Your pal Ferris
@dxferris.bsky.social
D.X. Ferris, the cat who brought you nine books, a podcast, a comic strip, original Xmas songs, and love unlimited. Two books about Slayer. One about GoodFellas. 32° PM. DDP Yoga. 3rd dan. My weekly show is Talkin’ Slayer. Detail-age at linktr.ee/dxferris
The updated version of my Slayer band biography runs 639 pages — and now you don’t even have to READ it. The audiobook is available at Bandcamp. And it’s CHEAP for an audio production that runs 1.4 days.
Bandcamp.SlayerBook.com
#Slayer
Bandcamp.SlayerBook.com
#Slayer
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 AM
The updated version of my Slayer band biography runs 639 pages — and now you don’t even have to READ it. The audiobook is available at Bandcamp. And it’s CHEAP for an audio production that runs 1.4 days.
Bandcamp.SlayerBook.com
#Slayer
Bandcamp.SlayerBook.com
#Slayer
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
Facebook be like, “You’re trying to log in on your phone: please confirm on the PC you keep stuffed up yr own arse just in case, because you’re clearly at home, which we totally know, but we’re pretending, because, like… security, and stuff.”
January 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Facebook be like, “You’re trying to log in on your phone: please confirm on the PC you keep stuffed up yr own arse just in case, because you’re clearly at home, which we totally know, but we’re pretending, because, like… security, and stuff.”
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GIVEAWAY: Win A Bundle of Essential Rock and Metal Books (Ozzy, @slayerbandofficial.bsky.social, by @dxferris.bsky.social, @jessiemayontheweb.bsky.social, @marksmetalminute.bsky.social) from Ghost Cult gleam.io/bXwwE/giveaw...
GIVEAWAY: Win A Bundle of Essential Rock and Metal Books (Ozzy, Slayer)
Ghost Cult has had a banger 2025 and we want to have one more giveaway to celebrate with our fans! Open to fans worldwide, enter to win a bunch of killer books for your bookshelf with some of the best...
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January 7, 2026 at 8:37 AM
GIVEAWAY: Win A Bundle of Essential Rock and Metal Books (Ozzy, @slayerbandofficial.bsky.social, by @dxferris.bsky.social, @jessiemayontheweb.bsky.social, @marksmetalminute.bsky.social) from Ghost Cult gleam.io/bXwwE/giveaw...
Booked on Rock invited me back! It’s THE podcast for rock books. It’s on YouTube, Spotify, Apple… wherever you get yr podcasts. Maybe even Limewire! #Slayer
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'Slayer 66 2/3' Reborn & Re-Remastered!
YouTube video by Booked On Rock
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January 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Booked on Rock invited me back! It’s THE podcast for rock books. It’s on YouTube, Spotify, Apple… wherever you get yr podcasts. Maybe even Limewire! #Slayer
youtu.be/GS7J36ecjEw?...
youtu.be/GS7J36ecjEw?...
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Eric is truly one of the best interviewers—subscribe and buy the book!
For reasons that remain unclear to me, the best podcast for rock & roll books invited me back. I can’t say enough about host Eric Senich; he’s a class act all around. He deserves better than me & my malarkey.
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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
'Slayer 66 2/3' Reborn & Re-Remastered! [Episode 347]
Podcast Episode · Booked On Rock with Eric Senich · 01/03/2026 · 43m
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January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Eric is truly one of the best interviewers—subscribe and buy the book!
For reasons that remain unclear to me, the best podcast for rock & roll books invited me back. I can’t say enough about host Eric Senich; he’s a class act all around. He deserves better than me & my malarkey.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
'Slayer 66 2/3' Reborn & Re-Remastered! [Episode 347]
Podcast Episode · Booked On Rock with Eric Senich · 01/03/2026 · 43m
podcasts.apple.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
For reasons that remain unclear to me, the best podcast for rock & roll books invited me back. I can’t say enough about host Eric Senich; he’s a class act all around. He deserves better than me & my malarkey.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
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Wrapping up ‘25 w/ a season six recap! Shouts out to everyone who joined me for a chat & spent some time with me. So few on Bluesky, but tip o’ the hat to @gabehonig.bsky.social & @joshgondelman.bsky.social & @dxferris.bsky.social & @stlf.bsky.social
Happy New Year, pals!! Be safe, love you all!
Happy New Year, pals!! Be safe, love you all!
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Wrapping up ‘25 w/ a season six recap! Shouts out to everyone who joined me for a chat & spent some time with me. So few on Bluesky, but tip o’ the hat to @gabehonig.bsky.social & @joshgondelman.bsky.social & @dxferris.bsky.social & @stlf.bsky.social
Happy New Year, pals!! Be safe, love you all!
Happy New Year, pals!! Be safe, love you all!
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This week on the pod, I am joined by my pals @dxferris.bsky.social & @stlf.bsky.social for a Christmas Draft, picking a team comprised of a Claus, an Elf, someone who loves xmas, someone who hates xmas, a musical guest & a Wild Card. VOTE for your favorite team.
Episode available where you get pods!
Episode available where you get pods!
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This week on the pod, I am joined by my pals @dxferris.bsky.social & @stlf.bsky.social for a Christmas Draft, picking a team comprised of a Claus, an Elf, someone who loves xmas, someone who hates xmas, a musical guest & a Wild Card. VOTE for your favorite team.
Episode available where you get pods!
Episode available where you get pods!
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
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Christmas album advent, day 1:
The Ventures, The Ventures' Christmas Album
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Perfectly different and traditional. There's been a lot of rockabilly or surf Christmas music since, but no one else has done it this well.
The Ventures, The Ventures' Christmas Album
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Perfectly different and traditional. There's been a lot of rockabilly or surf Christmas music since, but no one else has done it this well.
The Ventures' Christmas Album by The Ventures on Apple Music
Album · 1965 · 12 Songs
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November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Christmas album advent, day 1:
The Ventures, The Ventures' Christmas Album
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Perfectly different and traditional. There's been a lot of rockabilly or surf Christmas music since, but no one else has done it this well.
The Ventures, The Ventures' Christmas Album
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Perfectly different and traditional. There's been a lot of rockabilly or surf Christmas music since, but no one else has done it this well.
Holiday podcast, featuring yours truly: Here’s me talkin’ Christmas w/ my brother+host Nate Runkel on Yo! That’s My Jawn! For this year’s annual Xmas show, we conduct The First YTMJ Christmas Draft. We each choose a Santa, and elf, a musical guest, and then some.
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Ep. 6.17 - a Christmas Draft (feat. The Brothers Ferris)
Podcast Episode · Yo! That’s My Jawn: The Podcast · 12/15/2025 · 1h 13m
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December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Holiday podcast, featuring yours truly: Here’s me talkin’ Christmas w/ my brother+host Nate Runkel on Yo! That’s My Jawn! For this year’s annual Xmas show, we conduct The First YTMJ Christmas Draft. We each choose a Santa, and elf, a musical guest, and then some.
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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
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"a fierce lower middle class, Midwestern work ethic"
cc @dxferris.bsky.social
The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
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The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
YouTube video by Rock N' Roll True Stories
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December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"a fierce lower middle class, Midwestern work ethic"
cc @dxferris.bsky.social
The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
cc @dxferris.bsky.social
The Waitresses- How a Christmas-HATING Musician Created One of the Most ICONIC Holiday Songs!
youtu.be/xUkYT_LM9C0?...
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get his ass
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
get his ass
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The Kinks - Father Christmas (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheKinksVEVO
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December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Here's a Spotify playlist with my four Modern Canon Christmas Albums. #3 is rated R, maybe PG-13. #4 is melancholy. #1 is the most joyous, fun thing goin'. #2 is Donnie Iris. #DXmas
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DXmas Modern Canon Christmas Albums
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December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Here's a Spotify playlist with my four Modern Canon Christmas Albums. #3 is rated R, maybe PG-13. #4 is melancholy. #1 is the most joyous, fun thing goin'. #2 is Donnie Iris. #DXmas
open.spotify.com/playlist/5tf...
open.spotify.com/playlist/5tf...
My Moon Songs mix, the All Chill version. Play it on shuffle and see what the moon energy has for you.
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open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zg...
MIX: M-O-O-N all chill no metal
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December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My Moon Songs mix, the All Chill version. Play it on shuffle and see what the moon energy has for you.
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zg...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0Zg...
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Motorhead (x4)
Slayer (x4)
REM
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
Murder City Devils
Motorhead (x4)
Slayer (x4)
REM
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
Murder City Devils
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Ghost (4 times)
Deerhoof (2 times)
The Decemberists (3 times)
My cousin, who went by Chuck West
Tei Shi
Ghost (4 times)
Deerhoof (2 times)
The Decemberists (3 times)
My cousin, who went by Chuck West
Tei Shi
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Grand Buffet (x26?)
Slayer (10-15?)
REM (2)
Madonna / Beastie Boys (1)
Tori Amos (2)
Emmet Swimming (7?)
Mohr Stories 542: Patton Oswalt
Podcast Episode · Mohr Stories · 11/18/2025 · 59m
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November 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
THE INTERVIEW THAT WAS 7 YEARS IN THE MAKING. I talked Slayer, writin’, popular culture, Van Halen & fandom with my wrasslin’ book coauthor, Diamond Darren Paltrowitz. Video, yo! Yhis is the first time we actually spoke. #Slayer #Paltrocast
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D.X. Ferris Brings Slayer, Storytelling & Insight to Freeport
In November 2025, the Freeport Memorial Library hosted a virtual yet lively conversation with acclaimed author, journalist, and cartoonist D.X. Ferris, as joined by librarian and interviewer Darren Pa...
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November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
THE INTERVIEW THAT WAS 7 YEARS IN THE MAKING. I talked Slayer, writin’, popular culture, Van Halen & fandom with my wrasslin’ book coauthor, Diamond Darren Paltrowitz. Video, yo! Yhis is the first time we actually spoke. #Slayer #Paltrocast
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RT @mwardlaw.bsky.social I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
RT @mwardlaw.bsky.social I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me.