Materials Handler
@edmundjexley.bsky.social
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime
Attorney, primarily
LA, CA
Attorney, primarily
LA, CA
Pinned
I actually thought the color of the sky would be a little different under fascism.
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
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I'd like to buy word rotator a beer
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'd like to buy word rotator a beer
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He’s going to ask him to sign a copy of Art Of The Deal and Trump is going to let him annex Connecticut
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
He’s going to ask him to sign a copy of Art Of The Deal and Trump is going to let him annex Connecticut
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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the mystery has finally been cracked
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the mystery has finally been cracked
I was looking to see which movie has the lower Rotten Tomatoes score between SPANGLISH and FUNNY PEOPLE [it's SPANGLISH] and on the way down the list I found a Sandler movie with a 0% rating (based on 36 reviews).
a man with a beard is covering his face with his hands while talking to another man in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is covering his face with his hands while talking to another man in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was looking to see which movie has the lower Rotten Tomatoes score between SPANGLISH and FUNNY PEOPLE [it's SPANGLISH] and on the way down the list I found a Sandler movie with a 0% rating (based on 36 reviews).
Did the people who gave James L. Brooks the money to make another movie see SPANGLISH?
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Did the people who gave James L. Brooks the money to make another movie see SPANGLISH?
They're making reporters sleep with their subjects because of croak.
They’re forcing kids to fight for the First Order because of Snoke.
They're forcing kids to read "Infinite Jest" because of joke
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They're making reporters sleep with their subjects because of croak.
Why is Temu Barry Bostwick wearing a 'POLICE' windbreaker? The cosplay is contagious.
Q: Would a $2,000 tariff dividend check going to people be inflationary?
Bessent: Maybe we could persuade Americans to save that.
Bessent: Maybe we could persuade Americans to save that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Why is Temu Barry Bostwick wearing a 'POLICE' windbreaker? The cosplay is contagious.
The last guy who said they didn't like the way I ran my campaign is in the trunk of my BMW
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The last guy who said they didn't like the way I ran my campaign is in the trunk of my BMW
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Destroyer
Pulp/LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
Spoon
Magnetic Fields
Mitski
Destroyer
Pulp/LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
Spoon
Magnetic Fields
Mitski
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Japanese Breakfast
Paul Simon
The National/War on Drugs
Black Pumas
Boygenius
Japanese Breakfast
Paul Simon
The National/War on Drugs
Black Pumas
Boygenius
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Chicago Farmer
Kelsey Waldon
Charlie Parr
Lucinda Williams
Dom Flemons
Chicago Farmer
Kelsey Waldon
Charlie Parr
Lucinda Williams
Dom Flemons
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw:
Destroyer
Pulp/LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
Spoon
Magnetic Fields
Mitski
Destroyer
Pulp/LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
Spoon
Magnetic Fields
Mitski
Cramer, Kernan and Faber have been on the air together for something close to 30 years. Luckily the world has not changed in this period.*
*I'm the sole exception. I've aged thirty years, held 5 jobs, been nearly laid off twice; general sense of existential dread for about 6/30 years.
*I'm the sole exception. I've aged thirty years, held 5 jobs, been nearly laid off twice; general sense of existential dread for about 6/30 years.
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Cramer, Kernan and Faber have been on the air together for something close to 30 years. Luckily the world has not changed in this period.*
*I'm the sole exception. I've aged thirty years, held 5 jobs, been nearly laid off twice; general sense of existential dread for about 6/30 years.
*I'm the sole exception. I've aged thirty years, held 5 jobs, been nearly laid off twice; general sense of existential dread for about 6/30 years.
Cristiano is the only person in this photo who doesn't have bags under their eyes
🚨🤳🏼 Cristiano Ronaldo’s selfie after visiting president Donald Trump at the White House. @DavidSacks 📸
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Cristiano is the only person in this photo who doesn't have bags under their eyes
This is the look of a man who had turned off his No Fap app and was looking forward to cranking it in his taxpayer-funded office only to be greeted by a series of insubordinate questions immediately after entering his dojo / [imaginary] pussy palace
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is the look of a man who had turned off his No Fap app and was looking forward to cranking it in his taxpayer-funded office only to be greeted by a series of insubordinate questions immediately after entering his dojo / [imaginary] pussy palace
O. Nuzzi saw this guy do it, wrote about it, and shared it with the world (against its collective will) [All of which I find disturbing on at least 3 levels]. H/t @coachfinstock.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
O. Nuzzi saw this guy do it, wrote about it, and shared it with the world (against its collective will) [All of which I find disturbing on at least 3 levels]. H/t @coachfinstock.bsky.social
Sing to the tune of HIGHER GROUND
writers! do not date writers
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Sing to the tune of HIGHER GROUND
It will never stop being funny thst the Mavs traded one of the 5 best players in the league (while still young) for the basketball equivalent of C-3PO on Chewbacca's back.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It will never stop being funny thst the Mavs traded one of the 5 best players in the league (while still young) for the basketball equivalent of C-3PO on Chewbacca's back.
Motion to replace the dictionary definition of 'scamp' with this picture
Part 181 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Edo Period Dancing Fox Figurine. Carved ivory and sumo ink stain. Japan 1775.
Edo Period Dancing Fox Figurine. Carved ivory and sumo ink stain. Japan 1775.
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Motion to replace the dictionary definition of 'scamp' with this picture
If Tom swallowed every drop of anger from tne tower above your house, he would still thirst for it.
I know some people think we're living under actual fascism, but a fascist party doesn't usually lose votes like this one (or even HAVE such votes) and certainly not one that goes 427-1 against the Dear Leader's wishes.
Go ahead and yell at me more, but these are positive things.
Go ahead and yell at me more, but these are positive things.
The House has defeated a GOP plan to censure Del. Stacey Plaskett D-VI and kick her off the House Intelligence Committee. 6 Republicans refused to go along with the plan - and those were the key votes.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If Tom swallowed every drop of anger from tne tower above your house, he would still thirst for it.
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I sometimes think about a thread that made the rounds a long time back asking women if they'd ever had a man who wasn't related to them stand up for them when another guy had engaged in misogynistic behavior. I couldn't think of even any related dudes TBH
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I sometimes think about a thread that made the rounds a long time back asking women if they'd ever had a man who wasn't related to them stand up for them when another guy had engaged in misogynistic behavior. I couldn't think of even any related dudes TBH
Much like what we saw today is a replay of other vulgar displays we have seen before.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Much like what we saw today is a replay of other vulgar displays we have seen before.