many things in this economy.
Don’t yall get brand new on unc either. I would certainly take a five finger discount on many things in this economy.
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The sentencing trial for Yoon Suk-yeol will begin in 10 minutes.
February 19, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The sentencing trial for Yoon Suk-yeol will begin in 10 minutes.
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Yoon Suk-yeol has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
February 19, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Yoon Suk-yeol has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
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“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
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Is there a technology the left is excited about? Yeah it's called the internet and it was great until you people ruined it.
February 19, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Is there a technology the left is excited about? Yeah it's called the internet and it was great until you people ruined it.
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My fellow white people. Vote for Jasmine Crockett in the Texas primary. Y’all want to be edgy, alternative & progressive. There ain’t nothing more punk rock, alternative & progressive than a Black woman Democrat running for the US senate in Texas.
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My fellow white people. Vote for Jasmine Crockett in the Texas primary. Y’all want to be edgy, alternative & progressive. There ain’t nothing more punk rock, alternative & progressive than a Black woman Democrat running for the US senate in Texas.
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When supremacists come for one minority (or less powerful group, since women are a majority), they never JUST come for one
Solidarity is a matter of survival, not just morality
Solidarity is a matter of survival, not just morality
Married women and trans women at the polls with their previous names.
(You see how being anti trans rights eventually rolls right over huh)
(You see how being anti trans rights eventually rolls right over huh)
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
When supremacists come for one minority (or less powerful group, since women are a majority), they never JUST come for one
Solidarity is a matter of survival, not just morality
Solidarity is a matter of survival, not just morality
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Married women and trans women at the polls with their previous names.
(You see how being anti trans rights eventually rolls right over huh)
(You see how being anti trans rights eventually rolls right over huh)
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Married women and trans women at the polls with their previous names.
(You see how being anti trans rights eventually rolls right over huh)
(You see how being anti trans rights eventually rolls right over huh)
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BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
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“Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them”
Trump: "Frankly, if these radical left lunatic Democrats would come and say, 'Please, help us, please,' we'd stop crimes all over the place. Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them because they're so bad."
February 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
“Sometimes we have to force ourselves upon them”