Dan/Lunar Park
@elanid.bsky.social
You may know me as Dan. Or Lunar Park.
You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.
You’re probably gonna have to put up with Burning Man, nerdy stuff, memes, flamenco guitar, and cute cats here. You’ve been warned.
There is a non-zero chance that it’s me.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 AM
There is a non-zero chance that it’s me.
Various low key hanging out with Ashley Judd, Jane Pauley, Barry Bonds, and lots of other random celebrities via working in racing.
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Various low key hanging out with Ashley Judd, Jane Pauley, Barry Bonds, and lots of other random celebrities via working in racing.
And also:
“Science and technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!”
“Science and technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!”
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
And also:
“Science and technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!”
“Science and technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them! And adjusting them!”
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
As a New Yorker who is also fuck S*attle, I am solidly on Team Meh today
February 8, 2026 at 11:24 PM
As a New Yorker who is also fuck S*attle, I am solidly on Team Meh today
I feel this one
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I feel this one
“What if it pissed down rain at Burning Man and we looked at wild light art” oh wait
once a year the city of portland is like "who wants to look at a bunch of crazy light-up stuff downtown" and all the degens are like "WE DO"
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
“What if it pissed down rain at Burning Man and we looked at wild light art” oh wait
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
Forgetting about horrors for a few minutes by watching Alexander Skarsgård speedrunning playing all the Scandinavian nationalities, already hit Norway and Finland
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Forgetting about horrors for a few minutes by watching Alexander Skarsgård speedrunning playing all the Scandinavian nationalities, already hit Norway and Finland
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
So, what’d I miss?
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
So, what’d I miss?
And to think the Norwegian national league for the longest time didn’t want to include teams from the north because they thought they couldn’t compete
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
And to think the Norwegian national league for the longest time didn’t want to include teams from the north because they thought they couldn’t compete
Absolute fucking scenes in the Bodø Glimt v Man City match
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Absolute fucking scenes in the Bodø Glimt v Man City match
If you’re not watching this Bodø Glimt v Man City match you are sorely missing out
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If you’re not watching this Bodø Glimt v Man City match you are sorely missing out
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garlic bread
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
garlic bread
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Tron: Ares is just a vehicle for the soundtrack and I think I’m okay with that
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Tron: Ares is just a vehicle for the soundtrack and I think I’m okay with that
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If you told me 20 years ago that I would be texting with one of the members of Guster about the unconstitutional federal occupation of my city by unaccountable goons, I probably would have been pretty impressed with myself.
January 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If you told me 20 years ago that I would be texting with one of the members of Guster about the unconstitutional federal occupation of my city by unaccountable goons, I probably would have been pretty impressed with myself.
Exactly how it goes every time
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Exactly how it goes every time
wild finding group runs that advertise welcoming all paces and also talk about their “recovery” run pace is a 9 minute mile
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
wild finding group runs that advertise welcoming all paces and also talk about their “recovery” run pace is a 9 minute mile