Materials Handler
@edmundjexley.bsky.social
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime
Attorney, primarily
LA, CA
Attorney, primarily
LA, CA
Pinned
I actually thought the color of the sky would be a little different under fascism.
Bobby Chompers!
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Bobby Chompers!
"I can really be a dick" reminder, right on schedule
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"I can really be a dick" reminder, right on schedule
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If this game had 5 quarters, Josh Allen wouldn't live through it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If this game had 5 quarters, Josh Allen wouldn't live through it.
This is the before. In the after, he unbuttons his shirt, presses his nipple against the plexiglass and says 'Oh Billy!'
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is the before. In the after, he unbuttons his shirt, presses his nipple against the plexiglass and says 'Oh Billy!'
JFC
I asked Grok how Elon Musk could improve Anne Frank's writing. Just a brief selection of what it said
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
JFC
Grok: who would be better at lactating a substance that looks a lot like urine (while wearing a tuxedo shirt a PARTY DOWN costume designer would reject as 'too cheesy'): J.D. Vance or Elon Musk?
"JD Vance is lactating" is the sort of sentence I wish never appeared in my mind.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Grok: who would be better at lactating a substance that looks a lot like urine (while wearing a tuxedo shirt a PARTY DOWN costume designer would reject as 'too cheesy'): J.D. Vance or Elon Musk?
Of course not. He wants the J6 crowd to do it for him.
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Of course not. He wants the J6 crowd to do it for him.
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
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I'd like to buy word rotator a beer
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'd like to buy word rotator a beer
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He’s going to ask him to sign a copy of Art Of The Deal and Trump is going to let him annex Connecticut
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He’s going to ask him to sign a copy of Art Of The Deal and Trump is going to let him annex Connecticut
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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the mystery has finally been cracked
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the mystery has finally been cracked
I was looking to see which movie has the lower Rotten Tomatoes score between SPANGLISH and FUNNY PEOPLE [it's SPANGLISH] and on the way down the list I found a Sandler movie with a 0% rating (based on 36 reviews).
a man with a beard is covering his face with his hands while talking to another man in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is covering his face with his hands while talking to another man in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was looking to see which movie has the lower Rotten Tomatoes score between SPANGLISH and FUNNY PEOPLE [it's SPANGLISH] and on the way down the list I found a Sandler movie with a 0% rating (based on 36 reviews).
Did the people who gave James L. Brooks the money to make another movie see SPANGLISH?
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Did the people who gave James L. Brooks the money to make another movie see SPANGLISH?
They're making reporters sleep with their subjects because of croak.
They’re forcing kids to fight for the First Order because of Snoke.
They're forcing kids to read "Infinite Jest" because of joke
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They're making reporters sleep with their subjects because of croak.
Why is Temu Barry Bostwick wearing a 'POLICE' windbreaker? The cosplay is contagious.
Q: Would a $2,000 tariff dividend check going to people be inflationary?
Bessent: Maybe we could persuade Americans to save that.
Bessent: Maybe we could persuade Americans to save that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Why is Temu Barry Bostwick wearing a 'POLICE' windbreaker? The cosplay is contagious.
The last guy who said they didn't like the way I ran my campaign is in the trunk of my BMW
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The last guy who said they didn't like the way I ran my campaign is in the trunk of my BMW
